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thats b/c of his latent homosexual desires for fat men. i was hoping to move his desires from my fat ass over to your wigwam of love.
Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
thats b/c of his latent homosexual desires for fat men. i was hoping to move his desires from my fat ass over to your wigwam of love.

Id give his ass visions.
Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
Back when the chin was mentioned, it would have been forgotten, but mr. shallow and vapid had to harp on that his chin was fine...and once he did that, it was a pile-on. thats why his chin is repeatedly brought up, not that it was indeed large, but moreover that he had felt the need to defend it.

isn't that what you do when he makes fat jokes about you?
Actually, neither GIP nor TheDude once contradicted that. Neither of them debated his attempts to call them overweight.

He, however, made an entire thread defending his chin, drawing attention to his distortedly fat ass and pale complexion.

I always still envision a pale big fatass with a large chin when I see him post.
The cunt as a sigpic ties it all together quite nicely.

:kiss:
The Man has a fat ass now? :puzzled:
Quote:Originally posted by Flock of Moosen
The Man has a fat ass now? :puzzled:

Keep up Moosen.

Quote:This whole \"big chin\" thing is just foolish.
More accurate comments would the fact that:
I have a big ass; my pants size could be two size smaller if it weren't for that
I have red hair; I mean that's always game for mockery.
I have crooked teeth. Well, one crooked tooth really. But it's one of my two front teeth so it really stands out.
I'm very pale. As an Irish/Scottish guy, I have really fair skin and have never had a suntan in my life. It's not physically possible. But I can get really bad sunburns.
While I am certainly not overweight, I just have no muscle tone whatsoever. I am like a lighter version of Norton.
I have small hands, which as the myth goes foretells a small penis. I can attest to this

But really, the big ass is probably the one I've been made fun of for the most over the course of my life. This whole big chin/long face thing is just foolishly innacurate. Hopefully, this will help you more accurately mock physical characteristics when you can't battle me intelectually, which is well all the time.
I refuse to believe it until I see photographic proof.
Sorry, I just had to share my brand new sig pic that I did all by myself. So proud :cool2:
You might want to consider another font and color. It's kinda hard to read.
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