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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: What Would Be Your Porn Star Name?
ScubaSteve
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
When my porn career kicks off I'll be:

Mr. Roger Cherry




Under the care of CriticsLoveSnatch
Banana_juice
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Otis Durling..


E-Mail Me
special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it



This message was edited by Banana_juice on 7-31-01 @ 2:00 PM
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 2:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Banjo Dennis
With a porn name like that....I'll be manning the camera, not in front of it...


LMMFAO!


spitfire421
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 2:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Kitty Blaine..not too bad

(sorry, I couldn't come up with an original pet name when I was 3 lol)


Hey, will the world turn upon me
Will the soul survive ultimately
Oh, will peace ever be found
When I drag my feet on hallowed ground

I don't wanna know
what the future will hold
I don't wanna pray
cause I'm lost anyway

I have adopted graffixrulz into the School of Altered Reality[Email]spitfire@opieanthony.com">E-Mail Me



This message was edited by spitfire421 on 7-31-01 @ 2:31 PM
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 2:25 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Timmah Mount


Is your first pet still living?

Mine would be Jon~Tom Ocean. I don't think my porno carreer would take off with that one.
Victoria (Vicky?) Ocean for middle names.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Yes Roger, I lived a very sad childhood. It took until last year til I got my first pet, timmah the cat. And what a fucked up bastard he turned out to be, very well named!



AIM: SkiT4you
First Member of the JWO
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 2:35 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
hmmm well if i use my first pet's name my porn name would be:

Figaro Morris

but i like my current pet's name better

Snagglepuss Morris :-)




CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie

Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01


Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Snagglepuss Morris, starring in "Cinderella" with the snapping pussy! I don't know what the hell I'm saying today.
Hey Skitchr, you didn't have any pets when you were growing up living with your parents? How bout a pet mouse or bug or something. Boys are always doing shit like that aren't they? Wait, I just had a revelation, you are still growing up living with your parents, right?


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
mine would be george riverside.

more like the neighbor on a wacky sitcom than porn, oh well

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!
graduted by CRXGIRL

AIM- Arpikarhu

Voyer bus window licker
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 2:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Luke Warren






Graduated from Brokenjaw's school for newbies ages ago
E-Mail Me


Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

george riverside

quote:

Luke Warren


I name my pets regular names too. My new cat will be Seth and my current cat's name is Bob.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Well I guess I'd have to be doing "Tranny-Porn"
Dutchess Mina


Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast...
TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 2:52 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
You can always give head to Norton.

skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 2:52 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
No Roger, I am actually not living at home, but on my own. I don't know, I just didn't have any pets growing up. I once brought home a puppy from a friends house, but had to bring it back when dad kicked my ass. That was the closest to a pet I had.



AIM: SkiT4you
First Member of the JWO
Snoteater
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 2:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Toonsis Glen

"I won't be active in the day to day operations of the club at all." --George Steinbrenner 1973.
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 3:00 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

You can always give head to Norton


I'm allergic to shrimp. ;)


Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast...
njstrawberry
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 3:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I once brought home a puppy from a friends house, but had to bring it back when dad kicked my ass. That was the closest to a pet I had.


Well, in that case pack up Maxie for me (since I only had the dog for like two days)...I would then be Muffin...hahaha

yeah Muffin Sherman, like that's any better..lol




I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl.
Mmmm tastes like chicken to me, wanna lick?
DON'T UNDER ESTIMATE THE PSYCHO FACTOR IN MY HEAD
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 3:03 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I once brought home a puppy from a friends house, but had to bring it back when dad kicked my ass.


What a darling story! You'll have to tell me more one day.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 3:04 PM      
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Registered: May. 01

Chelsea Beaver :)

I don't know the name of my first st, this is where I live now, & I've always just dug this name!



Though dreams can be deceiving
Like faces are to hearts
They serve for sweet relieving
When fantasy and reality lie too far apart


I can't do without you for too long...you're my situation
You're my kinda lover...

Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 3:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Speckles Haff





King f-tard
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 3:19 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Mine is stupid. Fritz Estel.

Although now it would be Maggie Hollow - Good Tranny name.




I am now looking for young f-tards to mold and shape for our community.
If you are interested in adoption, IM me Or E-Mail Me


I have that dead intern chained up in my basement.
And your point is???

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 3:26 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
With a name like "Fritz" - I can't help but picture the German Chicken F'er



Though dreams can be deceiving
Like faces are to hearts
They serve for sweet relieving
When fantasy and reality lie too far apart


I can't do without you for too long...you're my situation
You're my kinda lover...

Lord Duvious
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 3:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Toonsis Glen


Toonsis? Toonsis the Cat Who Could Drive a Car?
First film has to include road head.



Proud Graduate of the AFDude Academy
Now I have my wings
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
This probably would be good....Max Lower.



Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

Black Lazerus
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 3:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Lazerus Long


"Yeah Why"
quote:

Bid Dick Blaq


No thats the title to my first film

"He who knows when he can fight and when he cannot will be victorious.
He who understands how to fight in accordance with the strength of antagonistic forces will be victorious.
He whose ranks are united in purpose will be victorious.
He who is well prepared and lies in wait for an enemy who is not well prepared will be victorious. "!!


6:00am another chick in the house,
6:15 another chick kicked her out ,
Spent one minute trying to dig her out,
the other 14 tried put it in her mouth.



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