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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: If you could come back as anyone throughout history, who would it be? | ||||
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| o&aswallow | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:12 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | While watching the History Channel the other evening, they ran a commercial that asked, if you could be anyone throughout history, who would it be? What would you do? How would you change the course of history? So who would you be? Would you be that person as they were, or would you do something different to alter the course of history? After much thought, I could only relate to comming back as someone in modern times. So I decided I wanted to come back as President Kennedy. And I would have to alter history. I would have carried through on my personnal thoughts of breaking up the CIA and withdrawing our advisors from Vietnam. Doing so would have saved the wasted lives of many that died there and would have pissed off Johnson and his Texas war machine buddies. Because of that, the Texas politcal trip would never of happened and I would have avoided that whole messy Dallas thing. I would have won a second term and my brother Bobby would have been a shoe in for 8 years after me, thus saving the nation from the disaster of the Nixon years. And if none of that worked out, then simply banging Maryin Monroe and Jackie would be worth the trip back in time.  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Damn.... nice explanation. I would have just said "I'd be JFK, and duck."  Me droogies: Syndra is feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed. One position available... come and get one in the yarbles.... if you have any yarbles. | ||||
| FoundryMusicScott | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:26 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | I guess the first one that comes to mind, even though I'm a Civil War Historian, is Julius Ceaser. I don't think that his death was good for the Roman Empire at the time, even though the empire lasted for hundreds of years afterward. "No, hon, I don't think I'll be going to the Senate today." Other than him, maybe Alexander the Great. His death was premature as well. It would have been great to see what he could have really done. By the way, very funny Follow This Logic. "You think about that now."- some guy from a Twilight Zone episode | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:29 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I would like to come back as Hugh Hefner without the wrinkles. Just look at his 5 latest girlfriends. | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:37 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | ::Let's go for the contoversial answer:: Hitler. Drop all the genocidal racist bullshit. Not only morally wrong, but that single minded focus cost Germany the war. So, take over for Hitler, take over the world (entirely possible) and then turn around and establish a global democracy (really a Republic, look it up). No more international wars. ______________________________ We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. -Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Hmmm there are a few people I would like to come back as... Jeannette Rankin - Republican from Montana, first woman to have been elected into the House. Assisted in passing the 19th Amendment in 1919. Bettie Page - I do not think I need to explain who she is.  This message was edited by njstrawberry on 6-7-01 @ 12:15 PM | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | More anti-pc: Judas, the only disciple who thought Jesus needed a wider audience and did something about it. Plus, he banged Marilyn Monroe. Unlike the real Judas, I'd have better press and be lice free. I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!  capnfudge@opieanthony.com | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:46 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | I would love to have been a figure in the old times here in the 1700s, like Patrick Henry, or someone who believed in the ideals which we have twisted today. Where belief meant something, and freedom was all that mattered. | ||||
| SFShield | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:53 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | I would come back as President Clinton. You get to go around banging interns and you get away with it. -My boss is an f'n tool -Official host of the wookie pool party -Let's Go Devils! | ||||
| Suzie I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be. | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:56 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | Hmmm, there are SO many. My first thought was Tim Leary or Janis Joplin, but after seeing o&aswallow's post I realized I'd wanna be Marilyn Monroe. Besides JFK, she got to fuck DiMaggio, Marlon Brando, all the hot bachelors of her day. Plus she proved you can be plump and sexy! | ||||
| SpiritOfDirt | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:59 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Ron Jeremy. Ah to be an ugly, overweight, averaged junk guy who bangs hot chicks everyday and gets paid for it. The "ugly, overweight, averaged junk guy" part would be a downgrade for me but you get the point.  THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN ISOLATED I am a budding product of Spitfire421 | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | The Lesbian Couch Adopted Newbie Within the Protected Big Arms: Jesus H Christ Officially Part of JWO: skitchr4u & JasonFromRiverEdge | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Joesph Stalin for his boyish good looks See My Sig Pics! If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com Currently I've adopted meatballnip | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I would come back as myself and change all the stupid s- I have done in the last 3 years. Damn me for being an ass f. Oh wait, you said someone famous. I guess I would be a musician, like Billy Corgan or Trent Reznor. This message was edited by skitchr4u on 6-7-01 @ 12:22 PM | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Translation = voluptuous! o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| FoundryMusicScott | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:21 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | Who's Bettie Page? Was that the mid twentieth century pin up girl? I think it is. And boyish good looks, Fez? What, so he's innocent when he purged everyone? Man that's funny. Patrick Henry was a prick, but he was a good prick, like John Quincy Adams during the antebellum period. Although he believed more in localist theory than nationalist. Loose translation, he was a conservative Republican. But he was a radical in the Virginia House of Burgess, that's for sure. Global Democracy. That trick never works. I guess I might want to come back as pope Leo X, and prevent the Reformation from ever existing. That would be interesting. "You think about that now."- some guy from a Twilight Zone episode | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Damn, got me thinking about this one... I'd like to be a rich Renassaince guy, like Raphael or Leonardo (no, not the Ninja turtles). I think that it would be fun to be able to paint, sculpt, draw, invent, and play sports all day long...and get paid very well for it. Other than that, I'd like to be the first guy who tried to get milk from a cow. I just want to be able to stand there, look at acow and be the first one to think, "Hey, I think I'm going to drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze them."  | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Good topic OAS. That does take a lot of thought. I'll be back with an answer.  I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be an idiot. Pull deh string...Pull deh string. | ||||
| Jennitalia | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:38 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | at first i was going to say laura ingalls, because i used to love her when i was little. but if i had to live on a farm, id die of bordom...or become very friendly with the farm animals... so now im going to say i'd want to come back as madonna.  | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Doc, the first to suck teat? Bravo!! o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: Admit it, you just like the tights. LOL ______________________________ We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. -Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Full name: Bettie Mae Page Born: April 22, 1923 in Nashville, Tennessee With locks as dark as midnight and a smile as bright as day, Bettie Page was much more than a beautiful pin-up model, she was simply the best. A legend as much today as during her modeling days. A true icon and inspiration. An example that being 5'5 at 130 lbs is a perfect body. | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 1:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | This is a great topic, but......I think that you should have to live that person's life EXACTLY the way they lived it. So basically, nothing would change, history would repeat itself exactly. With that said, I would like to be someone like maybe Lee Harvey Oswald. I would love to know exactly what happened with the asassination. Maybe Hitler, just to see what he had going through his head. And to see the final events leading up to his death. Julius Caesar, to watch the plot unfold against him. Amelia Earhart, to see what the hell really happened on her last flight. | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 1:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | lol Suzie, those were the 2 I was thinking of exactly... actually, coming back as Cleopatra would be interesting: she screwed 2 of the most powerful historical figures EVER, using them to gain control of Egypt; she is one of the most powerful women in history in a time when women had little or no power...ambitious, intelligent, a charistmatic leader, though I would have sided with Octavian because Antony was just plain stupid sorry, I know I'm romanticizing her life, but I'd take the good, leaving out the asp/poison- no suicide...or maybe I just want to be waited on by hand and foot and worshipped by millions :)  The best trip that I've ever had Higher than a jet plane, pass it around My drinks on empty, need another round I wanna fly, wanna ride with you Is this the best that you can do? I wanna fly, wanna ride with you Higher than a jet plane with you This message was edited by spitfire421 on 6-7-01 @ 1:22 PM | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 1:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Her thighs were a little big, but she had such intense sensuality in her face and eyes that her pictures are some of the sexiest around. You are an example of Reverse-Darwinism: The product of 2 inferior humans. | ||||
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