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Posted By | Discussion Topic: Anyone ever masturbate at work? | ||||
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Opera Man - 57th Street | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 11:30 AM | ||||
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 01 | I am so horny today, thinking about going into a stall and spanking. | ||||
hornygoatweed23 I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 11:42 AM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Thats what I love most about this place - nothing but class in every post! LOL | ||||
TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 11:46 AM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Opera Man, go over to Krock studios and frequent their glory hole. Cabbie is always there. | ||||
HOSPITALIANO | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 11:53 AM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Yes, I have. And then they fired me. Who knew McDonald's had such a high standard. They were complaining that they were running out of Special Sauce and I was just trying to help out. (Of course it's a Joke, I never worked at McDonalds, just the Home of the Whopper) "You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials E-Mail Me What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead. | ||||
MyTJoe | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 11:53 AM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | I have had phone sex while at work If you go in there smart Gringo, I'll bury you there. | ||||
Opera Man - 57th Street | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:15 PM | ||||
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 01 | This girl i know just told me that last week she went into the stall at work, sat on the bowl, and fingered herself. She was horny from a conversation she had just had on the phone. Now i am even more horny! | ||||
Raven Portugal | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:21 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | I never have --- but 57 -- can i have that girls phone number????---lol if need E-Mail Me "We all need... a haven. A sanctuary. A place to hide. A place to escape. A place to dream and hope. A place... where the darkness won't be so frightening. So it is written. So it shall come to pass. But for some, the darkness is a relentless enemy. It cannot be eluded. And once the darkness senses your fear; once it senses your pain, it is never far behind. I can empathize with these people. I can understand their futility. I can forgive their hopelessness. I feel their pain. Quote the Raven, nevermore." | ||||
Ronreddog | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:26 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Yeah, me too! LMAO Never have! How can you get excited at work, unless you are in some hot conversation with a female? Then, you have to leave your desk with a tentpole, and you probably run into your boss, or, better yet, the CEO! Now that would be the ultimate embarrassment! Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F! Please WOW this bully today! E-Mail Me | ||||
MaynardGKrebs | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:33 PM | ||||
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Yes I have. At my old job. After everyone left one night I went into the bathroom and wanked. Now that I think back, I should've done it in the bosses office. | ||||
skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:33 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Never have 57, but thought about it quite a few times! And the Dog is right, as usual, that getting wood and runnning from your desk means you end up meeting your boss on your way! | ||||
Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:55 PM | ||||
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Cranked one out? No. Banged a chick? Yes. Several times. My first job in the computer field. My gf used to pick me up from work. When it was late, and no one was around....well..... "How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? The late great John Belushi Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: COAX Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. | ||||
Skeet Slambone | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:57 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I did, when I worked at pathmark when I was a TEEN. (terrible usage of TEEN) | ||||
Ronreddog | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:00 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Grump, you fucking dog you! LMAO Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F! Please WOW this bully today! E-Mail Me | ||||
jewdown | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:02 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Skeet, I to worked at a pathmark when I was in high school.Spanked one out on almost every break. One summer, when I was still in high school, I had a side job cleaning up a construction company's yard. In their shop was a stack of hardcore porn mags. Needless to say, I was in the bathroom every half hour. I made that job last as long as I could. Thanks for bringing back the memmories 57th. Damn, I yanked my crank alot. "I was born in the desert, raised in a lion's den" | ||||
Suzie I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be. | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:15 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | I have, both in the bathroom stall and under my desk. (That one's only possible when wearing a skirt.) The worst part is, I work in a not-too-private cubicle. But part of the excitement is the chance of getting caught. | ||||
Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:21 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Not me...But my Boss is a JERK-OFF,does that count? Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast... | ||||
o&aswallow | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:25 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Cyber sex once with a 3rd shift computer operator in Boise, Idaho and I was in Milwaukee. WTO conversations over mainframe. (for all you youngsters that was chat before there was an internet and cyber sex before someone coined that phrase). Burroughs 2700. Now that was some computing power. Kinky heh? o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
SpiritOfDirt | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:25 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | I'm pounding one out right now on my keyboard while I read about all yankin the crank. Boy what a topic..... Back in Black. I hit the sack. It's been so long. It's good to be back. I am a budding product of Spitfire421 | ||||
Ronreddog | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:26 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: WOW, Suzie, come to my office, PLEASE! ;) Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F! Please WOW this bully today! E-Mail Me | ||||
KOATAS | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:37 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Are there any posters that work in a Sperm Bank? I guess that they would think this is common. To those who have, I hope you don't come(ha ha I said Come) into contact with customers with those dirty hands of yours. | ||||
Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:42 PM | ||||
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Hey OAS, I bet getting paper cuts from the punch cards was a bitch though, huh? LMMFAO Okay - so only about 3 people will get that joke. Screw the rest of you. I thought it was funny. ;) "How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? The late great John Belushi Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: COAX Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. | ||||
FukMeBoobs | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:45 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Well I never masturbated but my bf at the time met me at work one day after hours. I used to work at a hospital on the labor and delivery floor. Let me just tell you those gynecological tables with the stir-ups have a REALLY great set up. You can accomplish every angle possible. Thanks to NJPANTHER for the sig pic! Smack dat ass, pull dat hair! FU Drunk Boy | ||||
King f-tard | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:50 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: I get it, that is funny. I used to work overnights at kinkos and generally spanked out a batch most nights. A few weeks ago I had phone sex here at work with a fellow o&a board fan. | ||||
o&aswallow | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:51 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | The punch cards just didn't do it for me Grumpy. Ah but those hubs on those good old 3420 tapes.............hmmmmm yum yum!!! Especialy those red BASF's. God they were hot and tight. o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
danked Dankarella! | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:59 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: Robbeec? Kinda gets you by the boo-boo, don't it? | ||||
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