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KOATAS
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 2:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey Seph,

You should a least pick on a group that can read that Amish post.

Not to be redundant, Jewish girls stop swallowing after they get married. It's before marriage when they go into sexual overdrive.

And on the 4th day I said, "Let there be WOW!"




I Don't Like Spam!


This message was edited by KOATAS on 5-24-01 @ 3:02 PM
Sloatsburgh
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 12:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Clowns are annoying kid touchers.





"I use you for good board
I'm not your friend"


Guided by Dryblood.
Don CorliBonzo
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 12:54 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
People from Sloatsburg are homosexuals.


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Sloatsburgh
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
All I know about Sloatsburg is that is has a nice covered rest area.

All I know about clowns is that they are a bunch of fat men with high cholesterol and a tendency to touch children.






"I use you for good board
I'm not your friend"


Guided by Dryblood.
King f-tard
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Not all clowns are kid touchers, just like not all clowns are killers.

Besides, what is a world without clowns. Oh I know, a world with more room in the HOV lane.





Official driver of the Tart Cart (Extra helmets are in the back)
I thought we were all just having fun...
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Sloatsburgh, you switch medications lately?

I've noticed a new aggressiveness in you.

I don't mind, just wondering. It kind of makes things more interesting around here.

I happen to know that DonCorlibonzo is a kid toucher. He can deny it, but I know...

Sloatsburgh
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 1:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
L-Train put me over the edge.

and maybe I miss JMB.





"I use you for good board
I'm not your friend"


Guided by Dryblood.
FukMeBoobs
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
My favorite is the Irish Curse.....this is something I always ask a guy who tells me that they are Irish. Always makes for good conversation because at some point he always whips it out and the rest is history. ;)


Thanks to NJPANTHER for the sig pic!


Smack dat ass, pull dat hair!

FU Drunk Boy
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

My favorite is the Irish Curse.....this is something I always ask a guy who tells me that they are Irish. Always makes for good conversation because at some point he always whips it out and the rest is history.

[Note to self] Introduce yourself to FukMeBoobs [/Note to self]

Sloatsburgh
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

My favorite is the Irish Curse.....this is something I always ask a guy who tells me that they are Irish. Always makes for good conversation because at some point he always whips it out and the rest is history.



That is sooo cruel.





"I use you for good board
I'm not your friend"


Guided by Dryblood.
GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 2:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

According to my parents I am 1/2 Jewish and 1/2
German


No offense, F-Tard, but Judaism (ie: being Jewish)
means you are of that religious persuasion. So
are you half German Lutheran, half German Jew?


Has chafed balls from
Grumpy's constant sweating
them since 5/13/01


Adopted by Fez as of 5-13-01
FukMeBoobs
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
:::a BIG note to self::: RUN for your life when some guy introduces himself as Ants In My Pants. Besides who wants to see ants in your pants, take a shower.
Sloat, sorry for my cruelty I'm just speaking from past experience. It's soooooooo the truth and I'm not saying all Irish men sport this stereotype so relax you Irish guys who are ready to jump all over me.


Thanks to NJPANTHER for the sig pic!


Smack dat ass, pull dat hair!

FU Drunk Boy
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 2:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

at some point he always whips it out and the rest is history



I'm only a 1/4 Irish, but i'll still show you my curse.

I too am a mutt, 1/4 each of Irish, German, Italian, and Polish.





I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be stupid.

I'm a cop u idoit, has been adopted. He has joined GW's cabinet. Any problems with IACUI, let me know.
Unicron
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
Yea, i'm Irish and German, and i, thankfully, got meself a german bratwurst in the leiderhosen

but with both the Mick and Kraut, i can tip back a few.




Proceed......on your way to Oblivion

Sloatsburgh
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 3:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Yeah, but only half of you can drive drunk.... the other half can't even walk drunk.





"I use you for good board
I'm not your friend"


Guided by Dryblood.
FukMeBoobs
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 3:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Well my Irish is good for something because I drive better drunk.


Thanks to NJPANTHER for the sig pic!


Smack dat ass, pull dat hair!

FU Drunk Boy
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

:::a BIG note to self::: RUN for your life when some guy introduces himself as Ants In My Pants

Just playing, FukMeBoobs, I wouldn't want you to think that I go around whipping out my junk to prove that I don't have the Irish curse (even though I have been told that it skipped over my generation). So don't worry, you'll be safe.

Grumpy
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posted on 05-25-2001 @ 3:33 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

got meself a german bratwurst in the leiderhosen


Hey unishit - when did oscar meyer's start making mini bratwurst?

Wha?.... Sloatsburgh told me. I didn't look....



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk (aka - Cacasmooch)?
If you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it.
Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.
FukMeBoobs
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 3:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Thanks for your explanation RoachMan...I'll sleep better tonight knowing that you were only kidding.


Thanks to NJPANTHER for the sig pic!


Smack dat ass, pull dat hair!

FU Drunk Boy
Sloatsburgh
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 8:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Not worthy of a new post:

I not so surprised that Black Earl is a virgin at age 30, I'm more surprized at the fact that he is a 30yo Black man that is not a father.

:ding ding ding:






"I use you for good board
I'm not your friend"


Guided by Dryblood.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 05-26-2001 @ 8:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

Yea, i'm Irish and German, and i, thankfully, got meself a german bratwurst in the leiderhosen


well im sure it must have a lot of room to move in there with that 1 inch penis you have huh???? what????????? grumpy told me:)



It itches, it seethes, it festers and breathes
My heros are dead
They died in my head
Thin out the herd
Squeeze out the pain
Something inside me has opened up again-Slipknot

Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 9:27 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
What Curse?

I don't have no stinkin curse!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

Canthandlemybooty
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 11:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Catholic=girls give great blowjobs

I never had any complaints so i guess thats true:)

I'm 1/2 Italian and 1/2 Syrian...So i can either Bomb ya or make ya Lasagna... hehe


Touch me..
Take me to that other place
Reach me...
I know im not a hopeless
case.


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-27-2001 @ 1:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Catholic=girls give great blowjobs

quote:

I never had any complaints so i guess thats true

quote:

I'm 1/2 Italian and 1/2 Syrian...So i can either Bomb ya or make ya Lasagna
Now there's a talented girl. Not only does she admit to giving great blow jobs, but she's also quite the poet (as demonstrated in her rhyming of "bomb ya" and "lasagna"). I am truly impressed.

FukMeBoobs
posted on 05-27-2001 @ 3:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

What Curse?

I don't have no stinkin curse!


Relax, don't get your pants in an uproar! I didn't say ALL Irish guys now did I! :)


Thanks to NJPANTHER for the sig pic!


Smack dat ass, pull dat hair!

FU Drunk Boy


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