The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board
Home | Search | FAQ


The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board - Which Flinstones character would you Like most to give you a 'hot lunch' while fingering a donkey?

Page 1 2 3
Displaying 1-25 of 51 messages in this thread.
Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Which Flinstones character would you Like most to give you a 'hot lunch' while fingering a donkey?
Gary the Human Cum Dumpster
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Who would you be?

SOUNDS FUCKING STUPID DOESN'T IT!! Well it certainly fits with some of the topics posted here lately!!

This message was edited by Froy on 1-18-02 @ 11:47 AM
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
i'd be Stoney the Smurf. he was always the one munching the mushroom houses.


ALL YUOR CHEECH AND/OR CHONG ARE BELONG TO ME!11! ME11!1 ME!!1
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
wow decisions decisions....


Heartbreaker you've got the best of me
But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
Didn't papa smurf always get head from smurfette?



Email
- AIM:roweLENTless2001

Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Shaking Head....Oh I can't believe this!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!!
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Was there a Dildo Smurf?


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands


Over The Limit
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

wow decisions decisions....


i know! i know!

you'd be Smurfette! right?


ALL YUOR CHEECH AND/OR CHONG ARE BELONG TO ME!11! ME11!1 ME!!1
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Well I was thinking, there was no smurf that really represented the slackjaw in the proper perspective.... however, I can think of some smurfs for the rest of you.... heh heh.

Froy (at least in Norton's eyes) Vanity Smurf
Froy.... in all disgruntled poster eyes = Froygamel
OAS..... duh.... Papa Smurf
Brokenjaw.... Handy Smurf
Tequila.... Wetback Smurf
Gonzo...... Pedophile Smurf
Liquid Ice..... Invisible Smurf
Grk...... Backdoor Smurf
Alkey.... Two drinks and I'll suck your cock Smurf
Grumpy..... can't be a smurf, he's already a fucking dwarf.



Eat shit and die :)
AIM


Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
There was a "Hack" smurf a long time ago but all he did was make crappy Sigs under the name KFC!!

I can't believe i'm actually posting to this retarded fucking thread!!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!!
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

you'd be Smurfette! right?

Well of course, being a female limits my smurf character picking. lol


Heartbreaker you've got the best of me
But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Smurfette was a girl?


ALL YUOR CHEECH AND/OR CHONG ARE BELONG TO ME!11! ME11!1 ME!!1
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I can't believe i'm actually posting to this retarded fucking thread!!



I can't believe some asshole actually started this thread!


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands


Over The Limit
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
one of the blue ones


AIM | E-MAIL
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?"
Despite all my RAGE, i am still just a rat in a cage.
Gary the Human Cum Dumpster
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:54 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Well sorry Fellers....it was a toss up between this or what ya had for dinner tonight!

GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

it was a toss up between this or what ya had for dinner tonight!
I knew Maynard couldnt stay away from the board!


Heartbreaker you've got the best of me
But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

onehung lo434
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Didn't trolls smash the living shit out of smurfs?





Thrillhouse
Alkey gave me my bonus points back.
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 9:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:


or what ya had for dinner tonight!


pork chops


NOW I'M ALL ALONE, KEPT THE PAIN INSIDE, WANT TO TORCH THE WORLD, CUZ I'M BREATHING FIRE
Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 9:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I had "Chops De Grumps Mom".....ya had to pick through a lot of fat before ya finally got to some Shrimp sized Meat..lol



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!!
Angelo from da Bronx
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 9:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Nice thread fag....

I'd be the lazy smurf cuz it fits what i'm really like...

What a stupid f'n thread...

--------------------------
E-Mail me HERE
AIM ME AT : OA AfdB
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 9:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
so you're black?


ALL YUOR CHEECH AND/OR CHONG ARE BELONG TO ME!11! ME11!1 ME!!1
Gary the Human Cum Dumpster
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 9:26 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Hmmm.., "Angelo" and "Lazy", Don't those two words go together! LOL!!

donotkidme
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 10:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
this is so stupid, but not only because i'm limited by a choice of characters, but...

Smurfette, because she's always with guys, like me.




Complaints? Too bad!
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 10:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I don't know who I would be, but I am convinced that there was a lesbian smurf colony just outside where you could see. They couldn't show it cause it was too taboo back then. But seriously, where did all the smurfs come from if no one gave birth to them? I say they were all artificially insmurfinated by papa smurf's sperm. Lame I know, but this is the kind of stuff I thought about for the 4 years I spent high as a kite in high school.



I LOVE THE MORON
Gary the Human Cum Dumpster
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 10:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Ya know, i'll bet if i posted "What's the weather in your town, and how you could make it a Sunny day" post...about 75% of you tools would respond!!
Holy shit this place has gone Lame!! What's next, a forum dedicated to listing where the local Star Trek conventions are being held??
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 01-17-2002 @ 10:41 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

What's next, a forum dedicated to listing where the local Star Trek conventions are being held??



I don't give FM Jeff that much pull around here.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands


Over The Limit


Page 1 2 3
Displaying 1-25 of 51 messages in this thread.