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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: GonzoStyle's Guide and Theory to: THE BENEFITS OF FUCKING YOUR MOTHER, SISTER, AND GRANNY. | ||||
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:24 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | Well people been saying Gonzo when are you gonna quit? i said what makes you think i am quitting? People say i havent done any threads lately well to appease those who i banned for thinking i was quitting here goes nothing. I was inspired by this in chat yesterday and it was too good to keep just for those in chat yesterday. I have had a theory for many many many years since i fucked my 1st cousin many years back. The topic of my thesis today is the benefits of fucking your family members namley a parent and sibling. BENEFIT TO FUCKING YOUR BROTHER/SISTER. Now i will do this from a male point of view but it can be applied to a female point of view unless you are a fag and wanna fuck a sibling of the same sex. Now lets examine the usual dating habits of people in general. Now you meet a chick that you like beyond just a one night stand. What are some of the things you have to endure with that shit man? You have to get to know her man get to know her likes and dislikes what she has been through in life. Whats her fav movie, band, book etc etc. Come on you grew up with your hose bag sister you know her almost as well as yourself man. Plus hey man you know your sister also because most sisters talk to you about sex as well and you know stuff she may like or not which will make you andf her be sexually very compatible. If not then one of your friends probably fucked the cunt and they can give you pointers if not you can always ask Dad how she likes it. But the major benefit is this, what is the worst fear for most people... meeting your g/f or b/f's parents. I mean come on this one case closed on that topic. You dont have to worry in most cases that your parents will like her cause they love the cum guzzling little tramp man. Plus the sex is better cause i mean what can you do that will be more embarassing than what you are already doing? Plus when you are done fucking you can go to your own room no sneaking to motels she's down the hall from you man. THE BENEFITS TO FUCKING YOUR MOTHER. now this can be a sweet deal man a very sweet deal. Now who loves you more than your own mom? Who unconditionally loves you? huh tell me who? mommy, yessss. Now for those saying your mom dont love you i will get to youse in a minute. Now same benefits as fucking your sister apply here, no intros neccesary and you know the whore anyway already. Plus get this you have already tasted her pussy anyway when you were born you came through there. and if you complain she has a loose pussy guess whose fault that is pal? Plus you sucked them sweet titties already you already know what you are in for . Plus if you love your Dad i mean who didnt wanna grow up to be like daddy? What better way to be like daddy than to fuck the whore he knocked up to make you? Now for those who hate their fathers like i do. What better way to get back at that cocksucking piece of shit than to steal his woman and fuck her in his bed? And if you hate your mom fuck her in the ass and then tell her to get the fuck outta your room. This is so sweet it works out in sooooo many different ways. I mean defy me to show me a downfall? You have a retarted kid? kill it or mail it to me i'll take care of the fucker. Plus if you are fucking your mom you have it made cause you don't have to move out she can just support you till the diseaed twat dies and you go back to fuckin your sister. This is the best part though if you play your cards right and get both your mom and sister threesomes every night man, And if you argue with one of the cock lapping whores you fall back on the other one man. You can't lose on this you win you still win you lose you can still win, see there is no way you can lose on this one man. THE BENEFIT OF FUCKING YOUR GRANDMOTHER. Now this one if the creme de la creme man this is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow for people. Now same benefit as fuckin mom and sis but the only down side is that she is old but the older the berry the sweeter the juice unless you are black you can use the proper saying, ,lol. Now she may be old crusty and dried up and smell like a medicine cabinet. But your granny usually loves you more than mom or sis, plus she is usually quiet and doesnt complain and is so high on pills and meds she doesnt feel nothing so you can fuck her in her ass with no lube. The sweetest part if you can blow your love juices inside her cause she aint getting prego and the chances of her being diseased are low as far as STD's go. Plus granny usually has some cash and you know she loves her grandchild and is gonna leave him so money in the will. But you fuck her right your inheritence check will grow faster than your penis when she is sucking it man. Plus she will throw some cash your way before she dies. Plus the most major benefit to this is granny usually doesn have her own teeth and we all know how much guys love Gum Jobs, oohh man i am gonna cum just thinking about it man. Plus with all three women i mean they love so you no embarassment as to pre-mature ejaculation and penis size cause they all seen ya nekkid anyway man. It's mutual love here man it's so beautiful man i am gonna cry. I mean defy me motherfuckers show me downside you politically correct incest is wrong cum guzzlers. Can't keep it in the pants keep it in the family man. This has been Doctor Gonzo here hope i have helped improve your life.   It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life. Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living. Abashed The Devil Stood And Felt How Awful Goodness Is She-Mail Me Here | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | :::Stares in silence at screen::: :::Can't think of anything witty to say he is so disgusted:::  Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
| jewdown | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Classic Gonzo at his best! I was wondering when you where gonna emerge with more of your perverted insight. Thanx! Drink up and go Home! | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Well I'm sold GonzoStyle = More convincing than Don West I'll be back in a few.  Sometimes, not often, but sometimes, I like the idea of a chick with a horse. This message was edited by The Sleeper on 7-17-01 @ 11:31 PM | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Wow.......i never thought of it like that...... Kill them all. All of them. Let the Blood flow. The Children. The Pets. The Friends. All of them. There are no Innocents. Finish them all I hate you. I hate everything you stand for. Please, for the love of christ, do not send me a E-mail | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | ive always said, if she isnt good enough for her own family to fuck, she isnt good enough for me:) Now with a new and improved AIM name. IM Faceman713 for all your oa.com needs:) | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | ahhh.....just like the good old days. Here's to the nights we felt alive Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry Here's to goodbye, tomorrow is gonna come too soon... Anyone else wanting to be adopted IM me at Jemo123 | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | Dear Dr Gonzo, my brother is away at college. Can a long distance relationship work? We won't pretend that this is the end | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | No, really in all seriousness, if I had a sister I'd bang the living shit out of her with my strap on. She would have no escape once she entered the "berry zone". At least afterwards, when I say I love you I would mean it and I wouldn't have to take her out to dinner cause mom would have some cooked up for us already in the kitchen.  