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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Guys which hurts more?? Nuts or....?? | ||||
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| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 05-05-2001 @ 11:39 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | Settle a bet between me and my girlfriend. She claims getting kicked in the nuts is less painful than a sprained ankle or wrist, I claimed it was worse, more like being punched in the stomach, puking up your intestines, having them dragged through a milking machine, and backing over them in an old pontiac, then putting it back inside. (Hey, I needed a metaphor) "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Fuck the sig pic! I forgot how to do it! | ||||
| imapervert I want my two dollars! | posted on 05-05-2001 @ 11:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I've had bones broken, needles six(maybe it was only 3) inches long stuck in my shoulder, surgery on my knee and shoulder and nothing can compare to being kicked in the nuts. It is tha most painful thing you can do to a guy. | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 05-05-2001 @ 11:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Definitely the nuts. That hurts a lot more.  E-Mail Me IM me at stickysituation2 | ||||
| Bangster | posted on 05-05-2001 @ 11:54 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | There's nothin that hurts more then gettin kicked in the nads. It makes grown men cry. It feels like u've lost all the oxygen in your body and it all goes numb. And you also lose all ur F'n sperm. And u automatically double over thru all the pain. what scared the hell outa me was when i was younger, girls would aim directly for the nuts. | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 05-05-2001 @ 11:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | see this is what I have been trying to tell her! I became "desensitized" to it because of my sister kicking me there every other day! Or is it that I have gained a tolerance to it? Is that possible? "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Fuck the sig pic! I forgot how to do it! | ||||
| Bangster | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 12:04 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | No F'n way u get used to that shit. no matter how many times someone's kicked u there, it hurts like a bitch every single time. it jus hurts less the less sperm u got in ur nads. | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 12:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Shit! Now I know why my omo cried that she was never going to have grandchildren! "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Fuck the sig pic! I forgot how to do it! | ||||
| Bangster | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 12:11 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | and u know all guys hate it. it's the only thing where, "its funny because its not me," doesnt work. If ur watchin it, ur start cringing. it's not even funny to look at. | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 12:15 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | ie: a group of guys watching jackass and a guy lands on his nuts and the entire group cringes and grabs? "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Fuck the sig pic! I forgot how to do it! | ||||
| Bangster | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 12:21 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | well not like, grab. but they collectively make that "oooo" sound. and kinda squint. | ||||
| MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 12:24 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | wanna hear a sick story? some kid i know tried to hop a fence and he tore his sack wide open, and he was in so much pain he couldnt come close ti sitting down the next day  all that you fashion all that you make all that you build all that you break all that you measure all that you feel all this you can leave behind This message was edited by MrQuotes on 5-6-01 @ 12:25 AM | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 12:24 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | that's what I meant clasp? would that be a better word?? No now that sounds totally GEEYY! "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Fuck the sig pic! I forgot how to do it! | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 2:18 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | that woild so fukin hurt. nothing hurst more than a kick in the nads... | ||||
| HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe) | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 6:20 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | theres more painful than a nut shot, i mean, ya recover in about 5 minutes....theres always someone ripping at your mid section wit a rusty sickle, or falling off a table when your drunk... AIM: Tv v ist of FaTe "some people jus need a ruthless beating!" for wrestling news http://bounce.to/NwF Sam Adams-"theres no beer in the food, but theres food in the beer" This message was edited by HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe) on 5-6-01 @ 6:23 PM | ||||
| Kwyjibo | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 6:51 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | OK, getting hit in the nuts is more painful, for 5 minutes, then the pain subsides. Spraining an ankle, tearing you medial meniscus, ACL, or rotator cuff, are a more lingering pain. So they hurt for longer, just not as much initially. I figured I would go with experience. Interestingly put a freshly sharpened knife into your hand doesn't hurt at all. Kwyjibo  Adopted by Brokenjaw Thanks to PanterA for the sigpic | ||||
| HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe) | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 7:24 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | thats right... AIM: Tv v ist of FaTe "some people jus need a ruthless beating!" for wrestling news http://bounce.to/NwF Sam Adams-"theres no beer in the food, but theres food in the beer" | ||||
| windowlck | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 7:31 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I committed the ultimate atrocity against this kid once when I was in grade school. The kid just came back to school after having a hernia operation and he pissed me off so I kicked him as hard as I could in the groin and popped his stitches. As much of an asshole that kid was to me I still feel bad for doing that.  "What are you gonna do?Release the dogs?! Or the bees?! Or dogs with bees in their mouth so that when they bark they shoot bees at you?" | ||||
| The Heap | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 7:45 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | well.. burns hurt REAL bad, it's the only other thing I think that would come close. But just talking about my nuts getting hurt, makes them hurt.. so.. on to another thread.. "mindless ass cunt!" - IAMANTHONY "No I dont work for any of the snack cake distributors anymore" - Tequila "Another brilliant thread by the heap." - adolescentmasturbator "Is anyone else really starting to like The Heap? " - HummerLovin | ||||
| Harry Ballzanya | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 7:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: That's insane, no man deserves that kind of punishment. (well, maybe some..)  Adopted by Sephiroth on 5/2/01 Big thanks to Sephiroth for the sig pic! | ||||
| Kim | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 8:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Neither... I vote for child birth!  | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 8:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | UGHHHHH... this whole fucking thread is making me cringe LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!! LET'S GO DEVILS!!!! LET'S GO GIANTS!!!! | ||||
| 1st Sgt. Fil Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 9:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | The nuts hands down. a few seconds of your nuts hurting feels like an eternity. Breaking an arm or leg isn't as bad. You can always use Asprin or Ibuprofen to dull the pain for broken bones.  If you don't have regrets, you haven't accomplished anything. -Josh Silver, Type O Negative My Adoptee: The Mrs. This message was edited by 1st Sgt. Fil on 5-6-01 @ 9:41 PM | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 10:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I remember reading in a news of the weird article tha there was some guy who was using the office copier for self pleasure by opening the machine and doing somethinh with the belts. Well the guy must have been retarded, because his sack got caught and ripped open. He field dressed it using a stapler to close the wound and wrapped paper towels around it as gauze. Well needless to say, the wound became Very infected and his scrotum swelled to the size of a large grapefruit! When he finally sought medical attention the doctors had to remove a testicle and squeeze out the infection! Now that has gotta Hurt! I was speaking for the guys point of view I can only imagine childbirth KIM, but thanks LOL! "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Fuck the sig pic! I forgot how to do it! | ||||
| Harry Ballzanya | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 10:57 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | 1st Sgt, very good point Adopted by Sephiroth on 5/2/01 Big thanks to Sephiroth for the sig pic! | ||||
| hugenuge42 | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 11:05 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Still no mention of the worst part about a bag tag...the delay those 2 seconds between the time you get the shot in the junk and when the pain starts is like being on death row, you know whats coming, but its still always worse than you can expect HEY! | ||||
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