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YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 9:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
Cherry apple crib rocket.

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 9:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
you are a 2 time offender of the double post! :D


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 9:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
I plead innocent!

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 9:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
you lie!!!!!!!! bologna backflip handbrake!


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 9:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
Me fale inglish, thats unposibal.

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 10:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
So wait someone help me out here - posting stuff, for lack of a better word - is good because....?

And you really think it's better than hearing about mind blowing sex (not necessarily mine, but I could give TeenSlut a run for her money on the stories)?

I'll never figure this place out.

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 10:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

but I could give TeenSlut a run for her money on the stories

nobody can compare to teensluts stories.

cowboys wear cowboy hats.


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 10:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

I'll never figure this place out.



If I were you I'd just give up and leave.

Pancakes.

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 10:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Trojan Man has a latex superhero suit.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


HOO HOO.. I INVENTED SIGS LIKE THIS!!


YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 10:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

Trojan Man has a latex suit.




Now that's what I call safe sex.



This message was edited by YellowDiscipline on 2-28-02 @ 10:25 PM
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 10:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

If I were you I'd just give up and leave.

What fun would that be?

Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 10:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
I was riding my cow, Pearl, through the Black Forest of Germany when I realized that I was terribly and utterly (Pardon the pun!) alone.

They were coming for me. And these bastards never take prisoners!

I held Pearl close and whispered in her big ear, '... don't worry baby, I won't let them touch you. They will have to get through me first.'

And then, the first of the pack came for me.

'WOOOOOO TAAAAAAAAAHH!!!'

Katana gleaming in the moonlight, the ninja flew out of his hiding place and was upon me. His slanty eyes revealed everything... he wanted my head and especially the magic that Pearl possessed within her utters!

There wasn't much I could do. I was only a Navy Seal... and these ninjas were the baddest mother fuckers in the universe, hands down!

My attacker was about six feet away from me as I drew my Colt Single Action Army in defense... I wouldn't give in without a fight. Just as I was squeezing the trigger with the hammer moving, a flash of steel shone before me.

The barrel of the colt was sliced off clean, and I was left holding simple metal lump of a handle.

You can't fuck with these ninjas!! Their shit is just TOO tight!

And then I realized what I must do. The magic... it must be summoned, or this ninja and his soon to come friends would kill me and take Pearl to Mono Sabio to complete the ritual.

Fuck this ninja, he won't take my love away. I've had such mind blowing sex with this mom I'd like to fuck. Sure she's a disgusting bovine. Ugly, slow witted, easily led, and has a pussy as loose as liar's mouth. My name is Neps'nek, and my beastiality will not be tampered with!

Anyways, the magic... YES!! THE MAGIC! With all my might, and all my voice my lungs could muster I screamed:

'PEARL!!! QUEEF!!!'

And the wind torrents of death ripped forth from the titantic cunt of my beloved and enveloped everything around us. The 'magic' did not affect me, but the ranks of the opposition was completely decimated.

Ninja after ninja lay dead as the air they breathed turned to pure poison from the cunt of this hooved creature. She couldn't do this all the time, and we were lucky she still had this vaginal yeast infection she never treated.

This walking plague was my love... and we walked together deeper into the wood. What would await us in this hostile environment?

The KGB has never been beaten. And we were hijacked!



"This is the last smile, that I'll fake for the sake of being with you. Everything falls apart even the people who never frown eventually brake down... The sacrifice of hiding in a lie!" Linkin Park 'Pushing Me Away'

I love the WNEW'S GIRL and the Follow This Logic

I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak, Da Bink.
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 10:34 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Look at me, I'm drowning.
Hehe - NICE!


This week's quote : Time is the fire within which we burn...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Don't be shy, drop a line and say Hi!

Ha Ha! Made you look, hammer!!


YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 10:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

The KGB has never been beaten. And we were hijacked!




KGB?.......pfffttt there's no such thing.

::Injects Ree with amnesia potion::

Look a clown!

Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 10:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
THAT'S IT!!! You all won't hold me back any more! I'm going to clown college!

I'm A CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOWWN!!!

DOO DOO dooo doo doododododod dododo doo doo!!!
...



"This is the last smile, that I'll fake for the sake of being with you. Everything falls apart even the people who never frown eventually brake down... The sacrifice of hiding in a lie!" Linkin Park 'Pushing Me Away'

I love the WNEW'S GIRL and the Follow This Logic

I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak, Da Bink.

This message was edited by Ree on 2-28-02 @ 10:46 PM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 9:16 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00


WHATEVER FTL

------------------------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 2:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01



it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 3:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01


Squidward
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 3:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Pink lemonade doesn't come from pink lemons.

skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 4:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
i just read 12 pages of stuff...my head hurts...can you put the wallpaper up on more pages?



First member of the JWO!!!
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 4:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
mrs. butterworth was hot.


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 4:13 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
the boing nike shoes really dont go boing, i have them, they dont work, i want my money back

WHATEVER FTL

------------------------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
Squidward
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 4:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Pop Rocks rule.

YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 4:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
If you eat pop rocks and drink soda you will die.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 4:33 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
mmmmm beeer


WHATEVER FTL

------------------------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))


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