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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 9:07 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
You are worth exactly: $928,316.00.
i suck, you guys are cheating

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid and DANKED...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
Norton's Victim
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 9:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
You are worth exactly: $2,015,300.00.

Damn OAAWITE, what the hell do you do?



"Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. Learn to swim. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory. Learn to swim. Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses. Learn to swim." - Tool
The Rules of Being Steve: 1) Be Desireless 2) Be Excellent 3) Be Gone - The Tao of Steve
zootybang
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 9:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
You are worth exactly: $2,079,174.00.

I still feel like a worthless piece of shit, though.


God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

windowlck
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 9:23 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
with being totally honest w/ my answers i am worth...$2,454,364.00


AIM me
You have a MULE????


Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 9:37 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
You are worth exactly: $2,255,268.00.

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 9:41 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
You are worth exactly: $2,725,732.00.


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 9:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
$60.00 per hour. At least that's what I bill out for painting. $26.00/single roll for wallpaper.

quote:

You are worth exactly: $2,198,864.00.

Sure now, but wait until the market comes back;)


I have walked through many lives
Some of them my own
And I am not who I was
Though some principle of being abides
From which I struggle not to stray




This message was edited by The Painter on 2-18-02 @ 9:55 AM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 9:46 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
you guys are fucking cheaters, how is mine so fucking low???
GRRRR

WHATEVER FTL

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
RonRon5477
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 9:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Damn, you are one really expensive tequila. Do you come with the worm?

You are worth exactly: $1,932,078.00.
Geez, I make more than this in a month.


"I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever." -Shane Falco in The Replacements
Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else):
The URL is: "http://oarule.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name+".html"
AIM: RonRon5477
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 10:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
You are worth exactly: $2,149,872.00.


AIM | E-MAIL
Archie is NOT fucking Mr. Weatherbee!
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 11:10 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I wont print my worth- because I still can't believe it. Needless to say, my employer owes me a 4750% raise and I've attached the results to my memo requesting it. Thanks for the link CLS.

GonzoStyle
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 11:20 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
You are worth exactly: $2,282,910.00.

Is this like buying a fancy car to make up for your small penis? Does this really mean anything, lol.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 11:34 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
You are worth exactly: $1,128,798.00.

Wow. I should quit smoking and doing drugs and start taking better care of myself.

Joey
#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest
Email Me

Thought and Emotion - Here's my personal writing and fun site

Everything Happens for a Reason

GonzoStyle
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 11:38 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Wow. I should quit smoking and doing drugs and start taking better care of myself.



[sarcasm] Yeah you did look like a midwestern trailor trash crackhead posing for skeezer magazine [/sarcasm]





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 11:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
I feel so cheap...

quote:

You are worth exactly: $1,674,250.00.




Take that dress off. I can see your dirty pillows.
I Love The FTL and The Faceman
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 12:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
You are worth exactly: $1,612,732.00.

We hope you can find somebody who is wealthy enough to afford you.


This is different from what I originally thought -- "anything u can find in the cushions of ur sofa"

I Know More Than You Think...

hope you live up to be...what you will...i choose to keep myself free...and the truth is...i always think of you...but you will... think of me... smiling... smiling... -JCS

Everything Happens For A Reason...
Some Of Us Are Just Too Blind To See It At First...
Shifty
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 12:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 00
Don't you people with 150+ IQs realize that the whole site is just a scam to get your email, age, income and sex?
And you wonder why you get so much junk mail :)

Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 12:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

You are worth exactly: $1,128,798.00.


quote:

Yeah you did look like a midwestern trailor trash crackhead posing for skeezer magazine


At this price, I feel like it ;) So is this how much we are worth today, or how much we are worth over our entire lives?

Joey
#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest
Email Me

Thought and Emotion - Here's my personal writing and fun site

Everything Happens for a Reason

CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 1:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
You are worth exactly: $2,034,390.00.


You think I'd leave your side baby...you know me better then that.
You think I'd leave you down when you're down on your knees.
I wouldnt do that. I'll tell you your right when you want
and if only you could see into me....

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 1:25 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

You are worth exactly: $928,316.00.
i suck, you guys are cheating
Hah! Finally someone who's worth less than me.




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Monday 2/18: CBS: Queens (R), Dear (R), Raymond (R), Becker (R)...NBC: Olympics...FOX: Boston Public (special episode), Ally McBeal...ABC: Wife and Kids, Indy and Temple of Doom...WB: 7th Heaven (R), Angel...USA: 7- CHERRY FALLS WITH JY MOHR ....
I've purchased illegal substances once- i guess i caused the death of a baby- i wish i could have killed that fucker with my own hands. "Dude, Terrorism is so not cool. "- an RF.neter
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 1:56 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

You are worth exactly: $1,145,500.00.


oo oo its alittle better
i took it again and changed a few things around
but i was still brutally honest

they better not be discriminating against people with green eyes

WHATEVER FTL

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 02-18-2002 @ 2:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
You are worth exactly: $1,875,500.00.


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAarg
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 2:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

i took it again and changed a few things around

Did you change it to a 9 inch clenis?


I have walked through many lives
Some of them my own
And I am not who I was
Though some principle of being abides
From which I struggle not to stray


CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 3:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
From doing the survey with some friends in my hall, we realized that the two things that affect your results most is whether you drink/smoke/do drugs and the whole family history checklist, the difference between someone who smokes and does drugs and someone who doesn't is pretty substantial.


I'm waiting to give you whatever the world may bring
I'll give you my life, cause I don't own anything
Seems like the bottle was all that I had until now
I'll give you my life, if you give me yours somehow.
Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 5:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

You are worth exactly: $1,935,350.00
I wonder if I can get this in tens and twenties.



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