YourMomsBox!

I seem to have lost my penis and I have no clue where I last left it.
Could someone please help me look for it?

Oh, and while you're at it, do you think you could possibly keep an eye out for a pair of feet? Thanks so much, it's greatly appreciated.

theres a certain king missile song that comes to mind, if only i could remember the name of it, hmmmm what was it?

Detachable Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis!

no, no i don't think thats the one, its a king missile song, something about a removable cock or something

Jesus was way cool?

Have you asked the mrs.? maybe she has it wrapped around her pinky.

Quote:Originally posted by RapeFantasizer
Have you asked the mrs.? maybe she has it wrapped around her pinky.

Are you implying that I'm that small? I'm very hurt by that. niffle:

Not at all, I was implying you're whipped.

Oh, okay. Well I can live with that.

Since no one actually offered to help me look for my buddy, I called in professional help.




Best part about her, if I ever get thirsty while looking I won't have to go far for a drink.
Now that I think about it, we need more women like her.