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Oh, Baby Baby. Babababy Baby.
Sloats Offline
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#1
08-10-2003, 05:45 AM
First off I'm pissed. (In the traditional British term) I'm not pissed off, just two sheets to a wind. I clicked through the stations an Bartender, Cocktail, or whatever that fag Tom Cruise was in. I'm pissed, remember, detailed facts are not important.

Well, fuck it, he has this masticating bitch of a girlfriend who fucks him because he is younger and she constantly emasculates him by calling him baby.
Oh, baby I'm sorry... la la the fucking la la.

WHY the fuck do women have to do this. My wife constantly calls me baby at times. I fucking dismiss this because I know she wants a fucking doll to throw around, but what the fuck is with the whole baby baby thing? We are fucking fucking you. We are not dependant on you. Sure I can't cook a dinner if you leave for a day/week/month/year/decade, but there is frozen waffles and I am not a dependant. I can do things on my own. This, I say however small, is the most annoying thing my wife does. LET ME REITERATE THAT I AM FUCKING LUCKY THAT MY WIFE CALLING ME BABY IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING!!! I am sure that there are a trillion things a woman can do that is more annoying, nay, a perpetual hell, than calling me baby, but I am still annoyed.

Also note that I am not Hispanic so there is no incestious EYE MOMMI, EYE POPPI thing going on.
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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08-10-2003, 05:47 AM
Quote:Also note that I am not Hispanic so there is no incestious EYE MOMMI, EYE POPPI thing going on.

You don't know what you're missing.
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<font color=red><marquee>You ain't no motha'fuckin' bully... and I ain't bowin' to no motha'fuckin' bully... I won't allow it ain't gon' cowar to no bully, I'll be damned if I don't stand up to a bully... fight like a man and throw my hands up to a bully...</font></marquee>
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08-10-2003, 05:50 AM
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
Quote:Also note that I am not Hispanic so there is no incestious EYE MOMMI, EYE POPPI thing going on.

You don't know what you're missing.

Why the fuck are you up now?

I would not enjoy banging my mother.... she is more than 16 years older than me.
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&lt;center&gt;Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!&lt;/center&gt;
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08-10-2003, 05:53 AM
Should I be in bed, papi?
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<font color=red><marquee>You ain't no motha'fuckin' bully... and I ain't bowin' to no motha'fuckin' bully... I won't allow it ain't gon' cowar to no bully, I'll be damned if I don't stand up to a bully... fight like a man and throw my hands up to a bully...</font></marquee>
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08-10-2003, 05:56 AM
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
Should I be in bed, papi?

Ey, Momi.
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&lt;center&gt;Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!&lt;/center&gt;
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08-10-2003, 06:08 AM
Hey, just be grateful she doesn't call you Bababooey.
Now that would really suck. Tongue
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08-10-2003, 06:27 AM
How about Boobookittyfuck?
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08-10-2003, 06:27 AM
That would be grounds to lose half of my stuff.


















But then again, I would not date a fan of his, I mean a stripper.
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&lt;center&gt;Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!&lt;/center&gt;
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08-10-2003, 06:33 AM
Quote:How about Boobookittyfuck?
you beat me to it!! grrrr.....less than 10 min ago too.....
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08-11-2003, 02:32 AM
Quote:Originally posted by FollowThisLogic
How about Boobookittyfuck?


being called boobookittyfuck is just plain HOT!Tongue
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