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Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 6:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
Girls don't fart, silly!

And FYI, our poo comes out in hamster pellets.


You do realize there's a world beyond your monitor, right?
Or are pixels the only thing you have control of?


GRABMYJUNK
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 6:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Chicken Pot! Chicken Pot! Chicken Pot PIIIIEEEE!
Oh and my farts smell like Coors Light and whatever crappy fast food I had for dinner!
"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin


This message was edited by GRABMYJUNK on 2-27-02 @ 6:53 PM
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
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New World Order Secret Police Chief
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posted on 02-27-2002 @ 6:50 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

How are YOUR farts?



You'd rather not know man..Smells like wetcat and cheese

We all know what the prize here is..



Who wants it!!?

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, FTL, and my brother in Rage Ree!

Have a question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
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You're the Man Now Dog


Satan, you know where i lie

Gently i go into that good night

All our lives get complicated

Search for pleasures overrated

Never armed our souls

For what the future would hold

When we were innocent...



WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 6:51 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
oo oo i want it
its better than the little hamburgers at bar 9
they gave me the shits all night

WHATEVER FTL

------------------------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, BROTHER JOE, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 6:53 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Amy, did you notice when we passed by a car last night that smelled like farts?

Or did Ree actually fart?

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


HOO HOO.. I INVENTED SIGS LIKE THIS!!


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 6:53 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
How long before someone from the original thread yells "Let's Roll"?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 6:54 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
i think the car farted

WHATEVER FTL

------------------------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, BROTHER JOE, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
GRABMYJUNK
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 6:55 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Did you ever "Free A Fart?"

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 6:56 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
dont you hate it when its the long, rumbly farts?i like it just to come and release in one big blast, not the slow shit





My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!



this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

MotleyCrue
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 6:58 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
I remeber when all of us in the band shot our loads up this chick's ass and she was farting spunk bubbles mixed with her shit drizzles because we ruptured her bowels. We told the rest of the chicks there the first one to lap it up will get to go next.

Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 6:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

How long before someone from the original thread yells "Let's Roll"?


I thought Todd Beamer jokes had gone out of style. Wait, they were never in.
I almost forgot: farts stink.


You do realize there's a world beyond your monitor, right?
Or are pixels the only thing you have control of?


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:04 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
I think that was my first 9/11 joke. We really are returning to normalcy.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Nana's Precious
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:04 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
what is this "sex" that you speak of?


09-11-01 Never Forget, Never Forget

Bring back the Bitch......


Give blood, play hockey.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:05 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
smelly farts are the worst

do u ever blame them on the dog or the foreign person sittin next to you?

WHATEVER FTL

------------------------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, BROTHER JOE, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
GRABMYJUNK
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:05 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Don't you love it when your dog farts and he whips around and stares at his ass lookin surprised?

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
HyBriD
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I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
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posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:06 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
farting is one of the greater things in life. the best has to be the long, loud, smelly ones.


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro

This message was edited by HyBriD on 2-27-02 @ 7:08 PM
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Well FTL, since you hijacked the thread should I assume
a. You're now my stalker or
b. You've never had mind blowing sex


MotleyCrue
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:07 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

We really are returning to normalcy.


Don't let Alkey hear you say that.

The Vacuum Cleaner
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
theres this bbq sauce my mom put into hamburgers once and fed them to my dog, then locked me and my step bro in the room with the dog, the worst smelling dog farts in the world

i am opie's worst nightmare

thanks to GUIDO for this sig pic


MotleyCrue
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:09 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
I have had MIND BLOWING FARTS in my Hot Tub, and I think that oughtta count!

Q
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Mind blowing farts?

Immortals don't fart if we don't want to.

Who?
The Vacuum Cleaner
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:12 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
BUT have u ever farted while blowing someone
or someone farted while you were blowing them
OR you farted while having sex
OR OR OR THEY FARTED WHILE HAVEING SEX!!!!!!

i am opie's worst nightmare

thanks to GUIDO for this sig pic


GRABMYJUNK
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
If a Bear farts in the forest and there is noone around to hear it, does it smell?

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
TwIsTeD SiStEr
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
I remeber this one time, I was in Howards studio and he had this guy farting in this chicks face. Man let me tell you this bitch was hot and she just loved it, she was fingering herself and grabbing her tits, god it was fuckin great. As my fellow rockers MotleyCrue posted about groupies and ass sex and cum farts, we used to do that all the time. Nothin better then a groupie on all fours takin it in the ass, and then video tapeing her shot cum out her ass, damn those were good times.

EHHE look at that, I hijacked the hijack. LMMFAO!!!








This message was edited by TwIsTeD SiStEr on 2-27-02 @ 7:27 PM
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:16 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Good farts apparently make a shitty, stupid thread quite interesting.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


HOO HOO.. I INVENTED SIGS LIKE THIS!!




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