YourMomsBox!

First off I'm pissed. (In the traditional British term) I'm not pissed off, just two sheets to a wind. I clicked through the stations an Bartender, Cocktail, or whatever that fag Tom Cruise was in. I'm pissed, remember, detailed facts are not important.

Well, fuck it, he has this masticating bitch of a girlfriend who fucks him because he is younger and she constantly emasculates him by calling him baby.
Oh, baby I'm sorry... la la the fucking la la.

WHY the fuck do women have to do this. My wife constantly calls me baby at times. I fucking dismiss this because I know she wants a fucking doll to throw around, but what the fuck is with the whole baby baby thing? We are fucking fucking you. We are not dependant on you. Sure I can't cook a dinner if you leave for a day/week/month/year/decade, but there is frozen waffles and I am not a dependant. I can do things on my own. This, I say however small, is the most annoying thing my wife does. LET ME REITERATE THAT I AM FUCKING LUCKY THAT MY WIFE CALLING ME BABY IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING!!! I am sure that there are a trillion things a woman can do that is more annoying, nay, a perpetual hell, than calling me baby, but I am still annoyed.

Also note that I am not Hispanic so there is no incestious EYE MOMMI, EYE POPPI thing going on.

Quote:Also note that I am not Hispanic so there is no incestious EYE MOMMI, EYE POPPI thing going on.

You don't know what you're missing.

Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey

Quote:Also note that I am not Hispanic so there is no incestious EYE MOMMI, EYE POPPI thing going on.

You don't know what you're missing.

Why the fuck are you up now?

I would not enjoy banging my mother.... she is more than 16 years older than me.

Should I be in bed, papi?

Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
Should I be in bed, papi?

Ey, Momi.

Hey, just be grateful she doesn't call you Bababooey.
Now that would really suck.

How about Boobookittyfuck?

That would be grounds to lose half of my stuff.


















But then again, I would not date a fan of his, I mean a stripper.

Quote:How about Boobookittyfuck?

you beat me to it!! grrrr.....less than 10 min ago too.....

Quote:Originally posted by FollowThisLogic
How about Boobookittyfuck?

being called boobookittyfuck is just plain HOT!