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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 12:26 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Hosp, my official title will be Federal Contractor, but essentially they'll be training me to be a Federal Officer in the Pre-Trial Services Division out in Brooklyn. Nice, huh? :)



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This message was edited by The Brain on 7-26-01 @ 12:29 PM
Ahlexus
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 12:29 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Good afternoon all you happy slackers! :)

Lunch anyone?




DGW, check your email please.




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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 12:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Well Brain, it sounds great.

And Ladi, Now I'm in the mood for some hot cross buns. I think I may enjoy a woman's ass just a little more then her chest. But hey, that's just me.


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Metalfan
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 12:30 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Way to go Brainiac......hopefully they won't give you a gun though ;-)

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Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Grumpy
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posted on 07-26-2001 @ 12:34 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Time for a riddle:

What do you call a big black guy in court in Brooklyn?"



Federal Contractor


Wha? What did you think I was gonna say? :)



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Metalfan
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 12:37 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

What did you think I was gonna say?



The defendant.....bu-dum-da ;-)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 12:39 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Lord D:

First to walk into:


CONGRATS!


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 12:43 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Congrats Brain. But I thought your dream job was to be a fluffer for gay porn. Oh wait, my fault, that's Petal's dream job.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
The worst (Meaning Un-funny, not evil) black jokes I've heard:

What do you call a white guy with one black guy?

Victim.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a white guy with 500 black guys?

Warden.

You see, not funny at all.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 12:50 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
"ding ding ding"


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island

Grumpy
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posted on 07-26-2001 @ 12:55 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
oh great - now hosp is a racist elitist. what's next? You gonna turn the ovens on?


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CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Good afternoon everyone!! ::yawn:: Grr...is it
time to go home yet...me sleepy!!Anyways.. How are
we all doing today?? Nice new room but i didnt
make it to the first page...oh grrr!



And the winter is looking fine.
I think the sun will shine again.
And i feel I've cleaned my mind.
All the past is left behind again.
I said Goodbye to Romance...

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Grumpy, Nah, my Grandmother wouldn't appreciate that.

And I said they weren't funny. I actually saw those jokes in some movie.

This one I once heard on the radio:

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza pie?

The pizza could feed a family of four.

I have to admit that one made me chuckle though.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
If you need to be adopted,E-Mail Me


Wendy
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Nice place you have here ... but why are there bars on the windows?



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atomic punk
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
So the Brain is now going to be armed, and carrying handcuffs and pepper spray? Run, c-teases, run!!!!

Congrats Brain. I was hoping you were going to become a liquor distributor, though. ;)




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CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Hosp, my official title will be Federal
Contractor, but essentially they'll be training me
to be a Federal Officer in the Pre-Trial Services
Division out in Brooklyn. Nice, huh?

Hmm does this mean ur gonna be too busy to give me
my lapdances?? :(



And the winter is looking fine.
I think the sun will shine again.
And i feel I've cleaned my mind.
All the past is left behind again.
I said Goodbye to Romance...

Ahlexus
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 1:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Hosp, if you knew they weren't funny, why did you feel compelled to share them here with us?

Enquiring minds would like to know...


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AFDude
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 1:10 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Hosp, if you knew they weren't funny, why did you feel compelled to share them here with us?


Well, we already knew he's an elitist, so now even his jokes are too good for the rest of us? In other words, not funny.



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Thanks to Maynard for the Sig help.

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 1:11 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01



Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
DING DING DING DING !
Ring the fucking bell.
Forget the bell, get the gong!


Gilligan, that is just wrong. That is so fucking wrong.

::mumbles to himself:: I write one riddle and look where it goes.


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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 1:15 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Just call it an experiment.

What? Did I go to Far? And like Grumpy said, he started this. I just took it in the wrong direction.

What the hell is that Maynard?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
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This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 7-26-01 @ 1:19 PM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Thats a picture of those canisters in your garage Hosp. I don't know what they are either.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island

Ahlexus
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 1:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Well, we already knew he's an elitist, so now even his jokes are too good for the rest of us? In other words, not funny.


Sooo not funny. Hey, does anyone know some bad "Olive Garden" jokes?


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Grumpy
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posted on 07-26-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

What the hell is that Maynard?


Zyklon is one of the main things the Nazi's used in the ovens in Auschvitz. If memory serves me correctly, its also been used in some of the execution gas chambers in the US for a while.


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Ahlexus
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 1:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Paul McCartney just announced his engagement to Heather Mills.




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