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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 9:50 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

is any hummer good? sitting or standing? when she chokes do you smile? why, feels good or cause you hit bottom?



My knees are knocking already.:)

Ladi, any is good. Just some girls know how to do it better. Some girls enjoy it, while others look at it as a chore.





Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

Metalfan
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 9:54 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Just a friendly reminder everyone...


Jewish girl = NO Hummer

LOL

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 9:56 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
(This survey goes under the heading: Knowledge is Power. It's just too bad your chicks don't read the board. Some other lucky bastard will benefit from this information ;))

To continue: Is there a placement preference: spit, swallow, or face? If she tea bags, do you mind? If you can hold onto her head, do you?




I can't do without you for too long...you're my situation
You're my kinda lover...
"I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead." - Jimmy Buffet

"I feel no pain dear mother now,
But oh, I am so dry!
O take me to a brewery,
And leave me there to die."- Anonymous (19th century

"One owes respect to the Living. To the Dead, one owes only Truth." - Voltaire
Lord Duvious
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:01 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
Morning boys and girls. 9:30 in the effin morning and it's already too hot.

head holding=more gooder
any guy that doesn't say swallow is lying



Proud Graduate of the AFDude Academy
You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.
Metalfan
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:01 AM      
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When you say spit as a preference, are you talking about the act or the person >)

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:01 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Howdy Slackers!

I see I've popped in right in time for a discussion on existentialism.

(pssst, some Jewish girls do give hummers)

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
I didn't even think of that Petal, good one.

If you choose spit as an act & she spits it on you, would you run away crying? (Or never ask again? ;))
quote:

any guy that doesn't say swallow is lying

He could be trying to prevent a surprise snow-balling




I can't do without you for too long...you're my situation
You're my kinda lover...
"I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead." - Jimmy Buffet

"I feel no pain dear mother now,
But oh, I am so dry!
O take me to a brewery,
And leave me there to die."- Anonymous (19th century

"One owes respect to the Living. To the Dead, one owes only Truth." - Voltaire


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 8-7-01 @ 10:08 AM
Metalfan
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:05 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hey, FU Buttmunch...LOL

quote:

(pssst, some Jewish girls do give hummers)


Then they are defying the odds and breaking stereotypes man...you may have found the only one...LOL

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:06 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Haha...Metal doesn't get head. Don't worry though Metal, it's been a long time since a girl has been down on me.

Ladi, I am trying to slack here.;-) Preference on spit or swallow, depends on if you have to kiss her after. Grabbing her head = much gooder

Ahhh a friendly mood popping in. How's it going BM?



Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:06 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
The mouth is always a good depository, but if she doesn't do it, then I dont mind. Once it's in there, I don't care what you do with it. Swallow, spit, save it for later. Doesn't matter to me. As for holding the head? Yeah, I guess I put my hand there sometimes, but DONT PUSH! Women hate that. ;-)


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island

wage
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
head holding, yes. them swallowing by far is the best way! and some ladies are just GIFTED when it comes to hummers. sorry, only caught this conversation mid stride so i could be clueless. i am going to the game sat, any of you slackers going?






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:08 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Oh, I agree Metal.

No one gives head like a nice/bad Catholic school girl.

Filthy animals! I love them.

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:11 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Welcome back Wage, haven't seen you in awhile.
quote:

No one gives head like a nice/bad Catholic school girl.

I suddenly feel flattered ;)




I can't do without you for too long...you're my situation
You're my kinda lover...
"I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead." - Jimmy Buffet

"I feel no pain dear mother now,
But oh, I am so dry!
O take me to a brewery,
And leave me there to die."- Anonymous (19th century

"One owes respect to the Living. To the Dead, one owes only Truth." - Voltaire
CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:12 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Good Morning everyone!!....Its fucking hot out!!!
grrr!!
SO whats going on...hummer talk already?? what did
i miss?



I'm trying to escape you
And I know there ain't no way to
To chase you from my mind
I've still got your face
Painted on my heart
Scrawled upon my soul
Etched upon my memory baby

FN Moron
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:13 AM      
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Ok... did I hear something about Hummers... Who's giving the Hummers... I want one...

on a side note... I'd like to thank a few of you Slackers for helping out with rides to the softball game...

on a side/side note... this thread is beginning to take longer & longer to load... I saw that BM was here, but I know he's a very busy guy...So, if you tools need a new playground, just let me know...IM me... I'll be around all morning...

to view my photo albums, click my sig pic

Professional Slacker
I should get paid for this crap...
Lord Duvious
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
I'm definitely on the bandwagon with the Catholic girls giving great head. Something in the way they're brought up just makes them love doing it.



