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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Things You Would Never Know Without Movies --Part II | ||||
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| Sir Okonkwo | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 4:08 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01  | If you are ever up against a heavily manned, heavily armed adversary...don't worry. They have terrible aim, and every clumsy step you take will dodge the bullets most deftly anyway. All bombs have two, and only two wires. One will disarm the bomb, and the other will speed up the process. But don't worry... Austrian bodybuilders are monotonous...  | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 7:59 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | When in a race and losing, just say to yourself, this is for (insert dead friend/relative/pets name here) and you will win. Just slam on the brakes and he will fly right by.. No matter where you are, there is always an expert in the area who wont help you at first, but will cave in and assist.  | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 8:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | The nerdy virgin guys always get laid, no matter how ugly/wierd/repulsive they are, and always by the hottest women. No matter how skilled the mafia guy/nazi is with a machine gun, he will always hit the dirt in front of the hero, and never figure out how to raise the gun barrel. You can kill the entire Confederate army, and no one cares, but you shoot one dog and there's not a dry eye in the theater. I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!  capnfudge@opieanthony.com People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:36 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: But if there are genetically engineered sharks... A spy's boss will always says: 'Now, you're going up against some of the best trained terrorists in the world.' And yet they have automatics and completely miss the spy and he has a pistol and nails one with every shot. In a movie, no matter what window you look out in Paris, the Eiffel Tower is always right there. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her. In the Movies, Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.  An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools. --Ernest Hemingway "I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | that no matter what the movie there will be some asshole in the audience who thinks i paid 9 bucks to hears is idiotic commentary all through the flick!! Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! graduted by CRXGIRL  | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | When you turn off the lights at night, it doesn't get dark, everything just turns blue I can levitate birds. No one cares. | ||||
| Psycho Bitch | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 10:04 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | In movies women always wake up with their makeup perfectly done and not a hair out of place. Much thanks to Grumpy and my "master" for this kick ass sig pic :) ~~Psycho Bitch~~ "The definition of insanity is repeating the same behavior over and over expecting different results" Proud graduate of Metalfan's purgatory for newbies....but still his "slavegirl" :p | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 10:23 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | A detective will always be assigned his toughest case on his last day before retirement. Catholic priests are secretly perverts.(wait, that was the news I was watching) The outside of a house never matches the inside room lay out. I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!! capnfudge@opieanthony.com People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| Lt Boogaloo | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:00 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | If the movie hero has a sidekick and he mentiones his family in the first two minutes of the film, the sidekick will surely be killed. The movie hero is (almost) always divorced, but he still has some contact with his ex-wife who tells him that she could not stay married to him because she loves him too much. The hero lives in New York City working at some okay, but not particularly high-paying job, and yet he or she has a roomy apartment filled with nice stuff, generally with a good view, and sometimes a nice, romantic rooftop to go to. Eight to ten-year-old kids are the best computer hackers on earth and can break into any system Thunder and lightning always happen at the same time My favorites: All phone numbers begin with 555. People speaking on the phone never introduce themselves, and never ever say "good-bye" at the end of a conversation --A New Sig Under Construction-- If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions lt_boogaloo@yahoo.com AIM - Lt Boogaloo AKA Captain F'n Doolittle | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:34 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | In space battles, lasers, explosions and engines are very loud. And all fighter spaceships fly just like F-15's and all big ships move like aircraft carriers. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools. --Ernest Hemingway "I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 12:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | sorry bout that wookie, but that's just the way it goes ;) lmao kid. stay away from those places. and boogaloo, another phone one... whenever someone on the other end hangs up, the phone immediately reverts to a dial tone, which anyone who's tried knows that it NEVER happens in real life. in fact, most times it doesn't even go back to a dial tone at all, just beeps at you and shit. oh well also, you can be "too old for this shit" at your job and still do it well for 15 years. god likes to play skeeball on the jersey shore.  