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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: I need some serious advice. Serious replies only. Please. | ||||
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| Stoned Again | posted on 03-09-2002 @ 7:12 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02  | There is this girl like to be with. There is a sl;ight problem though. Occasionaly, her pussy just doesn't smell quite right. Its not a strong rotten stench, you ever take a swig of milk that isn't quite sour, but you could tell it will be soon? Thats what this reminds me of. What is a potlite way to tell a girl her pussy is a little over ripe? At the same time, without hurting her feelings?  This message was edited by Stoned Again on 3-9-02 @ 7:44 PM | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 03-09-2002 @ 7:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Sure, why not. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 03-09-2002 @ 7:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | start eating a dead trout in front of her and when she says "why are you doing that?" say because the smell's better OH! "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 03-09-2002 @ 7:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Tie her to the bed and cut it off. | ||||
| RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 03-09-2002 @ 8:00 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Did you ever see that episode of thats my bush? HAHA, just make a weird face when you start to go down on her and say "I smell vermin puntang" | ||||
| TheJays This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m: I MAKE COOL PICTURES Proud To Be An American | posted on 03-09-2002 @ 8:25 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Tell her straight out that her pussy stinks. Ask her if she would tell you if your dick stank. That is your defense against her. If she does not clean up the pussy, You will leave her.  | ||||
| Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 03-09-2002 @ 8:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Alright....heres what you do... Step #1: Do whatever it takes to make your junk smell HORRIBLE. Step #2: Get some oral treats from her. Step #3: If she says something to you about the odor it will make her feel better about you telling her that her area smells like staten island in summer. If she says nothing...hold your nose and dive in. Good luck, This post will now self destruct in 5 seconds.  Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry? AIM | E-mail You're the Man Now Dog | ||||
| OAAWITE | posted on 03-09-2002 @ 8:39 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | just keep punching her in the face until she fixes it. That approach is also effective with many other female annoyances.  New Poster with a question? Reach me through ICQ | ||||
| FoundryMusicJJ G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 03-09-2002 @ 9:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Dude, there is actually somthing that could medically be wrong with her vag. Do like some have said and tell her straight out that she stinks and if she takes offense to that, get in her with your finger and then ask her to smell your finger. Then shell know herself how bad it is. There is a way to get rid of it though, she can go to the doctor and he or she can give her somthing to make the odor go away. | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 03-09-2002 @ 9:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | put in a loaf of bread...and if it rises...you know what the problem is.  Read my column on OTL! | ||||
| diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 03-09-2002 @ 9:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01 | No No No! What you need to do is go back one. Ya see, the old saying is: you flip through her rolls until you smell shit then you go back one.Then you should see something that resembles a cunt.  Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! | ||||
| Ree Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Reaver Strike Battalion Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones. | posted on 03-09-2002 @ 9:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | Please guys... do not. Defile this thread! Just tell that woman that she's got a stanky pussy and it offends your nostrils. That's it.  "This is the last smile, that I'll fake for the sake of being with you. Everything falls apart even the people who never frown eventually brake down... The sacrifice of hiding in a lie!" Linkin Park 'Pushing Me Away' I love the WNEW'S GIRL and the Follow This Logic | ||||
| Syd | posted on 03-09-2002 @ 9:54 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 00 | Stash a bottle of Summer's Eve in her purse. And then deny all knowledge of it.  | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 03-09-2002 @ 10:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Just cough once next time you go down town. If she inquires, deny, deny, deny. Chicks are so self-conscious she'll clean it up anyway. Then again, if its medical, that wont help. Good luck.
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| Signguy Anyone want advanced screening tickets to Halloween 57? I didn't think so. | posted on 03-09-2002 @ 10:32 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | Say, "If you don't clean it up one of these days I'm gonna punch you in the face." DAMMIT! So close!  | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 03-09-2002 @ 10:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | i got this idea. get her like horned up. and when she spreads them take out a can of Glade and spray saying "Take this you cunt!" laughing maniacally "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 03-09-2002 @ 10:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote:sounds like the plot of a B-movie, except replace the chick with some sort of wierd gremlin type thing coming out of the toilet  AIM | E-MAIL | ||||
| Stoned Again | posted on 03-09-2002 @ 11:01 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02 | Thanks everyone for your replies. This is all great advice. | ||||
| usagirl21 | posted on 03-09-2002 @ 11:34 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 01 | Leave this web site up when she comes over. *****************************  Yes, the WOW was MS-Painted on | ||||
| TJLamb0518 Just another dick making a comeback The Dr. Seuss of SU | posted on 03-09-2002 @ 11:35 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | Dude...it's so simple. BARBED WIRE CONDOM! Then she'll HAVE to disinfect it and it's all good! Seriously, if you want to ever go anywhere near there, you don't say a word. Take one for the team, dammit! What are you doing eating the vaj anyway? What do you get out of it? Nothing! Don't be a Phil Donahue, Alan Alda pussy-sensitive-boy! "Ladies and gentlemen, heed my advice. Take down your pants and slide on the ice!" | ||||
| Meatbus | posted on 03-10-2002 @ 12:14 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | quote:Making your junk smell worse - ALWAYS a good idea. LOL. Hang a car deodorizer from her belly button. Preferably something of the fruit persuasion. If that doesn't work, kill her. | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 03-10-2002 @ 12:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: The true sign of a man who has probably been told he can't do it right. Dude, some women like the tongue action better than sex. Quite a bit. Especially when done well. As far as the stink goes.... it does depends on your relationship I think. If you can openly talk about sex stuff, you might be able to mention it to her. Don't use forever-leg-closing words like "stink". Be VERY gentle, even if the relationship *is* really open. Or you could just use a set of noseplugs and a breath mint on your tongue. | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 03-10-2002 @ 7:32 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Is it just me or does anyone else find it odd that Ikea is offering help on the subject of carpet munching? Kind of like Michael Jordon offering Eric Lindros tips on improving his wrist shot isn't it??? American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| scmods Break into my dad's pc and go to the porno directory. It takes a lot to freak me out, and his archive can do it. Time & Time Again. | posted on 03-10-2002 @ 11:09 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Here's the long term solution: Get her to sleep with at least one of your good friends. This way, when you and your friend are out drinkin & smokin or whatever you do, the 2 (or more) of you can all just sit around and goof on her rank box.  State County Municipal Offender Database System Lurker Deluxe | ||||
| Elder | posted on 03-10-2002 @ 11:23 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | Stick some Tic Tacs in there. *passes out after posting* | ||||
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