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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: See how many exuses we can think of for getting caught looking at other women when out with your Wife/Girlfriend | ||||
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| JackDan1974 | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 4:59 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01  | "Man look at that boob job, you can totally tell that her breast are fake" | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 5:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | how about "WHOA! that's the longest thread title ever!" | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 5:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | Flip the situation around. My ex actually told me once (without even getting caught) "Can't you stop looking at her, you're disgusting the way you're staring." All I could do was laugh. Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 5:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00 | It's not my fault I have a penis. Go fuck yourself ya dumb bitch.
2002 Crack Committee Objectives: | ||||
| CarsonOGin Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god. | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 5:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | "I was thinking of buying you an outfit like that, what do you think?" "Those shoes are totally tacky." "Jesus if you looked like that I wouldn't have to wack my bag so often."
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...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 5:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | You have to make excuses?????? Dude you are so fucking whipped I'm only laughing on the outside My smile is just skin deep If you could see inside I'm really crying You might join me for a weep. | ||||
| Isa | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 5:17 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote: You took the word right out of my mouth... | ||||
| goatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 5:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | "She looks familiar" Or the ever popular.... "Wanna ask her to join us for some fun?" Neither of these work, however. Edit : Also... "It's just a sig pic - she's not real!"  You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat and be bestest of friends.
This message was edited by goatweed on 4-30-02 @ 5:20 PM | ||||
| I swear it was this big Tussle King | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 5:21 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | "Well, I think she is 100x better looking than you, and can probably fuck like a banshee. Why don't you leave me with my fantasy and go figure out how to shed the extra 250 lbs that you call a stomach?" ___________________________________________________________________ I'm bigger than the Devil combined with Schindler's list. | ||||
| JackDan1974 | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 5:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: Whatever you say there single guy... quote: What did he take out of your mouth.... :-D | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 5:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | I prefer to be with the woman who everybody is looking at. Then, I don't have to make any excuses for looking at her. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 5:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I have an insatiable need to commit murder on a massive scale and she's just part of the plan. It's totally non-sexual. I think I went to high school with her.  "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 5:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | good call Alkey Visit this Website | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 5:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Thats the funniest thing I have ever read. I never have to make an excuse. My wife and I rate chicks together. Sometimes she points them out.  | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 6:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | This is funny too.quote: | ||||
| MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy! | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 7:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: They're thinking - did he pay her by the hour / dance / or 'date' ;)  This message was edited by MashedPotatohead on 4-30-02 @ 7:08 PM | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 7:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Wha? Is 400$ too much??? | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 9:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | he usually says something like: "damn, she's hot" or "wow, look at the tits on that one." i usually agree. need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com | ||||
| Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy. | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 9:43 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | "Don't you know her?" "She reminds me of you." "Is that a man?" "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children." | ||||
| katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 9:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | "She dropped something." Visit this Website | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 10:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Who in their right mind spends $400.00 on a woman? | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 10:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:Depends how many hours and what she's willing to do to you. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 10:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | one hour? | ||||
| katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 10:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | What services are worth 400 dollars? Visit this Website | ||||
| RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 11:04 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | Any girl that needs an excuse from her bf/husband looking at other girls need not be your gf/wife. it's girls like them that i despise. geez, do you really think he isn't gonna look? i'd rather you look and tell me, hell comment if you think she's hot, has a nice rack or ass, but don't try to hide it. I LOVE THE MORON | ||||
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