Anyone remember how to throw down old school? If you plan on participating, be warned that heckling lame ones is encouraged.
Yo ass is so fat, it takes you 3 trips when you wanna haul ass.....
Youre so short you can see your feet in your drivers license.
yo momma's like a screen door. The harder ya slam her, the looser she gets.
Half of you will look at this one sideways, but I still love it (and I think one other person here likes it).
Yo Mama so fat, she got two other mamas orbiting around her.
yo chinese momma's so fat, when she sits in the hot tub, they call it WON Ton Soup.
yo mamas' so ugly they tied a pork chop around her head when she was a kid so the dog would play with her.
yo ass is soooo poor, you can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mommas so skinny she could hoola hoop with a cheerio.
yo momma's so ugly, i use her picture to scare off the rats in my basement.
yo' momma so dumb she thought a quartaback was a refund.