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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Things You Would Never Know Without Movies --Part II | ||||
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| pmbillrich | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:54 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 00  | No matter what bridge or building you fall off of, there will always be an open topped dumpster filled with cardboard boxes for you to land in. In space no-one can hear you scream, but lasers, explosions, and passing spaceships make a hell of a racket. The elevator is always at your floor. If you are following someone, the elevator dial will tell you what floor they got off at. and you will have enough time to run up the stairs to see what room they go into. BUllets are slow. All internet transactions happen instantly. A computer will always power up into the program you want. And AOL always answers on the first ring. Out of range, Underground,  two minutes late | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 10:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Have to disagree with "all interent transacations happen instantly." Rememebr you need to build suspense SO all internet transcations and file saving reach 100% the millisecond before the guy who needs to catch the guy saving/sending comes to the computer. How about if someone is a hacker they can get every single piece of information on anything ever made, created, developed or any person they wish immediately. Also with hackers, hacking is as simple as typing a document in word and can lead to you overriding every single system in the state (see: HACKERS). The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| pmbillrich | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 10:02 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 00 | More: A Chevy Chevette with a chicken head on the roof can out-run a BMW or a nitrous fueled hot-rod. Your gun is empty, I have one more shot. The first bullet/knife/throwing star will always hit the pole right in front of you. Gangs like to dance. Radio alarm clocks always turn on at the start of a news break. All radio jocks have stalkers. (oops, Patty) All morons are genius inventors. No matter how bad the crash, all you need is a gauze pad and a wool blanket. ACME products are defective and dangerous. And rocks fall slower than coyotes Out of range, Underground, two minutes late | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 9:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Serial killers are the strongest people in the world and can survive being shot, stabbed, set on fire or thrown off a roof while their victims die without much effort. Mentally retarded people are actually the wisest people and can point out the simplest, most effect solution to the problems the hero has struggled the entire movie with. You can fall in love in 2 hours if you have a wild adventure with someone. I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!  capnfudge@opieanthony.com People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| WookiePoolParty | posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:40 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: Don't lie. You know you didn't learn that from a movie. You learned it from your high school musical, like everyone else...  Are you phony tough, or crazy brave? | ||||
| ShelleBink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 07-19-2001 @ 2:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | That no matter where you are in France... the Eiffel Tower can be seen outside every window in clear view. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-19-2001 @ 2:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 07-19-2001 @ 9:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | If you are chasing someone into an elevator or are being chased into one yourself, the doors will always close the moment before the one in pursuit reaches them...and they never realize that if they stuck their hand in the space between the doors, they will open up I can levitate birds. No one cares. | ||||
| MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy! | posted on 07-19-2001 @ 10:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | That peopleALWAYS trip and fall when being chased by < | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 07-20-2001 @ 2:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: Thanks IkeaBoy -- but I was speaking from experience... I could see the Tower from Nord-Pas-De-Calais all the time as well as Marseilles ((Get out ur maps... fools!))  This message was edited by Shelle Bink on 7-20-01 @ 4:19 PM | ||||
| Is Don on the phone? | posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:25 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Emergency Medicine as learned at the movies: -If your patient is bleeding from the corner of the mouth, you might as well prononunce 'em. -You cannot talk through an oxygen mask. -A gunshot wound to the hero is always superficial. -You can effectively immobilize the spine without securing the head -They always whisper just before they expire. -CPR = three chest compressions, no breaths, and the phrase "it's too late."  AIM:isdononthephone | ||||
| WhatsInMyPants | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 12:07 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | if the oracle tells you that you are not the one, you may, in fact, be the one. after you pop someone in the skull, dont leave the pastries in the car. if all you have ever wanted was a career in radio broadcasting, but grew up with a dominating father, and was ridiculed as a geek...graduate from emerson college, marry a pretty blonde, and invent THE cutting edge radio talk show format that exists today. [sarcasm. duh.]  | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 12:29 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:Wasn't it Boston U. later renamed Sterniversity (well they screw up the past so much in the movie i'm surprised that wasn't a cut scene) The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 12:54 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Not sure if this one was said or not: When running away from a monster/villian/killer you will always fall down, regardless of what the terrain is and how well your shoes are tied  CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01 | ||||
| WhatsInMyPants | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 1:26 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | yup, you're right, ikea. i stand corrected. | ||||
| Ashley Olsen | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 1:28 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | never ever go skinny dipping, shark bait | ||||
| Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 7:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | College: All dorm rooms are bigger than your living room No one ever does any papers or assignments Alcohol is cheap, availible and in unlimited supply. (Well that's true :) ) Students all of a sudden can afford a camcorder AND a big screen tv (Road Trip) It's normal for someone to stay as a freshman for 7 years. Every soroity girl is a slut and every frat guy is a pimp. The nerd comes into school looking for accpetance and freedom. The opposite turns out to be true. All frat houses are nicely furnished and large. High School: Most of the teachers will have glasses on. The head cheerleader will be blond and will always get the guy If you aren't a blonde girl, you will be labled as the outcast unless you can prove otherwise. You can usually count the number of minorties on one hand. Someone is having a "killer" party this weekend apparantly with no parents around. (Sometimes true IRL) The gym teacher sounds like a military general. anymore.....  --Lent, the poster formerly known as Rowelentless-- This message was edited by Lent on 7-21-01 @ 8:05 PM | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 8:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I can get the Road Trip one. One of them might have brought a camcorder from home (possible, I have a camcorder, I'm not bringing it to college but might someday the opportunity is always open) and big screen TV- they pool their money (there were like 5 of them and they seemed to be into illicit activities) sure I can buy that The movie I think that totally had the screwed up view of cliched college life (though I'm not in college I can tell) was Loser with Jason Biggs and Mena Suvari. Animal House was more realistic. As for high school the movie that fucked THAT one up with cliches was She's All That. Seriously, who wouldn't go for Rachael Leigh Cook? The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| Is Don on the phone? | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 8:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Or, you could end up on a submarine periscope! HOLLYWOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIM:isdononthephone | ||||
| Canweseeyourstuff | posted on 07-21-2001 @ 9:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | when in a car chase you can jump over a drawbridge destroying the nose of the car and in the following scene the damage is repaired that a tank of compressed air will blow up a shark when it is struck by a bullet  | ||||
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