and I just gave him $.32 after I paid for my subway sandwich AND one for some broad in my oficce.
Did you do that? NO.
I'm a fucking great guy
A shame this bum did not hit you over the head with his empty Methadone bottle and anally rape you and leave you for dead...
Dude, back away from the dark side, they are starting to suck you in, dont let them. You must control your feelings, use the force Dude.
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
hurry, praise the man.
I'm tying my shoes...... wait, what?
don't get your nipples caught in the laces again
There's this old dirty blond hag around the corner from my office. She's drunk on Vodka by 8 am. Every day I gave her a cigarette. One day, I was actually smoking my last one and said no.
As I walked away she yells at me, "You have a fat ass anyway cheap bitch!"
I've never given her a cigarette again.
Galt, say one nice thing about someone other than Alkey, Sil, or one of the other bitter boys. I dare ya.
Quote:Originally posted by The Man
don't get your nipples caught in the laces again
I'll keep that in mind. Thanks for your unhelpful advice, cocksmoker. :kiss:
Quote:Originally posted by Silera
There's this old dirty blond hag around the corner from my office. She's drunk on Vodka by 8 am. Every day I gave her a cigarette. One day, I was actually smoking my last one and said no.
As I walked away she yells at me, \"You have a fat ass anyway cheap bitch!\"
I've never given her a cigarette again.
I should go downstairs and ask for my money back.