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GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 4:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I guess "killing me", Grumpy, consists of you running
away while making the blanket statement, "You bore
me." Looks like I won. As for the mother jokes, you
mongoloid piece of pig filth, you might want to read the
first reply you made to the fight between spitfire and
myself. Notice anything? Oh yeah! It looks like a
mother crack! You fucking ignorant spermsucking
faggot piece of shit. As for ME saying something
intelligent, I guess you're the authority on that, huh?
"I'm going to come to your house and kill your pets!"
Sound familiar? Yeah, THAT's a statement worthy of an
Einstein collection. I can feel your resolve weakening
you little shit. Scrape yourself off my boot, because it
appears I am done with you. Watch how I manipulate
you into responding.....


Has chafed balls from
Grumpy's constant sweating
them since 5/13/01


Adopted by Fez as of 5-13-01

This message was edited by GOD of PHUK on 5-24-01 @ 4:45 PM
LaughRiot
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 4:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
GRK, I'll set my watch...

King, syrup on waffle ice... that's crazy talk...

Kid, thanks for clearing it up for all of us.

LR, don't forget to pickup food on the way home.


I'm your quiet neighbor.

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 5:13 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
You wanna play the who can be more vulgar game assphuk? fine! so be it. I was trying to be nice to you. Unlike you, I'm not generally an asshole ALL THE TIME. Just some of the time. But for you it seems to be a full time pre-occupation. Lets go big boy.

Now how about you shut your fucking mouth and go back to sucking your dad dicks before he misses you and gives you another round of ass raping for not being there. Or is he too busy with your getting anal from your mom with a strap on? Shouldn't you be in the bathroom licking up her ooze that seeped from her puss ridden meat flap that hasn't seen the light of day in years? Or is it your turn at the whorehouse where she works to clean out all the used condoms? You really shouldn't suck them before you throw them out. I know you like that but you might catch something from them. Then again, nothing is worse than the FBA you already have.

Have a nice day assfuck!



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk?
If you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it.
Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 6:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Grumpy, get in touch with me, OK. Thanks OH evil one



NOBODY WANTS TO BE ADOPTED BY ME!!!

God Of Phuks is officially on mine and Grumpy's hit list and will deliver him to hell.

E-Mail Me

This message was edited by Kingpin on 5-24-01 @ 6:24 PM
GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 6:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Look at this! See, Slumpy? I got ya. You responded. As
for being "nice" to me? Hee hee! You suck on aborted
fetus placenta, you little whore. You could have been
nice to me in other threads, but this is now OUR fight
club thread and there is no place for niceties unless
you are surrendering. Magus is on my ass waiting for
me to screw up, so my only option to vent is on your
miserable trash-talking, auto-pederasty ass. Why
don't you go back to sucking the hardened pus out of
your daddy's ballbag blackheads. Well, I am enjoying
this, Grumpy. I love verbally smacking the shit out of
your Deliverance-redneck dwarven self. By the way,
you attacked me for resorting to mom jokes, etc. AND
YOU ROLL 'EM OUT YOURSELF! Grumpy, just give up. I
respect you. You hung in there. Maybe we can team up
on somebody else somewhere down the road. Outside
Fight Club I bear you no malice. But I won't quit,
jizz-pie!





Has chafed balls from
Grumpy's constant sweating
them since 5/13/01


Adopted by Fez as of 5-13-01
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 8:36 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey GOD of PHUK, you are forgetting something. We have been here a long time, and we will be here for even longer. We will not go away. And as for Grumpy, he can hold a grudge better then a bucket holds water. He will be your nightmare in every thread. He will be on your ass so much, you will either run screaming or beg to be banned. But at that point, we will not let you be banned. We will fuck with your head every chance we get.

Notice something? The status under your name? There is none. Why you ask? Maybe because your life isn't worth the mod's time to put one in there. Get the hint. GO DIE!



GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, give him some love.
Oh, and if you see Voyer bus window licker, kick him in the nuts for me.
He's spreading disease in a toilet near you.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 9:40 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Magus is on my ass waiting for me to screw up,

This shouldn't take that long to accomplish. I told you before - It's only a matter of time before you screw up. Oh and far be it for me not to help you screw up. It would be my pleasure.

quote:

Maybe we can team up on somebody else somewhere down the road


Okay either
1) You've lost your fucking mind becuase this has got to be the funniest shit you've posted ever.
or
2) I sense a bit of "Maybe I bit off more than I can chew, let me try to get buddy buddy with the midget".

Either way, the answer is simple :
FUCK YOU! NO!



Unfortunately, I have this thing called a LIFE and a REAL job, not like you at McDonald, so I don't have a lot of time to play with your sorry ass today. I'll check back with you later asshole.

