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Quote:Originally posted by fhore twentee
Quote:Originally posted by KensPen
I am a pervert,
but I am not black,

try again.

ok. very well...


ahem....AHEM....

*once again, during one of Kens sermons...*


*whitest voice possible*

So God said, let there be intercourse. So, ladies of the congregation, I was wondering if you all wouldn't mind if we had intercourse. Yes, sexual intercourse. I can assure you all, I am clean. Here, I printed up the test results so you can see for yourself...








ECH. seee? no funny in that.


Rooner, I'm going to tie you up to a chair, find the Land o Lakes lady, and rape her right in front of you.

I will then smash her skull in with a loaded cornicopia and leave the body there, lifeless in front of you, for you to deal with after you've freed yourself from said chair.

I will then report you both to the U.S Bureau of Indian Affairs.

KEWL!

She was a race trader anyhow, selling out to da white man for his money. Fuck her. I dont even think she was really Indian. As far as tying me up, couldnt you at least leave me a razor, you know you people of latin descent always have a few laying around.
Quote: couldnt you at least leave me a razor, you know you people of latin descent always have a few laying around.

eh, you know me...bucking the trends at all costs. Tongue
can we get back to the topic at hand,
and forget fiolating the Mazola Indian rectally with an ear of corn.





errr Maize?
Quote:Originally posted by KensPen
can we get back to the topic at hand,
and forget fiolating the Mazola Indian rectally with an ear of corn.





errr Maize?

Great, thanks ken, now I have a hard on.
Somebody summons a squaw?
this squaw is still soggy? still not dried from the rain??? :confused::kiss:
this squaw smells of wet puppy.
Ya know? I just noticed that myself.....I gotta change it....
Im confused.
I was voted "Most Likely To Start A Cult" in High School. . .
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