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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Sex at The Office!!! | ||||
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| CacaSmooches | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 2:01 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00  | I know some of you may have briefly mentioned this in a reply on another thread, but I thought a thread on this subject may be a good idea. Although I never had this happen to me, I have spoken to friends who work in other offices, and this sort of thing always does seem to happen. I have to admit I always wanted it to happen to me- but I'm no VP or Director, I'm not a woman, and I'm no Bradd Pitt. So, I'm just wondering if anyone on the board here has ever had the priviliege of having had any sexual encounters in the office, or if they too ever thought about it. This is just coming to mind bc/ there are a lot of hot women that work here in my office, but they're all married or engaged or some shit, this is a pretty dreary place- anyway, let's hear it...(I used the Search Button this time:-) ) "Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I love stealing Faceman's ideas & making them my own bc/ I like to post boring non-sense.  | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 2:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | I had sex with a co-worker. But it wasn't in the office. It was fun, but she and I don't talk now and it's kinda weird when we see each other at work. | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 2:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I had sex with a co-worker...we had sex all over the place there....even got caught screwing on the bosses desk. It was fun while it lasted... How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always want to swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 2:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | I fuck my boss every single day! Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry! < | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 2:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Feelmyfunbags. The question is did you do anal on the bosses desk? The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. George S. Patton, General (1885-1945) | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 2:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Buttmunch I don't think Froy would be happy with you spreading false rumors like that;).  E-Mail Me IM me at stickysituation2 | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 2:41 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Shit I got home at one today so in essence, I fucked my boss today! Get On The Plank Fuck!!!!! | ||||
| fatty chopped meat | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 2:52 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | my boss is a guy and im no homo.... Justin Credible is under my wing since 4-12-01 | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 2:53 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: How do you know they are just rumors? You guys have no fuckin idea what goes on in BTS and until you do.... SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Get On The Plank Fuck!!!!! | ||||
| Cactus Sack | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 2:56 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | All the women I work with are pigs. I think I need a new job. | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 2:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Oh my..... | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 2:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | My boss fucks me all the time, but it has nothing to do with sex. He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast  capnfudge@opieanthony.com | ||||
| PINKLETTUCE | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 3:00 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | i had sex with my girl friend in a mobil gas station where she worked. we also tried to have sex in the elevator at her new job in the city. no good though the alarm sounded and didn't shut off till we turned the emergency switch back on. fun to try but the attendent was pissed. lol IF ASSHOLES COULD FLY THIS PLACE WOULD BE AN AIRPORT. OK TERRIFIC | ||||
| CacaSmooches | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 3:06 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Damn, Pink- sure wish I would have been the Attendant at that Gas Station. I wouldn't have been pissed off at all- I would have taped recorded the whole act and put it up on a website! J/K man- I don't own a video recorder... "Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I love stealing Faceman's ideas & making them my own bc/ I like to post boring non-sense. | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 3:07 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Holy shit!!!! I think I have been to that Mobile Station! She swallows, right? Get On The Plank Fuck!!!!! | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 3:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Sex in the office…. well not in my office. All the women look like [insert O&A stalker here] Officially Part of JWO: skitchr4u & JasonFromRiverEdge | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 3:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Sex in the office...hmmm...well the bigbossman is the only guy in the office and since you can smell his bo and breathe from outside the building i would never Evvver want to touch him or have him come near me in that matter. But as for the ladies i work with...nahhhh they are all older then me And though you don't believe that they do They do come true For did my dreams Come true when I looked at you And maybe too, if you would believe You too might be Overjoyed, over loved, over me Looking for some cuties to adopt inquire within | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 3:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | SO what you re saying Grk, is that you would have sex with someone at work, there is just no one there that sparks your interest? Where do you work? Are there any openings? | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 3:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | lol Maynard, i work for a photography studio...nobody tickles my fancy there, put it this way...one of the ladies that work there i call ______ the Hut...gives you an idea of what i deal with...lol And though you don't believe that they do They do come true For did my dreams Come true when I looked at you And maybe too, if you would believe You too might be Overjoyed, over loved, over me Looking for some cuties to adopt inquire within | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 3:58 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Now there's any interesting question... So, how about it GrkQT, are there any? if so, how many are there? ;)
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| hornygoatweed23 I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 4:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I haven't had the pleasure to do it here at the office. Would.nt wanna do it with my boss, but there are a few co-workers and secretaries that I'd love to take a spin with. Its pretty dull here, and with sexual harassment meetings and memos to sign these days, the signal has to be pretty clear in my book fo me to even think of attempting it. Last thing I need is to be fired and sued becuase I took something said or a certain look the wrong way. "Do me and you'll succeed :)" | ||||
| CacaSmooches | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 4:50 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Yup- I hate that shit... I mean some women come dressed to work in these short skirts, but if you so much look at them the wrong way you could get fired, I hate all this PC shit- can't even cop a feel anymore w/ out risking ur job... "Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I love stealing Faceman's ideas & making them my own bc/ I like to post boring non-sense. | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 6:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Does jerking off in the bosses desk draw count as sex as in the office?  5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through? | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 6:41 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Hey, grump, how come I do not doubt the fact that you might have done this? Get On The Plank Fuck!!!!! | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 6:47 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Hey King Speller, what's a "draw"?
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