I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl. Mmmm tastes like chicken to me, wanna lick? BALLOON NOT - DON'T UNDER ESTIMATE THE PSYCHO FACTOR IN MY HEAD This message was edited by njstrawberry on 7-17-01 @ 11:38 PM | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:40 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Dear Ladi: Yes it can cause the problem with most long distance relationships is the fact that yeah he may fuck a couple of chicks in between. But look at it like this man. If you have a b/f who goes away to college and decides to break up i mean he can move to another state etc etc. you will never hear nor see him again. Plus that may be motivation for him to break up with you but your brother will have to come hom eventually ya know? I just say stop being such a worrying cunt and suck his cock already you know you wanna. Stop procrastinating Hamlet and get down on your motherfuckin knees. It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life. Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living. Abashed The Devil Stood And Felt How Awful Goodness Is She-Mail Me Here | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | GonzoStyle, that was worth the wait. The odd thing I did not find that disturbing. opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Brilliantly sick and funny, Gonzo, as always! LMAOquote: NJPanther, comment? lol j/k ;)  Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!! | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:47 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: dude i am way beyond on sick here man it wasnt meant to be sick this was fuckin pure unadulterated genius man. I am so giddy and proud of this theory my man. I am gonna write up a book on this and present it to a few publishers this will blow away men are from your dads balls and women are cunts. It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life. Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living. Abashed The Devil Stood And Felt How Awful Goodness Is She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | GonzoStyle For President | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i said it in chat last night, and i'll say it again now.INCREDIBLY funny, ut SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking wrong.its great to have good old gonzo back.can anybody tell me of another message board where a person like this has power(boards devoted to perverts dont count) thanks to fez for the pic | ||||
| Just Jon | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | yeah, ummm, ok... errr... uhhh... I think we should all just hope Gonzo is an only child... -----  E-mail: JustJon@opieanthony.com AIM: JonNeedsSN Adoptee: Seems they've escaped.... New victims welcome You listen to me! While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is I am a nay-sayer and a hatchet man in the fight against violence! I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King! My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method...is love. I love you, Sheriff Truman. | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | Gives new meaning to that old anti-drug commercial: "I learned it from watching you." We won't pretend that this is the end | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 12:05 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Yeah i am man that sucks cause i cant totally relate to my own thread. But i can fix that i can unbag it and fuck my mother with no rubber and cum inside her and a sister or a new brother and then fuck them too. Then i can have it better than you all i will have a fetus that is my own brother and son or daughter/sister. hahaha thats nother point why its great to fuck your mom. It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life. Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living. Abashed The Devil Stood And Felt How Awful Goodness Is She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 12:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | What about Great Grandmothers? Does Fucking your pregnant Mom count as a threesome? Sometimes, not often, but sometimes, I like the idea of a chick with a horse. | ||||
OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 12:30 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | :::wiping a tear from his eye::: I missed my Uncle Gonzo so much! "What are you speaking, German Brian?"
"Brian, what the hell are you talking about?" Proud new "Daddy" of Mrs. Moosen | ||||
| Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 12:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Prue effin genius Gonzo. :::gives gonzo a standing Ovation:::  | ||||
| MamA CaZ | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 1:04 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | hmmmmmmmmmmm Interesting now does this theory apply to STEP BROTHERS & SISTERS... or "half" siblings... (by half i mean, having the same FATHER, different mother, or vice versa... by no means do am i referring to just a torso or just lower body parts...)  THANK YOU to my *sugar-daddy* pink shirt wearing Adoptor JUST JON who made my sig pic.. and *BRIAN-KEVIN* Balloon NoT who helped me set it up... | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 1:12 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: well by my theory and heiarchy is mom is better than sis and granny is better than mom great granny must be the toppermost of the poppermost man. And if your mom is pregnant with your kid then its a threesome if not your are just intruding on someones privacy man and makes you a kid toucher by proxy. quote: well caz thats the bottom of gonzo's heiarcy of fucking in the family. Not as good as full blood but hey still better than fucking some stranger. It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life. Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living. Abashed The Devil Stood And Felt How Awful Goodness Is She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 2:48 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | All of a sudden I wish I had a sister. Thank you Dr. Gonzo for your epiphany of enlighenment. BoxOfWine will be attending the Mr. Brownstone Academy of Dance until 7/20, one more opening available. | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 8:58 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Why am I the only one wishing that NJS was my sister damn it. fuck man, this doesn't even apply to me, my brother is a homo and he thinks I would be too butch for him. Imagine that! Now one more question: lets say that in a hypothetical world, you are a woman who has been abused by your father who is also handicapped. Does that make it hotter or earn you a tax deduction?  Make you satanistic Make you take the pistol to your face And place the clip and cock it back And let it go untill your brains are rippin' out your skull so bad And sew you back and be a waste of stitches | ||||
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