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TeenWeek
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posted on 05-29-2001 @ 1:43 PM      
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1,000-lb. Woman Rescued
It takes medics 4 hrs.
to free her from apt.

By RALPH R. ORTEGA and CORKY SIEMASZKO
Daily News Staff Writers

Firefighters rescued a bedridden Harlem woman weighing more than 1,000 pounds by placing her atop a body bag and dragging her to an ambulance yesterday.

As more than 25 firefighters struggled to pull Jean Stroud out of her sister's apartment in the Polo Grounds Towers and down the narrow hallway to the elevator, paramedics kept close watch on the 56-year-old woman's vital signs.


Firefighters and medics work to help 1,000-pound Jean Stroud from 16th floor Harlem apartment yesterday.
"Are you there?" one of them asked.

"Yes," Stroud gasped from behind an oxygen mask. "I am."

Moving inches at a time, it took firefighters more than four hours to get Stroud from the 16th-floor apartment to the waiting ambulance.

Throughout the ordeal, Stroud kept her composure.

"I never dreamed I would get to this point," she said. "Even though I diet, I can't lose the weight."

One paramedic who treated Stroud said he was impressed by her quiet courage.

"She actually had a strong heart and conviction," he said. "We put her through a lot of hell during the last hour."

Stroud was in stable condition last night at Columbia Presbyterian Medical Center, where doctors were trying to drain large growths that covered her legs — and made walking impossible.

"This is a disease," Stroud said. "I just want people to see that not everybody gets fat from eating. They have other problems, like my legs."

The rescue at 155th St. and Eighth Ave. began a little after 6 a.m., when Stroud, whose weight ballooned from 700 pounds to more than 1,000 in recent months after she was immobilized by the growths, told her sister she couldn't take the pain.

"My legs are killing me," Stroud said. "They feel like there's a faucet in them and it's constantly on."

Paramedics found Stroud in her lavender-painted bedroom, sprawled on her back on a queen-size bed, where she spent her days watching television. A Fire Department doctor gave her morphine as other firefighters began dismantling the doorway of her sister's apartment.

Stroud's sister, Lois, 59, said her sister had always been chubby but really began putting on weight in 1985. She said Stroud's obesity made her unable to hang onto her job as a computer operator for the Department of Housing Preservation and Development.

"What she really wants is to walk again," Lois Stroud said. "She'll be really happy with that. It would answer her prayers."


o&aswallow
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 1:52 PM      
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quote:

Stroud's obesity made her unable to hang onto her job as a computer operator for the Department of Housing Preservation and Development.


An unidentified source for DHPD stated that the agency could no longer accept the growing risk of Ms, Stroud's eating the computers and housing project buildings. The DHPD source was qouted as saying "Diet my ass! Once that bitch started shoveling things into her mouth, nothing was safe!".


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Grumpy
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posted on 05-29-2001 @ 1:57 PM      
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It's nice to see that RedDog's mom finally got some help. ;)



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk (aka - Cacasmooch)?
If you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it.
Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.
kevin from ct
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 1:59 PM      
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RonDog's moms so big, she gets on the scale and it says
"One at a fucking time."

Hey, this is fun


Grumpy
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posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:03 PM      
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ron's mom is so big, when she hauls ass, it takes 2 semi's and pickup truck.



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk (aka - Cacasmooch)?
If you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it.
Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.
o&aswallow
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:06 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Ron's mom is so big that when Ron's daddy spreads the flour to find the wet spot the Weather Channel issues a winter storm warning.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
kevin from ct
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:06 PM      
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Ron's mom is so big when she goes to the zoo, the fucking
elephants throw peanuts at her. (Z100 voice...WAHOOOOO


Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:10 PM      
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ron's mom is ssssooooo big, she beeps when she walks backwards.

She's so big, she orders Coppertone in 55 gallon drums.




"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk (aka - Cacasmooch)?
If you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it.
Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.


This message was edited by Grumpy on 5-29-01 @ 2:14 PM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:13 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Ron's mom is so big, that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.



GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
Ronreddog
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:14 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

It's nice to see that RedDog's mom finally got some help.


Well Yeah! Why the fuck did you leave her there in the first place, you TOOL! When you are through butt fucking her, you are supposed to roll her over on her back so she can breathe!

Then, you need to hose her down, to get that filthy midget spunk off of her! She needs to be hosed down so she can get up! You have now embarrassed her, you pig fucker! [check heston's voice]DAMN YOU![/chuck heston's voice]

E-Mail Me


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:19 PM      
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Ron's Mom is so big, all the "all you can eat" buffet's have her picture with a warning hanging as you walk in.



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk (aka - Cacasmooch)?
If you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it.
Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:20 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Ron's mom is so big, even Richard Simmons laughs at her.



GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
Kid Afrika
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
I never knew grumpy's last name was Stroud.


What the FUCK are you looking at?

I have abduc... I mean adopted tankGrrl24

Currently walking on egg shells.
It's a battlefield out there.



MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:23 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Rons mom is soooooo big, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.



GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:25 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Wait! Hold the phone. Corky is a Daily News Staff Writer now?? What's next, Spaz on the Fox 5 News???



GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
kevin from ct
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:26 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Ron's mom is so big she looks at a four page menu and
says 'Yes.


Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:29 PM      
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KID - once again, you're a day late and a joke short. Come back tomorrow. You may be funny then.

Back to our regularly scheduled barrel tossing:

Ron's mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.
She's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk (aka - Cacasmooch)?
If you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it.
Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.


This message was edited by Grumpy on 5-29-01 @ 2:34 PM
TeenWeek
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posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:30 PM      
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Ron's mom is so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Rons Mom is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Ron's mom is so fat she wakes up in sections!








This message was edited by TeenWeek on 5-29-01 @ 2:37 PM
Kid Afrika
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:32 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
grumpy's mom is so fat, she jumped up in the air, and got stuck.


What the FUCK are you looking at?

I have abduc... I mean adopted tankGrrl24

Currently walking on egg shells.
It's a battlefield out there.



MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:33 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Ron's mom is so big, I shot the bitch and Crisco came out.



GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
Ronreddog
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:34 PM      
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Thanks Kid! ;)

E-Mail Me


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:34 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Kid's mom is soooo fat, her nickname is "Daiiimmmmmn."



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk (aka - Cacasmooch)?
If you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it.
Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:35 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Ron, you need to move the e-mail me link in your sig, cause every time you post, i always think you want someone to e-mail you. Put it at the bottom.



GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
Kid Afrika
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
grumpy's mom is so fat, I told her it was chilly outside and the bitch ran to grab a spoon.


What the FUCK are you looking at?

I have abduc... I mean adopted tankGrrl24

Currently walking on egg shells.
It's a battlefield out there.



MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
K1d's mama is so fat, she can't just work one corner, she has to work all four.

Fucking Tripod is broke!


GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.


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