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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 5:31 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Did you change it to a 9 inch clenis?

What is a clenis?
quote:
Damn, you are one really expensive tequila. Do you come with the worm?

It's bigger then a worm.


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The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 6:42 PM      
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quote:
What is a clenis?
I'm surprised you don't know this term. It's a clitoris that is so big it looks like a little penis.

The reference is to this question on the test:
How big is your penis:


I have walked through many lives
Some of them my own
And I am not who I was
Though some principle of being abides
From which I struggle not to stray

Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 6:47 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
What is a clenis?
What an hermaphrodite has.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 6:52 PM      
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quote:
It's bigger then a worm.


But, not much wider.






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 6:57 PM      
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You are worth exactly: $2,261,032.00.


I wonder what I would be worth, if it asked how many eyes do you have?



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Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 7:10 PM      
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I wonder what I would be worth, if it asked how many eyes do you have?

Nope sorry, way too easy.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
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Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 7:13 PM      
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they better not be discriminating against people with green eyes
i have green eyes and i got over 2 million. ha


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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 7:18 PM      
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quote:
Nope sorry, way too easy.


Don't you have a thread to go start asking if people who have a 100 posts or less should come to an unofficial party or something?



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virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 7:49 PM      
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i'm priceless

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GRABMYJUNK
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 8:34 PM      
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Damn! only 2,700,000!
I know I am worth more!!!! At least my mommy always said so!

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
o&aswallow
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 9:15 PM      
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No need to go to some silly web site, I just go to www.firstunion.com. All I need to see is there. Tisk tisk you children. ;)



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

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Squidward
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 9:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
You are worth exactly: $1,400,928.00.

RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 10:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
You are worth exactly: $1,475,140.00.

that's it? oh well



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PsychoPhreaker
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Imperial Academy Trainee		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 11:05 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
You are worth exactly: $1,589,000.00.

I'm cheap, like a bad man - whore...



"This is my BOOM stick..."
"It's not rape, it's suprise sex!"
JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.		posted on 02-18-2002 @ 11:17 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
$1,709,550.00.
I accept all major credit cards, personal checks, money orders, and of course cash.

I'm too lazy to make a sig.
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skitchr4u
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Split Personality #1
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 9:09 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:
You are worth exactly: $1,604,754.00.

We hope you can find somebody who is wealthy enough to afford you.


oh well, at least i am over 1.5MIL



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Norton's Victim
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 9:12 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
No need to go to some silly web site, I just go to www.firstunion.com. All I need to see is there.

Yes, but that is usually a much more depressing mnumber.



"Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to use you.. like me, like me. If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me .Don't judge or question.You are broken now, but faith can heal you. Just do everything I tell you to do. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow. Let me lay my holy hand upon you. My Gods will becomes me. When he speaks out, he speaks through me. He has needs like I do. We both want to rape you. Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies." - Tool
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Banana_juice
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 11:35 AM      
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this is what i got..

You are worth exactly: $1,807,766.00



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Lgaia
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 9:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
You are worth exactly: $2,174,060.00.




"2 feet below the surface
I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"
Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 9:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
 You are worth exactly: $1,487,162.00.........
And I'm worth every goddamn penny.

NORTON IS GOD
IAmMighty
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 11:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
You are worth exactly: $1,939,050.00.

MSRP: $2,399,999.00 Look I'm a bargain.

Limited time offer.


"It's raining in story land...
...stuck in the pages so long"-King's X
irishcros
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 12:01 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Much more than all of you.

Officially Self Appointed Moderator

The Whole Fucking Thread
spe5150
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
You are worth exactly: $2,023,720.00

Wonder what I would be worth with a job or a big penis?



Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 02-20-2002 @ 4:16 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
You are worth exactly: $1,217,570.00.

bet it'd be more if it weren't for the aids and the cavities.

I just need some tylenol and I'd be over 2 mil.

Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 8:01 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
 my worth is $1,945,750.00



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