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| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:01 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00  | we all hated school and most of the students. How would you go about Columbining the place. Me, I'd prefer a sniper rifle and start from a few yards away from a crowd from a high position, shooting from further away because the further you go the less likely you are to be noticed immediately. If you shoot the kid standing alone, that could be 1 or 2 seconds you can use to kill more people before they run in fear. Then I'd work my way into the crowd. How about you- machine gun, bomb, pistol? What would You do?  "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| OAAWITE | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:05 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | This is harmless fun that the whole family can enjoy. You are a pansie Kramden. I have thought long and hard about killing many of my fellow man. I have sat in bars and thought "how many people could murder with everyday items before I was stopped by a group of "heroes" I have thought, "could I get away with a random muder like the wonderful Patrick Bateman in American Psycho?" I'm pretty sure I could. I never really thought about killing people in my high school just becuase I graduated highs school before the whole "killing your friends and peers" thing became en vogue My thing has always been "how many people could I kill in a crowd before I got killed. I was never worried about getting away because a real psycho doesn't really give a shit. The general consensus is usually 3-4 people depending on the crowd. In most environments, you can find a bottle or some effect that will be able to cut the coratid artery of the proposed victim in a swift manner. The shock of the event will not set in to the person adjacent to them for awhile, so you can probable get them quickly by grabbing their Adam's Apple (AKA windpipe for the broads) and ripping that out of their neck. Again depending on the "Hero-ocity of those surrounding you, you might be able to re-use the product that killed person #1 or attempt to crush another windpipe. I feel this is the most effective way to eliminate a life. There is no blood, very little chance of failure, and it happens so quickly that it's almost impossible to stop. Now, if I were able to find a non-butter knife in the ensuing scrum, then all bets would be off, and I would just start slashing and hopefully cut deep enough to get a few more people. Usually, the hero factor will step in after a few casualties, but I figure you can probably extinguish a few lives before then. More that the impersonal "bomb" or "sniper rifle", I really prefer to have my murder fantasies be about hand to hand combat and seeing how many people I would be able to murder. I encourage everyone to explore this topic when out with friends. It is systematically very challenging, and helps you to really test your limits and test reality. At the very least, if you ponder this topic aloud with your friends, you will eventually get an entire subway car to yourself. Happy hunting everyone.  This message was edited by OAAWITE on 1-26-02 @ 2:52 AM | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | you sir are a sick, sick person. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | also, most schools have like that one hallway that all the students need to get through and it's always crowded because it's too small. set a bomb for like 1.25-1.5 minuts after a period ends when everyone's all crowded together. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| SexWhip | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:08 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02 | The best way to kill them would be by poison. Then you could kill them all and no one would know its coming. Wait theres more. Then I could go around and take advantage of all the corpse of the girls I thought were hot. It wouldnt be a bloody mess and if I did it fast enough it would still be nice and moist. | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | 1) Take out the teachers who gave me a hard time or bad grades. 2)Bullies, Everyone wants them to die anyway 3)The "Beautiful people" You know, the one who were soo good looking that they knew it and didn't give an f about you unless you were one of them. I'd start with a grenade in the teacher's lounge and move to a more fortified spot with a sniper rifle with a day/night scope and teflon coated bullets. Also I would have a .357 magnum with one bullet to do myself before the cops got me. But then again that is off the top of my head... perhaps with more thought and planning.... "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | Hmmm... I'd like to think that there's a better way. Maybe a way to trick them into killing them selves. Like a romeo and juliet kinda thing. If not mass suicide then at least get them to kill each other. Like maybe a stampeeding mob trampling all the fat slow kids. Or, maybe fighting and beating each other to death as the building filled with water and they faught to get to the upper floors before they drown. Oh, that wouls be so sweet. :) Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
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| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Ikea, if you have issues with your mutual stalker, Sleeper, I suggest you try to talk things out. If ya want we can all get together and have beers and straighten out this bfore it gets out of hand. Let me know, ok?  AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here
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| Enigma Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease? | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | I would just start in on some Vos material. | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Cyanide in the Kool-Aid?  "dream yourself awake" he calls"an eternity awaits us all open your eyes and be with me forever.." | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | quote: Let me guess, all this talk about you being gay is starting to get to you right?  I am the game, you don't want to play me i am control, no way you can shake me i am heavy debts, no way you can pay me i am the pain ,and i know you can't take me | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:Oh come on, that's just too cruel "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| windowlck | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:19 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Your honor… Exhibit A AIM me | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | quote:no, actually I'd prefer that they know that they are doing it. And, even more so, that their parents know that they did it intentionally. I don't want any of this columbine finger pointing bullshit when it's done. I want no innocent bystanders. I want them all to make the conscious decision to die or kill. Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| Enigma Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease? | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: I can see it now...people would be jumping out of the windows and hanging themselves in the gym locker room. I actually think that should be a federal offense. | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Two uzis and a ton of ammo....just walking through the hallways wasting everyone in sight...a couple of grenades for the pussies that will be too scared to come out of the classrooms. With any luck I'd get mowed down by a tornado of police gunfire. Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] | ||||
| NASA | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:48 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | Set the school afire and stand at near proximity to one of the windows. See them looking at me through the steel-guarded glass. Their desperate and futile struggle to escape, their muffled screams of pain and horror. Their poor and helpless final minutes. The silence. Honor our heroes. Honor their wishes. GodBlessAmerica. | ||||
| Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy. | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:57 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | I don't know if this thread was the smartest idea. Black humor yes, but since Columbine especially, any publically-viewed forum such as this board with topics of this nature, is liable to get someone in a whole heap of shit. You better hope no law enforcement officials are reading it. Just a word to the wise. | ||||
| Enigma Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease? | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 11:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Oh boy...here we go. This is what you call NOT REAL LIFE. This is a message board, not a hit-list. Any law enforcement officials on this site should pay more attention to soda water than this thread because it's just as innocent. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 11:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:oh come on, how long ago was Columbine? 5, 6 years ago? we've forgotten it. fuck it, we all imagined destroying our schools, shooting up our students, if you didn't you were a moron. there is nothing wrong with fantasizing about the complete and utter destruction of our colleagues. we still do it. Dark comedy does have a place and this is the place and I'm sure as shit proud to say with the utmost sincereity I would have liked to take out a bunch of those people at my school "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| stupidmailman | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 11:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 |  ASK THIS GUY FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!  | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 01-25-2002 @ 11:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Ikea is just testing out his "time heals all wounds" theory. Don't be alarmed. | ||||
| Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy. | posted on 01-26-2002 @ 12:23 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote:I agree Enigma. Others don't. Unfortunately the climate of our times can be summed up in one word... paranoia. But if you think I'm being foolish and naive, that's fine. quote:Again, I agree Ikea. But you never know who may be watching. It's one thing to privately fantasize, but when you openly post things like this on a publically-viewable, and popular website with everyone else posting in kind, it could be considered 'conspiring with an intent to commit'. I think you're just inviting the long arm of the law to reach in and snap your banana hammock. Or at least that's what your cell-mate Bruno would do. :) This message was edited by Kramden's Delicious Marshall on 1-26-02 @ 7:36 PM | ||||
| Enigma Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease? | posted on 01-26-2002 @ 12:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Kramden, you wouldn't happen to be a lawyer would you? | ||||
| Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy. | posted on 01-26-2002 @ 12:29 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote:No, but I am in the criminal law and justice field. | ||||
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