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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Fez where are you?
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
NO, FC is not all in fun asswipe. By the way, you're not allowed to use the newbie plea. That doesn't work. Shut the fuck up and stay in the barrel bitch.

Go drop dead cum guzzler.


GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
hornygoatweed23
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I am an asshole unto myself

No argument there.
quote:

I fucked up when I started with spitfire


Right again! Two for two so far.
quote:

I am stil a goddamn newbie!

and
quote:

Attacks in Fight Club
are supposed to be all in fun, aren't they?


thats where you go wrong GOP. Backpedaling will not save your ass here. You made the hole, now lie in it - the smart money says shut your mouth, go lick your wounds and lay low for a while. By continuing to reply and attempt to state your case, you're only making it worse on yourself. And if you haven't figured it out here, no matter what forum you post in, you will be attacked in the same manner as here. Normally what goes on here stays here, but you broke a major golden rule by messing with Spitfire, and as such, your ass now has a permanent "tool on me" sign no matter where you post.

Do you own a nice suit? I hope so, because at the rate you're going, you'll be in the coffin any day now.





"OK, which one of you stole my beer?"

Feel free to drop me a line, and have a nice day!



Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 7:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Job done, you little
bandwagoneer. Here's my impression of you. "Let me
try to get in with the vets by sticking my fat little nose in


look asshole, im not jumpin on the bandwagon, i defend all the ladies of the board when ever a stupid fuckin deek like u decides to try to pick a fight with one of em. Even if they dont need my help i offer cuz unlike u, im not a pussy and i dont attack the women of the board. Secondly,compared to u ,I AM A VET!. So fuckoff ya cumguzzlin piece of shit!


IF U WANNA DINE WITH THE DEVIL,
UR GONNA NEED A LONG SPOON!!
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 7:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
JUST AN FYI:

1. You're two...TWO!!! strikes came before Fight Club.

2. The IP's are INDEED different, and you are probably a completely different person...however the penchant for getting in over your head just the same. Cacasmooches got banned. I hope you can toe the line better.

Thank you, now carry on.


Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 7:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
You know, I haven't touched upon this thread, but now I think its time for me to put my newbie to sleep:

quote:

Fezzy's neglected adoptee since
5-13-01



Excuse me fuckwad? Wasn't it you that IMed me saying you need to be adopted? Wasn't it youwho said "Ok no new threads." Wasn't it me who hammered down the fact that you shouldn't start threads, especially like this?

So don't come here saying I fucking 'neglected' you. If you wanted your 'daddy' to help you out, why didn't you do like you did before and CONTACT ME. Holy living shit, this is no crack baby, this is a goddamn AIDS infected, down syndrome, missing a limb crack baby.

I should of followed in GRk's footsteps and leave your stupid ass since you can't understand a fucking rule.



See My Sig Pics!

If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com

Currently I've adopted meatballnip and GOD of PHUK. None of which are crack babies...damn---Actually, GOP is so hopped up on heroin that he has a needle in his arm 24/7





This message was edited by Fez on 5-30-01 @ 8:09 PM
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:10 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
HOLY F!!!
FEZ!!!??? getting pissed???
OK, how many days before the world ends.. someone has to know..isn't Fez getting in on a fight actually one of the signs of the apocalypse??


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:17 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I should of followed in GRk's footsteps and leave your stupid ass since you can't understand a fucking rule.


a great cartoon character once said:
quote:

Like...Wow!


Fezzy its ok, think of that mistake as a learning experience thats all...lol



Who can say
if your love grows
as your heart chose
only time
And who can say
where the road goes
where the day flows
only time


Adopted cuties: Two slots open...call me now


Lt_Boogaloo
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 8:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
If there are any scraps of carcass left, please toss his wretched fetid heap my way, I'd love to kick what remains of his windpipe down into his large intestine.

I do have a question -- I detect a slight chip on GOP's shit-stained shoulders (with his head that far up his ass, he must get awful skid marks), I wonder why he feels the need to aggravate people? Maybe mommy clamped her teeth down too hard on his little infantile penis, or maybe daddy held his head down under water a little too long.

If you're waiting for me to degenerate into vulgar displays involving farm animals and feces, you'll have to wait. I enjoy a more high-brow dessication.

So please, GOP, if you can still stand or if you're not too busy butchering spellings, I'd love to at least jab you with a pointy stick and throw some concrete at you.

