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We've all got a cool, embarrassing, or scary story. Fags with faggy stories, expect to be tooled on. These are just moments vividly recalled in my life. No specific order, just whichever one I think of as I go.

An easy one: On a dive one time in Mexico, as I'm descending, and checking down to see my status, all I can see is sand. Just like a sandstorm and it's blasting up. As I got down closer, I was actually descending directly upon a massive stingray. It was huge. I had to swim a good 2 feet to not drop on it. It was incredible.

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That's nice.

I took a shit in a bathtub once.

Does that qualify as a cool, embarrassing, or scary story?

ha ha - you're stupid

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The other day, this real annoying woman in my office calls me up and starts yapping for about 10 minutes straight. I want to her to get off the phone, but I don't want to be rude. So I used my cellphone to call my line and when the busy signal chirped in, I told her I had to take that call and was done with her. It's my new favorite trick for annoying people on the phone.

One time in Gitmo(Guantanamo Bay Cuba for those of you keeping score at home) I got caught pissing off the side of my ship. And I passed out in the bathroom in a bar in the Dominican Republic.

Quote:Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
And I passed out in the bathroom in a bar in the Dominican Republic.

Is that when you got a good shot in the ass?