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Opera Man - 57th Street
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 11:30 AM      
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I am so horny today, thinking about going into a stall and spanking.

hornygoatweed23
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posted on 05-31-2001 @ 11:42 AM      
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quote:

I am so horny today, thinking about going into a stall and spanking.


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posted on 05-31-2001 @ 11:46 AM      
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Opera Man, go over to Krock studios and frequent their glory hole. Cabbie is always there.

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 11:53 AM      
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Yes, I have. And then they fired me. Who knew McDonald's had such a high standard. They were complaining that they were running out of Special Sauce and I was just trying to help out.

(Of course it's a Joke, I never worked at McDonalds, just the Home of the Whopper)


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MyTJoe
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 11:53 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I have had phone sex while at work

If you go in there smart Gringo, I'll bury you there.

Opera Man - 57th Street
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:15 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
This girl i know just told me that last week she went into the stall at work, sat on the bowl, and fingered herself. She was horny from a conversation she had just had on the phone. Now i am even more horny!

Raven
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posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:21 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
I never have --- but 57 -- can i have that girls phone number????---lol


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Ronreddog
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

but 57 -- can i have that girls phone number????---lol



Yeah, me too! LMAO

Never have! How can you get excited at work, unless you are in some hot conversation with a female? Then, you have to leave your desk with a tentpole, and you probably run into your boss, or, better yet, the CEO!

Now that would be the ultimate embarrassment!


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:33 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Yes I have. At my old job. After everyone left one night I went into the bathroom and wanked. Now that I think back, I should've done it in the bosses office.



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posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:33 PM      
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Never have 57, but thought about it quite a few times! And the Dog is right, as usual, that getting wood and runnning from your desk means you end up meeting your boss on your way!


Grumpy
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posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:55 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Cranked one out? No. Banged a chick? Yes. Several times. My first job in the computer field. My gf used to pick me up from work. When it was late, and no one was around....well.....



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Skeet Slambone
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I did, when I worked at pathmark when I was a TEEN. (terrible usage of TEEN)

Ronreddog
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

When it was late, and no one was around....well.....


Grump, you fucking dog you! LMAO


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jewdown
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
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Skeet, I to worked at a pathmark when I was in high school.Spanked one out on almost every break.

One summer, when I was still in high school, I had a side job cleaning up a construction company's yard.
In their shop was a stack of hardcore porn mags. Needless to say, I was in the bathroom every half hour. I made that job last as long as I could.

Thanks for bringing back the memmories 57th.
Damn, I yanked my crank alot.

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posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:15 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I have, both in the bathroom stall and under my desk. (That one's only possible when wearing a skirt.) The worst part is, I work in a not-too-private cubicle. But part of the excitement is the chance of getting caught.

Sluggo667
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posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:21 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Not me...But my Boss is a JERK-OFF,does that count?


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o&aswallow
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Cyber sex once with a 3rd shift computer operator in Boise, Idaho and I was in Milwaukee. WTO conversations over mainframe. (for all you youngsters that was chat before there was an internet and cyber sex before someone coined that phrase). Burroughs 2700. Now that was some computing power. Kinky heh?


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SpiritOfDirt
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
I'm pounding one out right now on my keyboard while I read about all yankin the crank.


Boy what a topic.....






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Ronreddog
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

The worst part is, I work in a not-too-private cubicle. But part of the excitement is the chance of getting caught.


WOW, Suzie, come to my office, PLEASE! ;)


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KOATAS
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Are there any posters that work in a Sperm Bank? I guess that they would think this is common.

To those who have, I hope you don't come(ha ha I said Come) into contact with customers with those dirty hands of yours.



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Grumpy
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posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

WTO conversations over mainframe. (for all you youngsters that was chat before there was an internet and cyber sex before someone coined that phrase). Burroughs 2700.


Hey OAS, I bet getting paper cuts from the punch cards was a bitch though, huh? LMMFAO

Okay - so only about 3 people will get that joke. Screw the rest of you. I thought it was funny. ;)



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much?
The late great John Belushi
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Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.


FukMeBoobs
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Well I never masturbated but my bf at the time met me at work one day after hours. I used to work at a hospital on the labor and delivery floor. Let me just tell you those gynecological tables with the stir-ups have a REALLY great set up. You can accomplish every angle possible.


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Smack dat ass, pull dat hair!

FU Drunk Boy
King f-tard
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I bet getting paper cuts from the punch cards was a bitch though


I get it, that is funny.

I used to work overnights at kinkos and generally spanked out a batch most nights.

A few weeks ago I had phone sex here at work with a fellow o&a board fan.





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o&aswallow
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
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The punch cards just didn't do it for me Grumpy. Ah but those hubs on those good old 3420 tapes.............hmmmmm yum yum!!! Especialy those red BASF's. God they were hot and tight.


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Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:59 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

A few weeks ago I had phone sex here at work with a fellow o&a board fan.

Robbeec?


Kinda gets you by the boo-boo, don't it?


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