Then again, maybe you're not worth it, and I should redirect my growing anger.

-- Lisa from sales = TWAT --
Breasts!! One More Shot! One More Beer!!
ltboogaloo@yahoo.com
AIM - ltboogaloo
GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 8:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
dessication - n 1: dryness resulting from the
removal of water [syn: dehydration] 2: the process of
extracting moisture (as by heat)

Just thought I'd point that out. I mean, considering I
butcher spelling so much, I thought it only fitting to
point out the error in your usage of the word, you
fucking nitwit. *sigh* It just keeps getting better and
better.


"Stavromula Beta? But
I've never even been there!" -
Arthur Dent, Hitchiker's Guide
to the Galaxy


Fezzy's neglected adoptee since
5-13-01
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 9:08 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey douchebag, here's another definition for ye:

de·ni·al (d-ni-al)
n.
A refusal to grant the truth of a statement or allegation
A refusal to accept or believe something, such as a doctrine or belief.
An unconscious defense mechanism characterized by refusal to acknowledge painful realities, thoughts, or feelings.
The act of disowning or disavowing; repudiation.
Abstinence; self-denial.

You fucking moron (Sorry FN). Why won't you just die? Is it just a coincidence that everyone here hates your guts? For some reason beyond my reasoning, you believe you 'won' the argument(s). Lemme tell you somthing you dumbass:

YOU LOSE



See My Sig Pics!

If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com

Currently I've adopted meatballnip and GOD of PHUK. None of which are crack babies...damn---Actually, GOP is so hopped up on heroin that he has a needle in his arm 24/7

This message was edited by Fez on 5-31-01 @ 9:13 PM
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 9:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
De Nile- A river





NOBODY WANTS TO BE ADOPTED BY ME!!!

God Of Phuks is officially on mine and Grumpy's hit list and will deliver him to hell.

E-Mail Me
Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 9:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
GOP, drop dead! dont u get it? U GET NOTHING! U LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!


IF U WANNA DINE WITH THE DEVIL,
UR GONNA NEED A LONG SPOON!!
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 05-31-2001 @ 9:36 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
king, are you trying to break my, "debuting of multiple new sigs in one day" record"?????? ;)




OA.COM--Walk With Us and You Walk Proud
Lt_Boogaloo
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 9:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Actually, I had intended to use "dessication" (meaning the extraction/dehydration of water -- since you pointed it out). I was attempting to infer that whatever heat generated by the mass of flames has removed any and all water from your little body.

Now who's the nitwit? I guess I should refrain from using too great a vocabulary?



-- Lisa from sales = TWAT --
Breasts!! One More Shot! One More Beer!!
ltboogaloo@yahoo.com
AIM - ltboogaloo
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 9:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
as·i·nine
adj.
  1. Utterly stupid or silly: asinine behavior.
  2. Of, relating to, or resembling an ass.
  3. Words typed by God of Puke



Who can say
if your love grows
as your heart chose
only time
And who can say
where the road goes
where the day flows
only time


Adopted cuties: Two slots open...call me now


Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 9:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
right on the money with that one Grk.


IF U WANNA DINE WITH THE DEVIL,
UR GONNA NEED A LONG SPOON!!
GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 12:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Boogaloo, nice try, but no dice. Your use of
"dissecation" was not in the proper context, especially
coupled with "high-brow". I'm SO sure you meant that
the removal of moisture from my body is an activity
only performed instead of "degenerating into vulgar
displays involving farm animals and feces". Perhaps
you meant to use the word dissertation, which
fits much better into the context of the sentence. As for
everyone else, I am a beaten piece of meat. Opie and
Anthony leaving WNEW with their destination uncertain
and having to listen to worst of all summer instead of
new shows was the downer that broke my ego.
Unfortunately for those whose loathing has reached a
maximum, I won't be disappearing, but before I
somehow earn a final strike to ban my ass, I will
apologize. Spitfire, as a newbie I should have listened
to your words instead of reacting to the context in
which they were produced. Grumpy, your final piece of
advice was the best, and I thank you. GrkQT, I apologize
for my stupid impatience in the beginning, as well as
continuing something that was obviously detrimental
to myself and angering to you. Lord Magus, I thank you
for your patience and your advice. Fez, thank you for
adopting me anyway, and maybe someday we can
reconcile. Sean Cold, I apologize for my sarcasm and
whatever else it was I did to piss you off. Anyone else I
missed, if you think you deserve an apology, you can
probably kiss my ass. If you KNOW you deserve an
apology, you have it. If nothing else, I hope you were all
entertained by this debacle and I hope you all can one
day think of me as a productive and positive member of
this board.

