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Quote:Originally posted by fhore twentee
oh, wait..\"Indifference Guy\"?

(I was listening to the Big Brother bit the other day....don't mind me...)

kiss my ass.

right.




:confused:

There will be a LOT of prayer,

I want the ladies on their knees as much as possible.

Come on guys, religion is nothing to be joking around about.

who is joking......
you have NO idea what my communion is gonna be like...

"take, eat......"

Quote:Come on guys, religion is nothing to be joking around about.

...so then, God says...

"Poker? I hardly even KNOW her!"

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!1!!!!1!1!111!!!!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :bouncy: :backflip: :rofl: :backflip: :bouncy: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote:Originally posted by KensPen
who is joking......
you have NO idea what my communion is gonna be like...

\"take, eat......\"

*during one of Kens' sermons...*

"Your body is your temple...let me shoot a trey up in dat piece."

I am a pervert,
but I am not black,

try again.

Quote:Originally posted by KensPen
I am a pervert,
but I am not black,

try again.

*psst, ken, you know hes a minority, he cant help it*

Quote:Originally posted by KensPen
I am a pervert,
but I am not black,

try again.

ok. very well...


ahem....AHEM....

*once again, during one of Kens sermons...*


*whitest voice possible*

So God said, let there be intercourse. So, ladies of the congregation, I was wondering if you all wouldn't mind if we had intercourse. Yes, sexual intercourse. I can assure you all, I am clean. Here, I printed up the test results so you can see for yourself...








ECH. seee? no funny in that.


Rooner, I'm going to tie you up to a chair, find the Land o Lakes lady, and rape her right in front of you.

I will then smash her skull in with a loaded cornicopia and leave the body there, lifeless in front of you, for you to deal with after you've freed yourself from said chair.

I will then report you both to the U.S Bureau of Indian Affairs.

(all in the name of God, of course! yeah, my post now...it's TOPICAL! OOOH!!!)