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Mangino
I live... again.		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:53 AM      
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yes, ladies and gentlemen..this thursday will be Irish Alkeys birthday. Come one come all to help celebrate this joyous occasion. The place cool enough to hold such a prestigious event ? The Red Rock West. 17 st and 10th Ave for those of you who do not know. Come and celebrate with a person we have grown so close to over the short span of time we have known him.....................................................punch and pie!




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PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 5:27 AM      
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Do they usually card?


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Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 6:31 AM      
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It can't be Alkey's birthday.

He would have told me before this.



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Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 6:36 AM      
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yes, they always card, this one's strictly 21+

so, i guess i know what i'm doing on thursday :p



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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 7:02 AM      
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quote:
He would have told me before this.


Or at least he would have posted it in.. this is a TOG already isn't it?

quote:
so, i guess i know what i'm doing on thursday:p


Swallowing?

quote:
Do they usually card?


Because if they don't, Sleeper is soooo.. wait..

quote:
yes, they always card, this one's strictly 21+


:bumfucker:



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I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



o&aswallow
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 10:09 AM      
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Seeing as I never even got one, not one birthday greeting from anyone on this board, not even a jeezuz your another fucking year older?, I refuse to celebrate anyone elses birthday!

So what time does this start and is this an official unofficial event?



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

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'Shrooomer		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 11:09 AM      
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I won't be there, but have a great happy birthday, Alkey. :)



GonzoStyle
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 11:18 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
A Party and it's not at Bar 9?

I know why it's on thursday now, the one day I can't come.... You are a sly one Judas.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 11:25 AM      
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I'm surprised the party isn't at the Ear Bar, down around Canal and Greenwich.



TMS
GonzoStyle
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 11:27 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
I'm surprised the party isn't at the Ear Bar, down around Canal and Greenwich.


I demand you change your status to 'OA.com's Wise Ass'





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

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Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 12:38 PM      
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Who in the blue hell is IrishAlkey and why the fuck should we care about his birthday?



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I Mod VG's ass!		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 12:40 PM      
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none of you fukkers came to mine & VG's birthday party...so fuk all y'all



I am not Irish Alkey!!!! .....or FTL... :eek:



GonzoStyle
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 1:02 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
Who in the blue hell is IrishAlkey


You're just begging for the picture to be posted again.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.
OAAWITE
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 2:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
My birthday was Thursday. No one mentioned it except for Buttmunch. You all suck.

You should send me presents.


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GonzoStyle
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 2:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
My birthday was Thursday. No one mentioned it except for Buttmunch. You all suck.


Happy Birthday Baby!!!





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 2:20 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:
You should send me presents.

Happy Birthday. Here's your present: Visit this Website

I only wish I could give it to you personally.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I have opinions. So here's another post that sucks!!
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 3:47 PM      
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quote:
Who in the blue hell is IrishAlkey and why the fuck should we care about his birthday?

Does this jog your memory?



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Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:20 PM      
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quote:
is this an official unofficial event?
well, there's no cover at red rocks if that's what you mean.



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
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Drusilla
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JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:43 PM      
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god i love that picture



}>i<{ i love the ants & the alkey }>i<{


BUCK FUTTER!!!!!!!


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virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:57 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
none of you fukkers came to mine & VG's birthday party...so fuk all y'all


yeah...what momo said!

...Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping...


Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 5:02 PM      
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OAS we never went to your b-day party because of the music they played. How much swing music can one listen to in an evening.


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 5:04 PM      
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let's not get VG upset, she might attack Tokyo again.

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CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 5:26 PM      
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As if it were even a question - I'll be there. Shot time!!!!!!!



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USA		posted on 03-16-2002 @ 9:24 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Thursday? Ugh, that's a hard one.
I'd really love to be there for my honey Alkey, but unfortunately that day is no good for me.
Happy B-Day Alkey! I owe you one, or two, or three drinks next time I see ya buddy.
Have a great time this Thursday. :)



Thanks Mrs. Moosen for the pics.
You are getting good at this cut & paste thing.

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 10:29 PM      
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Flock, you're a Mod now.

Make them buy you drinks.



TMS


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