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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 12:15 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
This is the first time I am doing one in general so it feels kind of odd so work with it.

This all came about the past two days apon Howies return! Now before all you ass f's get your panties in a bunch, continue reading.Howie, it is great to see you back and you know you are my dawg without a doubt! So please feel free to sit in a puddle of your own piss and chum and sit back and relax cuz this does not concern you in the least!

You see, i consider CBH to be a productive member around here! He posted regulary, started topics and is pretty much one of the funniest fuckers i chat with! But now we get to what pisses me the fuck off!

What riles me up right now is all you shit necks clamoring for the return of Folluaut! You fucks can't be fuckin serious! I rather see Tenfats return than UPU! What the fuck are you thinking? This guy was the biggest pain in the taint walking and now you fucks post like he was a hero? Come on already! This guy was supposedly a "friend" of mine, was even at my house and we talked all the fuckin time! Guess what? I haven't heard from him since I did not delete a thread that bashed him.

You know what? I don't fuckin care either! Sure it would have been nice to see him post without his lovely Mod powers to see if he had the ballies, but, it was not to be. Instead, the big fuckin bad ass left without a trace! He had so many people in fear of him it made me sick! And don't try to compare his ass to me because I don't fuckin ban anyone really! If I did, Kid Affrika would be a fuckin memeory if I was the same way as UPU!

Big bad Folluaut made a persona that quite frankly he could not live up to anymore! End of fuckin story! Keep wishing he returned and watch how quickly things take a downward turn around here! Everyone likes to bitch how to makes thinngs better and the best people come up with is the return of UPU and JMB? Get the fuck out of here with that absolutly bogus bullshit! I Rather see the walking aids magnet himself, FB, post regulary then to have to sit through anymore of Folluaut's grandstanding and bullshit posturing!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


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Let me help you tie the rope around your neck, Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the ledge, Let me help you hold the glock against your head, Let me help to chain the wieghts onto your legs.....
Get On The Plank Fuck!!!!!


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!



This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 4-20-01 @ 1:25 PM
Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 12:36 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I have to agree with you there 100% dude. Upu was in my eyes, one of the people that fucked up this board a while ago. He always had the holier than thou attitude and acted bigger and badder than anyone. I think his departure was a good thing for the state of the board.

Howies return is also a great thing for the board. It has been slacking and dragging as of late, and if that cum guzzling sick fuck Howie sticks around and hangs out on the board again, I think things will be that much better!

Sean I totally agree with everything you said in this shortened version of a manifesto, and I'm sure I'm not alone in saying yet again; Welcome Back Crybaby Howie you cub scout fucking pervert!



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SeXxie Lil' OpAck Grl
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 12:45 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
WOOOOO FUCKEN HOOOO

I second this...im not gonna say anymore...Howies back! and one of my fave peoples on this board hates the person i have hated since the day i started posting god this board is getting better :)


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posted on 04-20-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Well, while I may not agree with all of them, I can certainly understand your points..
I do think it was a good thing for the board that Upuauat left, since he always seemed to be a lightning rod for conflict, and yes, he did have something of an attitude.
The only real problem I have with Up is that after he left the board, he stopped staying in touch with his friends from the board, whereas I've at the very least seen Howie online once a week even if I hadn't talked to him

I think Sean's concern is that all the folks talking about him returning would feed his ego, and that was what sent him over the top before.. let's just let sleeping dogs lie, if somebody left the board, they left for a reason.. maybe for a break, maybe 'cause they were fed up with the infighting that was going on.. maybe because they were busy.. but for whatever reason, they left. I don't pretend to know anyone's reasons.. but it's obvious that Howie just had to get away for a while, whereas Up and IP wanted to shut down all ties to the board whatsoever.


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This message was edited by Lord Magus on 4-20-01 @ 1:05 PM
Sephiroth
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

He had so many people in fear of him it made me sick!



I think everyone would agree that the only reason he was truly feared was because he would Ban people at the slightest whim. There is nothing us non-mods could do than just either kiss ass, or stay out of the way.Thank God that all the other Mods dont share that same trait.



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Arthur Dent
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
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When someone DESERVED a reaming, it was a pleasure to see him work, but he was WAY too fast on the trigger. Too bad nobody was willing to say anything back then. Would have been interesting to have seen 50 people including all the mods hold an "intervention" on his ass. Otherwise, I really had no problem with him either way.



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Arthur smiled at him wanly and shrugged again. He turned and smiled wanly at the rest of the pub just in case any of them had heard what was going on. None of them had, and none of them could understand what he was smiling at them for.
EAFofNY
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 12:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Although I've only been a lurker for most of my time, but not only did I have to "think before I posted", which of course makes sense, but also had to think of whether Upu would approve and if in some ass-backward way it would offend "another nameless female" formerly on the board. That's all, my two cents. My status is a reminder of his reign. Oh, and I didn't want to this to come out seeming like I'm bashing anybody, for whatever it's worth, I'm not into that.

Still "just lurking"

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This message was edited by EAFofNY on 4-20-01 @ 12:57 PM
Kid Afrika
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 12:52 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

If I did, Kid Affrika would be a fuckin memeory if I was the same way as UPU!


This comment has arisen quite a few emotions in me...

I'm flattered to be mentioned in a SeanCold manifesto.

I'm insulted that Sean has an inkling to ban me.

I'm disappointed that even in insulting me (I think) you didn't spell my name right. ;)



Anybody seen my mod repellant?



This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 4-20-01 @ 1:09 PM
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 12:53 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
The random bannings, the lessons in ego-history and the bullshit macho front really brought the board down. Its soooooo much more relaxed here now.