darthziggy@opieanthony.com I'm off to Franklin Pierce College in September. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I got another one. The second you turn on a TV there will be a news story related directly to what concerns you no matter if you just turned it on just then. I'd like to thank MST3K because these become a lot more apparent when watching Mystery Science Theater. The above "realization" came after watching the final episode with Danger: Diabolik where the guy was asleep for two days and woke up in time for the start of the news story he needed to see. This was perfectly parodied in The Simpsons. I forgot the episode but Homer needs to see a news report and the TV plays the news report exactly when he says that and then he turns to Bart and says Thanks for turning on the TV. Bart says "I didn't turn on the TV dad" and then eerie music plays. Anyone know which episode I mean? As for the clothes fitting thing while it was done in Spaceballs it was perfected in Austin Powers. You know the scene. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | No matter what the weather is like, at night the streets are always wet. You can break from anyone's grip just by stamping on their foot. All gays aren't just flaming, they're burning up on re-entry. And they're all extra boy crazy like a teenage girl at an N'sync concert. I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!! capnfudge@opieanthony.com People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | the spaceballs version was cool ikea, especially w/ barf's tail hanging out the back (lol). but what are you referring to from austin power's? not sure i remember that one. darthziggy@opieanthony.com I'm off to Franklin Pierce College in September. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS | ||||
| BARRY MANILOW | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | -In space, everyone has figured out how to create a false gravity on the ship. And no matter how dammaged the ship gets, the gravity never seems to go off-line. -All aliens look like humans in make-up. -Time travel is possible by sling-shotting around the sun and will be accurate to the day.  | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | When they are in Evil's lair
The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Any straight 6 shooter gun will have at least 12 bullets in it, and a handgun with a clip will never run out of bullets until the last one is needed, but the enemy will run out at the same time. | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: LMAO ziggy - one of my favorite movies Sex is a joke in heaven The bomb squad/policeman always diffuses the bomb that would wipe out the entire city with 1 second left.  Here's to the nights we felt alive Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry Here's to goodbye, tomorrow is gonna come too soon... Anyone else wanting to be adopted IM me at Jemo123 | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | ok, now i get it ikea. and snatch, thanks - glad someone got that, great f-ing movie. darthziggy@opieanthony.com I'm off to Franklin Pierce College in September. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | On spaceships with artifical gravity, the ship getting hit causes everyone to fall. In westerns, the hero never fires the first shot, but the bad guy's aim is bad the hero has plenty of time to drop him. Explosions happen in slow motion. I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!  capnfudge@opieanthony.com People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I can't take credit it for this but If orgot who said it but Fireballs travel at .99x X being the speed at which the lead actor is running so that it can be close enough to the guy that it finally "reaches" him the second he jumps out the window. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| Roger | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 5:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I feel really guilty, I took my list out of my email and you guys came up with this hyserical shit all by yourselves. I am so not creative. Is there a test for how NOT creative you are? Cuz I'd get the highest score. Here's my WIL from movies: If your child dies, you can easily replace him with another that looks similar (ala Face/Off).  "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene | ||||
| IAmMighty | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 5:37 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | All detectives get shot the day they're set to retire. You can drive through city traffic at 100 mph and never hit anything at an intersection when YOU have a red light. All kids with computers have black frame glasses held together with tape. All football teams have one tremendously fat lineman, who scores on the hidden ball trick. People will attack monsters that have just come through the floor, or a wall, with an aluminum frying pan.  "Stared at the Mendi Gossamer for too long!" | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 8:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | roger, don't worry about your un-creativeness. actually it was creative of you to start the thread with something you got as an e-mail, so you're not that bad. oh and another one, if you check a guy who's drunk while playing hockey, he'll piss himself and be forced off the ice. (gotta love slapshot!) also, if you drink jobu's rum, bad things will happen to you. in alaska, the only things to do are play hockey and fornicate :) darthziggy@opieanthony.com I'm off to Franklin Pierce College in September. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 8:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Mystery Alaska? The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
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