Oh BTW - why is it that you open you AIM and disappear almost instantly afterwards? Is it because you see me on and fear what I might have to say to your sorry ass privately?

No Balls, No Glory - remember that cuz you're gonna learn it the hard way now.




"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk?
If you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it.
Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.
GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 12:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Ha ha ha! Actually, Stumpy, it seemed like you were
wavering so I extended the hand of peace out of
kindness. I feel bad for those people who are vertically
as well as genitally challenged. Since you fit into both
categories, my heartstrings were tugged! As for AIM,
what the hell are you talking about? I don't even know
your fucking screenname, you piece of shit. And if you
have it in your profile, well, I don't care that much aout
you to have looked at it. I rarely sign onto AIM, and
lately I sign on quickly to see if Fez is on, and if he's not,
I sign off. So blow it out your misshapen ass, you
human football.


Has chafed balls from
Grumpy's constant sweating
them since 5/13/01


Adopted by Fez as of 5-13-01
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 2:23 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
hey assfuck. A thought occurred to me.

You know? You talk and fight alot like another asshole I raped a while ago. Very recently as a matter of fact. He didn't have the balls to stick around. You wouldn't be his brother or but buddy would you? Hmmmm.... shitkisser?

He started out with a beef with Spit.
He actually wrote in the same useless AOL paragraphing bullshit way you do.
AND he too, was a boring "your momma...", "suck me" type of fighter.

Not very original. He was a huge fucking asshole and I really enjoyed kicking the living shit out of CACASMOOCH. Too bad, he was a total dick and left. Actually, his sorry pathetic faggot ass got banned.

You wouldn't be related to this piece of shit scumbag, would you there, shitter boy? HUH?



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk?
If you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it.
Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.
GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 2:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
You know, Fight Club aside for just a second, I have
been wondering why most of my posts seem to have a
small right-side margin on them. I thought perhaps
because I am on a Mac that makes a difference, but
some of my posts come out normal. Go figure. Anyway,
I've seen a few of CaCaSmooches' posts around, but I
guess your faggoty midget ass is too far up your
poppa's colon to see the difference. I can't even create
my own sig pic, you halfpint sack of herpes pus.
Unfortunately for you, I won't go away that easily. I've
already beaten you ("Duh, you bore me, PHUK") but I
wanted to keep this going so I flamed you a bit more.
Shame on you for falling into my trap. I SAID you'd be
manipulated into responding, and you did. No
self-control, I tell you.


Has chafed balls from
Grumpy's constant sweating
them since 5/13/01


Adopted by Fez as of 5-13-01
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
it's funny how you seem to know how to properly spell Cacasmooches user name? 99% of the people seem to overlook the capitalization. How is that? Are you his fan?

You say you don't know how to put a sig pic up but yet you seem to know html well enough. is that ironic? Coincidence? No.. I don't think so.

Listen Shitkisser, why don't you come out and tell the truth. It'll be more fun abusing you as shitkisser. Besides, I'm not the only that thinks so. Evidence is undeniable. Especially on a computer.



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk?
If you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it.
Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 2:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
****We interrupt this fight for a public service announcement***
Internet Explorer on Macs will insert line breaks at the edge of the text window when replying to messages instead of wrapping text
****Break out the Milk Duds, tap the keg, it's time to get back to the fight****


NO! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"It's hard to garble nawdle zous,
With all these marbles in my mouth"

E-Mail Me
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 3:02 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
okay, so it's not just AOL bullshit but MAC bullshit also. It doesn't matter. The patterns are the same. Same asshole, different name.



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk (aka - Cacasmooch)?
If you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it.
Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 3:22 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
You know what I find kind of ironic? I hated this phuk from the day he signed on. And funny enough, I also had a problem with shitkisser. There's very, very few people that I hate. Coincidence?



GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, give him some love.
Oh, and if you see Voyer bus window licker, kick him in the nuts for me.
He's spreading disease in a toilet near you.
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 3:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Grumpy, I found the evidence you were looking for, be careful, it's not pretty.







Are you sure you wanna see it????








NOBODY WANTS TO BE ADOPTED BY ME!!!

God Of Phuks is officially on mine and Grumpy's hit list and will deliver him to hell.

E-Mail Me
GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 7:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
You douchebag, I am an a-one original! What a Down's
Syndrome cockgobbler you are. Hey, you are insulting
me because I know how to spell? Because I PAY
ATTENTION to the English language? Because I properly
spell people's names, as ridiculous and faggy as they
are? (Maytard G Krabs excluded of course) Grumpy
don't start trying to divert the subject because you
can't think of anything else. But I will give you this
much: That is the first original thing you have said thus
far. Maytard, fighting with me is one thing, but
expressing hatred over a couple of fucking posts is just
plain retarded. Don't be upset at me because you are
forced to undergo hours of ass-splitting black-cock
intrusion before the warden allows you to play on the
computer. Fuck off, you waste of space. Eat some shit,
patch up your bleeding, frothy asshole, and take a nap.
Fucking unscrupulous piece of colonfilth. And Lord
Magus, thank you for clearing that up. Any idea why
SOMETIMES my posts come out wrapped?