Proud Graduate of the AFDude Academy
You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Something in the way they are brought up

Held back from doing anything, so when you let them go, they freak out on you & want to try everything...? Or they could be eager to please.




I can't do without you for too long...you're my situation
You're my kinda lover...
"I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead." - Jimmy Buffet

"I feel no pain dear mother now,
But oh, I am so dry!
O take me to a brewery,
And leave me there to die."- Anonymous (19th century

"One owes respect to the Living. To the Dead, one owes only Truth." - Voltaire
Metalfan
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:18 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

No one gives head like a nice/bad Catholic school girl.



LOL...nothing better than receiving an all out anti-religion hummer from some Catholic school girl in the plaid skirt and the knee socks >)

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Grumpy
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posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:19 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Catholic School girls = dirty knees :)

petal - Married Jewish girls don't give hummers. the single ones do and good ones at that. They just don't swallow.

Speaking of which - Swallowing = more gooder. Spit is okay. It usually looks like a crime scene afterwards anyway so it doesn't matter where.
Snowball = gross and disgusting. eeeggghhhh!

From my personal experience - Latin girls give the best hummers. Totally insatiable.


Into each person's life a little pain must fall.
I'm just here to administer it.

CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Catholic school girl in the plaid skirt and
the knee socks

Awww i miss wearing that stupid uniform!!
quote:

No one gives head like a nice/bad Catholic
school girl.

Well thats good to know my 16 years of going to
catholic schools payed off!! ;)



I'm trying to escape you
And I know there ain't no way to
To chase you from my mind
I've still got your face
Painted on my heart
Scrawled upon my soul
Etched upon my memory baby

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:20 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Hummer talk, and mods pop in here...coincidence????;-)

Ladi, I thought you were a naughty catholic girl. NICE!!!!

Wage, long time. You know I'll be at the game. GS has me and U penciled in for the outfield. You just have to watch out for Amy...haha



Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:23 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

on a side/side note... this thread is beginning to take longer & longer to load... I saw that BM was here, but I know he's a very busy guy...So, if you tools need a new playground, just let me know...IM me... I'll be around all morning...


I too will be around most of the morning. Been busy for a couple of weeks and couldn't slask. If the next Self-Starting Slacker wants to create a new thread, I've got the padlock ready.

I think the Catholic school girl phenomena has something to do with communion wafers, the fairly phallic symbol that they wear around their necks, and fingering Rosary beads all the time.

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:23 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
So a few years back, my ex-wife was a Catholic School Girl for halloween. She did the whole outfit, all the way down to the glasses and the hair up. We had amazing dirty sex that night. There is just something about defiling an innocent school girl. Lady's if you haven't done this for your man, do it. I beg you. Every man needs this once in his life.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:25 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Booty, do you have trouble dressing for work now? Everyone always said, oh you're so lucky, you always know what to wear for the day (about uniforms.)

But know I'm all thrown off, different outfit each day. College was easy, tee shirt & jeans.

PS- who's doing the new thread ?




I can't do without you for too long...you're my situation
You're my kinda lover...
"I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead." - Jimmy Buffet

"I feel no pain dear mother now,
But oh, I am so dry!
O take me to a brewery,
And leave me there to die."- Anonymous (19th century

"One owes respect to the Living. To the Dead, one owes only Truth." - Voltaire


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 8-7-01 @ 10:30 AM
CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Booty, do you have trouble dressing for
work now? Everyone always said, oh you're so
lucky, you always know what to wear for the day
(about uniforms.)

Yes definatly!!! I went to an all girls catholic
school and there was an all boys one a few blocks
away. SO after school u had to roll that skirt up
and walk by and let the boys drool...Ahh the good
ol days!!



I'm trying to escape you
And I know there ain't no way to
To chase you from my mind
I've still got your face
Painted on my heart
Scrawled upon my soul
Etched upon my memory baby



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