YourMomsBox!

I do, well, I have.

I did it at my old job more because they had complimentary tampons in the bathroom in this big basket and I would take a handful and bring them home so I wouldn't have to buy any. (Those damn things are expensive.)

I also take soda home sometimes and a roll of paper towels here and there if I'm out. But hey, it's a huge, faceless corporation that deserves to be stolen from. Right? Right?

Trash

klepto

Oh SHADDUP fucking hoity toity bitches!

For sure cunt (goddamn I love your name!) I've I'm out of TP at home, and don't feel like stopping at the store, I'll scoff some from work.

Oooooooo, and that "free treats" box, that you're supposed to pay for "on your honour", I'm sure I'm a few bucks behind on.

And I've stolen paper towels.

Lock me up now goddamnit, I'm not safe for society.

Nope nothing worth taking.

Fuck, and TH has already reproduced.

I'm waiting for blood tests 6-pack. They may not be mine.

yeah i have a few momentos from work. 6 silver serving trays, 2 pairs of ivory chopsticks. two sautee pans, plates, and big ebony pepper grinder. umm theres mores stuff i'm sure,

So - you're a bus boy at Mandarin Gardin? (is that a Canadian chink chain?)

It's probably just a coincidence that I have the same printer at home as they use at work. Even more interestingly, I've never had to buy ink for it. When I was promoted I was also given a gift card to Office Depot, I got a color printer for free from it, and I get the ink for free.

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