He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast

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Rommel
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 12:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Sean, it's called twofaceness, or in his case multi-facade-ness ??

I don't know about the rest of my brothers and sisters out there , but I found it humerous that after each and every post by IP, there was the UPU post, or the breakthru post, or the diddle myself post...pathetic

Sean, there weren't that many people that wished him to return, just a few.

What will always stick with me, is how DAN the MAN methodically put twat in his place...

with Sean's permission: AND THAT's the fukin' bottom line.... >)







Ronreddog
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Well said Sean. I have nothing more to add to this, so I will leave now.

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posted on 04-20-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
A-Fucking Men Sean!! I'm glad you people finally see what i was talking about months ago....LOL!! Yeah, don't ya just like those "Friends" who disappear and ya never hear from them again. I say "Fuck 'em all"....time to move on! At least when i took my little "Vacation" away from this place i kept in touch with all you sick trailer trash..lol!!

Sarcastro
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
I think a message board needs a certain quota of assholes and dicks. You know, trolls. It makes coming to the board fun. At least for me. Never had a problem with JMB or Up. I didnt like Up being a mod, but I didnt mind his posts.

Welcome back Howie!

Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Kid, I don't spell anyone's name right!

And please get the fuckin point! The few times that I have been pissed at you and have responded to your threads would have been automatic banishment if my name was Petey and i followed IP around like a fuckin lap dawg!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


Let me help you tie the rope around your neck, Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the ledge, Let me help you hold the glock against your head, Let me help to chain the wieghts onto your legs.....
Get On The Plank Fuck!!!!!


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

Dan
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Whew! I Dodged another Manifesto....

Well said, Sean.

And, Dent, I do believe a few people stood up to him near the time he chose to leave the board...

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posted on 04-20-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
OK, I know I've been here for a little while, so do you guys mind if I get on the soap box for a minute?
I'm not going to bash Up because he doesn't seem to be responding, and it's just bad form to take a shot at someone if they're not here to answer back, but I just wanted to say one thing.
While I didn't approve of some of what he did, I think it was necessary sometimes. You have to realize what happened to this place when he was around. The bang party, the frequent mentions on air, they all contributed to a massive influx of ass monkeys. I think at one time the board was adding several hundred people a week. When something like that happens, it easy to lose control, to have everything go to shit and so many people pissed that no one comes back. I think that Up tried to keep some semblance of order here, he tried to keep people from insulting the mods (especially IP), he tried to keep people in line, and he got rid of those that caused problems. He may have been to harsh some times, but perhaps it was that which has kept this place going for almost a year and has allowed to adapt as it changed from a small community of people to a rather large board.
Just let me set one thing straight though, I am not kissing his ass. He and I had our differences, mainly because you could not joke around with him. I don't like people that can't take a joke, and he was definitley in that catagory.
OK, I'm done now, I think I'm getting carpal tunnels

Kid Afrika
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 1:09 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Thanks for clearing that up Sean.



Anybody seen my mod repellant?

Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 1:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
hey Doc, no worries here about your stand, but....

Try to do it without taking a fuckin jab at me! Who do you think you are? I should fuckin ban you jus....


Ohhh shit, sorry guys and girls, had a flash back of another time and place and of someone else!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


Let me help you tie the rope around your neck, Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the ledge, Let me help you hold the glock against your head, Let me help to chain the wieghts onto your legs.....
Get On The Plank Fuck!!!!!


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
No man, that post was way too long to be in the style of Up
You need one line telling the person to get bent then change their status to something like Ass Raming Uncle Fucker or Please fill my mouth with feces

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 04-20-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Before this stirs up any emotions up on any level, I want to make it well known that Sean is 100% correct. The board is a much better place without the likes of self-created characters that take the shape of Upu or Jmb. There were greater issues behind the scenes that nobody knows about, great problems that came about as a consequence of their actions, especially those of Upu. I must commend him for his loyalty, but in the end he was one of my biggest headaches...and biggest causes of deterimental policy on this board.


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posted on 04-20-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I miss IP.


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Arthur Dent
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Yeah, I remember Dan. I also remember them all getting nasty statuses and/or getting banned. Of course, I don't know what was going on behind the scenes...

And back at the end of December I got seriously bored and fucked around with him. Got to two strikes before I decided to back off. :) Only mod who ever gave me a hard time.



'Anyone who is capable of being elected president should on no account be allowed to do the job' - The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Arthur smiled at him wanly and shrugged again. He turned and smiled wanly at the rest of the pub just in case any of them had heard what was going on. None of them had, and none of them could understand what he was smiling at them for.
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Fu munch!

If you miss her, why post here?

You can post in music where she always dwelled!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


Let me help you tie the rope around your neck, Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the ledge, Let me help you hold the glock against your head, Let me help to chain the wieghts onto your legs.....
Get On The Plank Fuck!!!!!


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!



This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 4-20-01 @ 2:56 PM
Gay Mohr
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 1:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
It was a shame what went on back then and I agree with 99% of what Sean had to say in this thread, but , why he feels the need to say some of the things he does is beyond me, at times though.


DrunkHeston
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 1:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
I gotta agree with Sean on this one..I have not been posting much recently due to work and some other shit, but I still check the board and one thing I don't miss is UP and his sanctimonious, holier-than thou attitude...I met the guy at the notorious inaugural ESPN Zone gathering and he seemed nice enough..But over the course of the next few months I got turned off by the way he came across in various posts..I'm sure being a mod ain't easy but he seemed a bit quick to ream people out..I can't wait to see the topic of the next manifesto..

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