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I'm watching NBC and THIS was such a tease!!!!


I need to know now!

What can I do to keep those randy mosquitos from bombarding me with their unsolicited advances?

I think deodorant may have something to do with it.
by mosquitos do you mean ethnic neighbors?
Tell them you have two kids.
Quote:Tell them you have two kids.

That'll scare anything away.


You don't want mosquitos? Don't breathe. Mosquitoes are attracted to the carbon dioxide in your breath.
Quote:I think deodorant may have something to do with it.

Or lack thereof?
Eat a clove of raw garlic a day. You can chop it up and mix it in your food. After about a week, mosquitos will not be attracted to you.


No, I did not see NBC death tease. It's just good ole fashion Adirondack know-how.
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
Eat a clove of raw garlic a day. You can chop it up and mix it in your food. After about a week, mosquitos will not be attracted to you.


No, I did not see NBC death tease. It's just good ole fashion Adirondack know-how.

Unfortunately, people will no longer be attracted to you either.
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
Eat a clove of raw garlic a day. You can chop it up and mix it in your food. After about a week, mosquitos will not be attracted to you.


No, I did not see NBC death tease. It's just good ole fashion Adirondack know-how.

Unfortunately, people will no longer be attracted to you either.

2 boys and Alkey, how many more does she need to attract?
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
Eat a clove of raw garlic a day. You can chop it up and mix it in your food. After about a week, mosquitos will not be attracted to you.


No, I did not see NBC death tease. It's just good ole fashion Adirondack know-how.

Unfortunately, people will no longer be attracted to you either.

2 boys and Alkey, how many more does she need to attract?

Point taken.
I missed the program.

I watched the Daily Show instead.

At least they're up front about presenting an agenda as news.
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