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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
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I was just talking to Fyfe about stories my best friend could tell him about stupid stuff I did when I was little...and I figured since chat is down, why not start a thread :)

I have many silly stories but here is one:

When I was in 3rd grade, I was about to take a shower and looked at my dad's razor just sitting by the sink....and like the genius I am wondered to myself if the razor would only remove beard hair or other hair as well.... So I took the razor to my eyebrow...and ::poof:: it was gone. Scared that I would look silly with only one eyebrow, I shaved off the other one and looked like a conehead until they grew back. :)


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Every time I'm near you
I always want to swallow you down
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I'll never disappear




Sephiroth
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 5:03 PM      
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I Murdered a drifter while driving in Vermont. I hacked up his body, and dumped it in a river across from a Dunkin Donuts.



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Fyfetallica
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 5:04 PM      
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Ok terrific.....

i wanna see pics of this



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Flock of Moosen
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Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 5:05 PM      
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That must have looked really HOT FunBags.
I think you should try that today and then take a poll as to where the first place people's eyes look when you walk in a room. I know where mine would be. ;)





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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 5:07 PM      
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If you saw the pics...you would run screaming for the hills....


How I'm craving you, yeah!
Every time I'm near you
I always want to swallow you down
I'll be right here if ya' need me
In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why
I'll never disappear




FeelMyFunBags
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 5:10 PM      
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Flock...thats a great idea...I will shave my eyebrows again for Saturday's shin dig :)


How I'm craving you, yeah!
Every time I'm near you
I always want to swallow you down
I'll be right here if ya' need me
In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why
I'll never disappear




Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 5:14 PM      
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Sounds great FMFB. :)
I am curently taking bets and placing 2-1 odds that most eyes will be below the neckline. LOL





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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 5:34 PM      
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I was de-flowered by a grown man....oooh wait, that was gonzo, and it was last week.


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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 5:37 PM      
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What no one else ever shaved off their eyebrows?? :)


How I'm craving you, yeah!
Every time I'm near you
I always want to swallow you down
I'll be right here if ya' need me
In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why
I'll never disappear




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posted on 04-29-2001 @ 5:42 PM      
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Geez, I remember when I was 18 I decided to hold off on college and run off and join that Army. I thought to myself, why should only poor and minority kids be off in Vietnam fighting for our country.


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Sephiroth
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 5:45 PM      
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quote:

Geez, I remember when I was 18 I decided to hold off on college and run off and join that Army. I thought to myself, why should only poor and minority kids be off in Vietnam fighting for our country.



YOU KILLED MY PARENTS!!!




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Flock of Moosen
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Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 5:47 PM      
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Okay, I've defiled this thread enough with my perverted thoughts. Time to move on to some real stories.
One time, at band camp, I took this flute and ..... ah, nevermind, you've heard this one before. ;)
Okay, in all seriousness, I have two, TWO stories. One is kinda more along the embarrassing side and the other is just pure stupidity.
First, the embarrassing one. A while back, I'd say I was an early to mid teen, I got totally wasted with my cousins. It was to the point of only remembering this one fucking detail. I remember going into the bathroom to sit on the toilet and must have passed out. The next thing I saw was my mother standing there, trying to "clean" me up so I could go to bed. Needless to say I never brought that incident up with my mother ever.
Now for the stupidity one. I was with my cousins again (talk about bad influences) and we setup a ramp near this hole in the woods. Well no one in the group had the guts to go through with it, so me in my infinite wisdom, decided to look cool and jump it. I was all brave and shit until 10 feet or so away from the ramp when I lost my nerve and slammed on the brakes. Well, trying to brake on dirt at that speed didn't work very well and I wound up skidding up the ramp and being propelled face first, without the bike, into the hole. That felt really good. :(




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posted on 04-29-2001 @ 5:49 PM      
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I tried to brew my own LSD. Didn't turn out well. I took an orange peel and let it mold for a couple of days. I told my parents it was a science experiment. Then with the mold I ate the orange peel and it was the sickest things I ate.



