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Flock of Moosen · 10-01-2003, 06:00 AM

I seem to have lost my penis and I have no clue where I last left it.
Could someone please help me look for it?

Oh, and while you're at it, do you think you could possibly keep an eye out for a pair of feet? Thanks so much, it's greatly appreciated.

Crack Hitler · 10-01-2003, 06:02 AM

theres a certain king missile song that comes to mind, if only i could remember the name of it, hmmmm what was it?

Hawt Baux · 10-01-2003, 06:08 AM

Detachable Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis!

Crack Hitler · 10-01-2003, 06:11 AM

no, no i don't think thats the one, its a king missile song, something about a removable cock or something

Hawt Baux · 10-01-2003, 06:13 AM

Jesus was way cool?

RapeFantasizer · 10-01-2003, 06:34 AM

Have you asked the mrs.? maybe she has it wrapped around her pinky.

Flock of Moosen · 10-01-2003, 06:37 AM

Quote:Originally posted by RapeFantasizer
Have you asked the mrs.? maybe she has it wrapped around her pinky.

Are you implying that I'm that small? I'm very hurt by that. Confused

niffle:

RapeFantasizer · 10-01-2003, 06:39 AM

Not at all, I was implying you're whipped.

Flock of Moosen · 10-01-2003, 06:40 AM

Oh, okay. Well I can live with that.

Flock of Moosen · 10-02-2003, 08:05 AM

Since no one actually offered to help me look for my buddy, I called in professional help.

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Best part about her, if I ever get thirsty while looking I won't have to go far for a drink.
Now that I think about it, we need more women like her. Tongue

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