Broken and battered newbie, on
account of no one but himself, since 5-31-01


This message was edited by GOD of PHUK on 6-1-01 @ 2:41 AM
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 12:32 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Holy shit! Have to say I never saw this one coming...

But if you are willing to make amends with them, GoP, realize that it will be an incredibly long time before they acknowledge it, IF they ever do. For the time being, it would be best that you lurk and contribute positively, and for God's sake don't give them any more reasons to hate you.



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud NEW Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 5:53 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
:::sniff, sniff:::

Awww, that was so fucking touching!

I hope I can control my self. This feels like the end of On Golden Pond!

Ahhem, there, that's better!

GOP< didn't I ask you rather nicely to just fuckin go and kill yourself? You pissed on our little Fezzy and that shit does not fly around here!

Poor Fez, you broke your non cursing record! Let it out man, it works for me!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 10:11 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
You know its a bad situation when Fez starts using explicitives (that means curses to you illiterate morons) in his posts.

It'll be interesting to see the validity of his GOP's intent. If he's being sincere, fine. If he's not, he's in for higher level in another world of pain.



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much?
The late great John Belushi
Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: COAX
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.


Kid Afrika
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 10:19 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

explicitives (that means curses to you illiterate morons)


actually grumpy explicitives doesn't mean anything. the word you are looking for is:

ex·ple·tive (kspl-tv)
n.
An exclamation or oath, especially one that is profane, vulgar, or obscene.

A word or phrase that does not contribute any meaning but is added only to fill out a sentence or a metrical line.
Linguistics. A word or other grammatical element that has no meaning but is needed to fill a syntactic position, such as the words it and there in the sentences It's raining and There are many books on the table.


Thank you, drive through.




What the FUCK are you looking at?

I have abduc... I mean adopted tankGrrl24

Currently walking on egg shells.
It's a battlefield out there.

It's like, "How much more black could this be?",
and the answer is none. None more black.



spitfire421
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 10:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
damn kid, beat me to that one...

apology accepted, my advice GOP: Saty outta fight club for a while, it'll only get you in trouble
I'll try not to hold a grudge for TOO long, but I'm a chick and it's in our nature to do so


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
Welcome Boodadude and SpiritOfDirt to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to spitfire@opieanthony.com :)
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 10:47 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
WEll, I will hold a grudge for everyone, I will beat you down every chance I get, and if I ever meet you, I may have to just beat you down there too.



GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
Kid, you just don't get the irony of my posts do you? Here's one for you:

Prick - N. - Slang
- Derogatory term for male genitalia
- A sharp poke or prod
- A large angry black boy with no sense of humor who thinks he's funny (see - ah na na for further information)


Have a nice day!



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much?
The late great John Belushi
Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: COAX
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.


Kid Afrika
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 1:24 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

The words ironic, irony, and ironically are sometimes used of events and circumstances that might better be described as simply “coincidental” or “improbable,” in that they suggest no particular lessons about human vanity or folly. Thus 78 percent of the Usage Panel rejects the use of ironically in the sentence In 1969 Susie moved from Ithaca to California where she met her husband-to-be, who, ironically, also came from upstate New York. Some Panelists noted that this particular usage might be acceptable if Susie had in fact moved to California in order to find a husband, in which case the story could be taken as exemplifying the folly of supposing that we can know what fate has in store for us. By contrast, 73 percent accepted the sentence Ironically, even as the government was fulminating against American policy, American jeans and videocassettes were the hottest items in the stalls of the market, where the incongruity can be seen as an example of human inconsistency.


The irony of your post is that you tried to insult the intelligence of people reading it, but only succeeded in revealing your ignorance. Whether you used the word incorrectly on purpose or not, saying "explicitives(that means curses to you illiterate morons)" is hardly ironic.


What the FUCK are you looking at?

I have abduc... I mean adopted tankGrrl24

Currently walking on egg shells.
It's a battlefield out there.

It's like, "How much more black could this be?",
and the answer is none. None more black.





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