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SeeYouNextTuesday
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
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posted on 07-31-2001 @ 6:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Schlepp Marlboro



HAHAHA, Best one yet!!

I dont think I ever named my goldfish. Well, I got two cats at the same time, Oscar and Caesar, but they were sick or something and we returned them a few days later.
The first pet I had that I can really remember was a golden named Astro.

So I'd go by Astro Metropolitan. Thank goodness for Metropolitan Avenue in Queens or it would completely suck. Caesar also sounds good in there.





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posted on 07-31-2001 @ 7:02 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I'm Casey Nottingham. Don't I just sound like such a stud? ;)


"What are you speaking, German Brian?"



"Brian, what the hell are you talking about?"


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Kim
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 7:15 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Ginger Davis


I'll take yours and you can have mine -- King Lagrange lol



The autumn breeze of a single night of love is better than a hundred thousand years of sterile sitting meditation."

"Nunc scio quit sit amor."

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CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 7:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Mine would be CoCo Ridge...ehh its not that bad.



Something in your eyes keeps haunting me
I'm trying to escape you
And I know there ain't no way to
To chase you from my mind
I've still got your face
Painted on my heart
Scrawled upon my soul
Etched upon my memory baby
I've got your kiss
Still burning on my lips
The touch of my fingertips
Is love so deep inside of me

Is Don on the phone?
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 8:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Lucky 243rd.

btw...
quote:

"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"



Great sig, Roger. One of my faves.
CLASSIC!!!!


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o&aswallow
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 8:15 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Scooby Conrad. Damn, sounds like I'd be banging preppy chicks in the dressing room at the GAP.


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Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Tequila
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posted on 07-31-2001 @ 9:30 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

**credit**Thanks NJPanther for the idea**credit**

Someone was listening to R&F today;););)

Anyway my name would be Samson Chamberlin


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TeenSlut
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 9:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

TS, What name will you be using????????


I haven't decided yet. Have any suggestions?



I can help you change
tired moments into pleasure.
Say the word and we'll be
well upon our way.

Thanks to Sephiroth for the sig pic!
Rockmoor
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 10:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Shady Short



Sluggo667
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posted on 07-31-2001 @ 10:33 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

The first pet I had that I can really remember was a golden named Astro.


Hey! I've got a big stoopit dog named Astro!

Now, if we could go w/our FAVORITE pet and current street, I would go by Oedipus Holiday


Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast...
Ashley Olsen
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 11:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Pokey Allen (what can I say loved Gumby & Pokey)



This message was edited by Ashley Olsen on 7-31-01 @ 11:11 PM
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 11:07 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Straw... this is a great post!

My personal fav I've seen so far :

quote:

Major Woodshore

God I'm immature, I can't stop giggling now


God I needed that laugh.

Let's see... I've always played by different rules, and since I moved some, I have a lotta choices:

Pet Name + Street Grew Up On:
Shadow Riverton ((ick))

[my bro's is worse -- "Uncle Feather Riverton"]

Middle Name + Town You Grew Up In ((I have 2))
Lizzie North ((North Brunswick, NJ))
Lizzie Paradise ((Paradise Hills, NM))

I use Lizzie North as my alias, but the Lizzie Paradise has more porn potential.

There's also another one where you use ur mom's madien name, but sometimes that just doesn't work to well.

Keep these things coming, I'm needing the laughs

=

Don't Even Bother Asking To Adopt Me...I Know My Way Around Here
NJDude
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 11:09 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 00
Mine would be Bandit West Grant



E-Mail Me




njstrawberry
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 11:36 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Someone was listening to R&F today


I think he got it from D&M's show from yesterday.

quote:

I haven't decided yet. Have any suggestions?


How about you create your own thread for that. Instead of defiling mine. ;)




I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl.
Mmmm tastes like chicken to me, wanna lick?
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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 11:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I'm Casey Nottingham. Don't I just sound like such a stud?



Nope, you sound like someone who has a dog named Muffy who drives a sports car.... ;)


Your mind won't let you say that you want me
Your mind won't ever, never let you have what you want
I feel your hunger to taste me
Still your mind won't ever let you say
Your kind is just the type that should use me
But your mind won't seem to let you have
The opportunity to abuse me, abuse me
Your mind won't even let you feel

Savor the addiction,
savor the affliction, savor me




TeenSlut
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 11:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

How about you create your own thread for that. Instead of defiling mine

Sorry Straw!!! Didn't mean to defile your thread babe!



I can help you change
tired moments into pleasure.
Say the word and we'll be
well upon our way.

Thanks to Sephiroth for the sig pic!
Claire
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 1:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
FMFB, Niiice sigpic...

My extremely sad Porn name would be--
"Max South"
Yes, I lived in a street simply named, South.
Hey, it was in Minnesota.......


I believe I am not interested to know whether Vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race or doesn't. To know that the results are profitable to the race would not remove my hostility to it. The pains which it inflicts upon unconsenting animals is the basis of my enmity towards it, and it is to me sufficient justification of the enmity without looking further. It is so distinctly a matter of feeling with me, and is so strong and so deeply-rooted in my make and constitution, that I am sure I could not even see a vivisector vivisected with anything more than a sort of qualified satisfaction. I do not say I should not go and look on; I only mean that I should almost surely fail to get out of it the degree of contentment which it ought, of course, to be expected to furnish. - Mark Twain
mother shucker
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 1:17 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Cleo Corbin? I gues i am gaaaaaaay.Blue boy porn for me.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker!
Harry Ballzanya
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 1:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
mine would be Roxy Garden Terrace..NICE!

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This message was edited by Harry Ballzanya on 8-1-01 @ 1:26 AM
WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 1:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I would be Dookie Sziemaszki LOL, the foregin exchange student. My real name is already porn star enough. My first name is Violette, all I need is a sexy sounding french last name and I'm set. Like maybe: Plesure or Puss


King f-tard
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 7:47 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Dookie, thats a great name. Besides from my first one a few pages ago, another one for me, last kitten/previous address would be

Lisa Creek

Again with the tranny porn. I might as well get some kneepads.:)




I am now looking for young f-tards to mold and shape for our community.
If you are interested in adoption, IM me Or E-Mail Me


I have that dead intern chained up in my basement.
And your point is???

Unicron
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 8:30 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
let's see...
Sly Twenty Fourth (dat don't work!)

Let's try the middle name + Mothers maiden name
Quincy Mahon

i dunno...i don't think i have a good porn name.


How should i feel
What should i do
I don't want to be sad anymore
All i want is you.
Jolene'78
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 8:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
How about Slap-Me-Silly? Or JoJo-puffs... (ok, i don't know)



Have you ever had that typical Dutch feeling...."Have I That???"
WoRMFACE
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Im a man.. And my porn star name would be...

Miss Kitty Crabtree



You can fool some people sometimes. But you cant fool all the people all the time. So now you see the light. Stand up for your right.
Dan
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 10:33 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Goodfella Bostwick


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