Has chafed balls from
Grumpy's constant sweating
them since 5/13/01


Adopted by Fez as of 5-13-01
Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 05-25-2001 @ 9:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Hey GOP, i know a good brain surgeon that u can go to for all the brain damage ur gonna have when Grumpy is done with u, u want his #. But if this is already done than im afraid its too late then. oh well.


IF U WANNA DINE WITH THE DEVIL,
UR GONNA NEED A LONG SPOON!!
GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 12:25 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Opie696, Grumpy's been at me with at least seven posts
so far, and he's never going to do any damage.
Everyone keeps saying Grumpy's gonna do this,
Grumpy's gonna do that, blah blah fucking blah. *yawn*
Well, I'm waiting. Where is this big smackdown he is
supposed to lay upon me? Get the fuck out of here,
Dopie696.


Has chafed balls from
Grumpy's constant sweating
them since 5/13/01


Adopted by Fez as of 5-13-01
hornygoatweed23
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 1:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Where is this big smackdown he is
supposed to lay upon me?


Be careful what you wish for.........well, in your case, too late.

Just in case anyone is hangin' around watching this and feeling parched......



And where the hell has Rog2K been? I don't mind being a back-up for the kegger, but my stock is running low these days!



"OK, which one of you stole my beer?"

Feel free to drop me a line, and have a nice day!



The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 1:12 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
HGW, the man with the brew. Good call, bro! :)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"
hornygoatweed23
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 1:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

HGW, the man with the brew. Good call, bro!


Now all we need is some pizza, and wer'e good to go.



"OK, which one of you stole my beer?"

Feel free to drop me a line, and have a nice day!



GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 3:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
*yawn* I couldn't possibly have had any smackdown
layed upon me. I'm still figuratively kicking Grumpy in
his shrivelled little raisin-nads. I'd be kicking harder,
but Gaynerd G Krabs will have to remove Grumpy's peas
from his mouth first. I can't get a good bead on them.
Gaynerd, there are several other bandwagons you can
jump on, you "me, too" piece of shit.


Have you seen Grumpy's head
stuck in Gaynard G Krabs' swollen
pee-hole? Feel free to help them
apart. They need it.


Adopted by Fez as of 5-13-01
FoundryMusicJoker
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 10:23 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Fez told me he would only adopt the gayest person on the board. He said he wanted to adopt someone he could really sink his deek into.
Nice head deek! :)



check me out on the studio board at http://www.foundrymusic.com
Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Hey GOP, who the hell do u think u are to come on here, not having even been registered a whole month, and startin shit with vets let Grumpy and Maynard? u must have ben in bellvue or somthin man cuz ur crazy if thats the way u wanna go. If ur gonna start shit with people make sure its with other a-hole newbies like urself, not me or Grumpy, or maynard or any other regulars on here. Now get ur dads cock outta ur mouth and just leave already. oh and one more thing, if u try to play that stupid "oh im gonna get u to respond by sayin somthin " game with me it wont work. Cuz i dont have the time to sit around here and type replies to a cocksmoking, cum guzzling, piece of shit newbie like u! now get a life before u get urself banned.


IF U WANNA DINE WITH THE DEVIL,
UR GONNA NEED A LONG SPOON!!
GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 4:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I didn't start shit with ANYONE except spitfire, that was a
mistake, and I apologized for it. Everyone else started
with ME. I am just finishing it. Chokie696, I could give
less of shit if you respond or not. You jumped on the
bandwagon just like Gaynerd but you add a hell of a lot
less to the mix. Hell, at least Stumpy is a bit more
creative than your recycling of the whole "get your
daddy's cock out of your mouth" bullshit. Starting with
you? Ha! You made the first comment, douchebag.
And believe me, it isn't the first time someone hs said
what you said. I am glad you are not going to respond
because then I won't have to read the same comments
for the 100th time except with your superbly creative
name on it. By the way, you missed (45x, 37y) in the
upper-middle-left quadrant of Grumpy's right asscheek
when you were slobbering smooches all over it. Could
you be any LESS subtle? *yawn*


Have you seen Grumpy's head
stuck in Gaynard G Krabs' swollen
pee-hole? Feel free to help them
apart. They need it.


Adopted by Fez as of 5-13-01



This message was edited by GOD of PHUK on 5-27-01 @ 2:37 PM


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