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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 6:00 PM      
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quote:

YOU KILLED MY PARENTS!!!



::Insert picture of that naked girl running down the road in Nam::


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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 6:18 PM      
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To explain my picture in another thread, I learned a few years ago that writing down badge numbers of cops at a volatile college demonstration is a good way to get your ass locked up.




I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 6:18 PM      
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Double post, keep moving...




I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...


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Brokenjaw
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posted on 04-29-2001 @ 6:29 PM      
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quote:

I was de-flowered by a grown man....oooh wait, that was gonzo, and it was last week.



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Sephiroth
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 6:33 PM      
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I still remember the day Buttmunch's Troop invaded my village.......





"In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!"
"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth

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FoundryMusicMatt
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 7:12 PM      
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Damn! You people really DO all look the same!!!!


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weinie
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 7:15 PM      
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Holy Shit....
that is the funniest f-in thing!



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posted on 04-29-2001 @ 7:20 PM      
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Oh God, stupid things I did...there's so many...

1) While walking down Jamaica Ave. in Queens (baaad baad baad neighborhood)with my friend, I saw a pretty bus covered with colorful flowers. I yelled out, at the top of my lungs, "I wanna be on the colored bus!!!"

2) I got totally wasted and let my best friend molest me when I was 16--she's a girlie.

3) I was at Home Depot and asked some guy where something is...he walked right past me. I started yelling at him, furiously, about ignoring me. He turned around and pointed to his ear (he was deaf). I burst out laughing.

4) There is this big retarded girl in my school. I walked up to her, pretending to be her friend and asked her all these Questions..."Are you a lesbian? Why not? All the cool kids are!"

5) Me and my friend changed t-shirts right in the middle of a busy street.

6) I was sleeping over my friend's house when I got so wasted, that I thought I was going to hurl. I went to the bathroom and sat by the toilet, with my face (cheek) on the seat. I didn't lock the door and fell asleep. Her mom walked in, first thing in the morning.

7) I took PCP one day before school, when I was 15. It made me sick and I thought I was going to die...totally stupid.

8) I was a huge stoner for one year of my life

9) I asked a past male teacher of mine if he thought I had nice boobs.

10) I tried out for Mtv Say What Karaoke

I'm sure there's more I'm forgetting, but that's it for now ;)

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 7:22 PM      
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Ya'll getting totally off track here :) Come on someone has to have a funny story ;)


How I'm craving you, yeah!
Every time I'm near you
I always want to swallow you down
I'll be right here if ya' need me
In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why
I'll never disappear




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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 7:24 PM      
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well, i'd participate, but you know what happens when i try telling stories.......;)



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posted on 04-29-2001 @ 7:39 PM      
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Stupid things I did when I was a kid boy oh boy do i have a list...

When i was 2 we had to get rid of my kitten because i used to stick pencils in its ears thinking that they would come out the other side like they did in cartoons...my hands were so scratched up from that one

When I was 5 I was running in my mom's store, fell slide and bashed my face into a wall and almost needed stiches for a cut i got under my nose. Its sad that I can say i really hurt myself by bumping into a wall

When I was 7 I got my knee stuck in a picket fence in disney land and had to wait for a firefighter to come and save me from "Mickey's Birthday Party"

Hmmm lets see I cant think of much else but when i was 13 I was in Home Ec and actually sewed my finger with the sewing machine. The needle went thru my finger and was implanted thru the nail. Had to go to the ER with my principal to get it out

And my most recent F-up had to be when i was 16 and i was sitting at the kitchen table and my foot fell asleep so i decided to walk on it to get feeling back in it and I broke it

Seems I do something retarded every few years...it looks like i am due...lol


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Fyfetallica
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 7:40 PM      
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Yes Tricia, no one wants to hear any of your "stories" im sure you dont have any....With a point at least



When a Man Lies He Murders Some Part of the World
These Are the Pale Deaths Which men Miscall Their Lives
All this I Cannot Bear to Witness Any Longer Cannot the
Kingdom of Salvation Take Me Home






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