In Sunday's Asbury Park Press, I saw a "Wanted To Buy" ad for "Used Adult Magazines".
I thought it was hilarious.
Quote:Originally posted by tinymike
I say we let MYLF hang out for a while. We're gonna need SOMEONE around ehre to fetch beers and clean up after us. And besides we can stare at her ass when she goes to get us drinks and not worry about getting slapped.
Topics for discussion
- The proper way to calibrate a 67' SS Camaro carb after you hook up the nitro.
- Beer - import or domestic and why?
- Best gag you pulled on a buddy (and for the record - teabagging is GAY)
- for those of us that are privilaged, where to find economy packs of Trojan Magnums
- and my favorite topic of all STRIP CLUBS.
OK, the first topic may put me to sleep, but I'll serve drinks if you're talking about the other stuff.
I bet Mike actually uses the Magnums as either rainhats or showercaps :lol:
Quote:Originally posted by Metalfan
I bet Mike actually uses the Magnums as either rainhats or showercaps :lol:
Mikes uses for magnums.
French tickler animals.
Blows a bunch up and ties them to the cars outside a wedding.
Water wings
Jello molds.
A wind sock.
Suspenders.
Uses em for a Xmas stocking for those times when coal doesn't tell 'em just how bad they screwed up this year.
Punching bags.
Makes a "water" bed.
Sticks one on the bridge of his nose and runs around saying "Gobble Gobble."
Quote:Best gag you pulled on a buddy
How's this one:
A pizzaria that me and my buddy at the time were working at decided to throw him a going away party because he was moving to California. They really didn't like him too much and he was kinda grating on my last nerve as well so I gave them some "information" about him for the party. Here's what he <b>and his present girlfriend</b> walked into and why:
- Punchbowl with one of those cherub guys pissing. *He had once asked his girlfriend to blow him while we were in the a pool one night, as her head went under the water, he looks at me and says "I'm taking a piss." Needless to say she came up in a hurry.
- A cake with all his old girlfriends names on it, one after the other each crossed out until getting to his present gf. (One of the names happened to be "Vinny" from an experimental night he had told me about.
- Then there were the MANY pixie sticks all over the place along with two photos we had blown up. One was of a giant pixie stick that had been placed up his gf's pussy. The other was stuck in his ass.
That was one of the funniest and at the same time, most uncomfortable nights of my life...:lol:
[writes down note]
Never tell barry ANY secret.
Hmmmm, this thread needs some lovely pink sheers, perhaps some dustruffles and potpourri?
I'm thinking a lovely flowered wallpaper with a peach tone. Now I'm gonna go get some knicknacks and pretty pictures, someone please spray the rose scented airfreshener, it stinks of sweaty socks in here.
Somebody is STILL lookin' to get their ass whoopin' in August.
*smacks Hottie on the ass...and then points to a fridge that has a "Drinks for Men Only" sign on the door...*
The Labatts Ices are over there...know yo' role woman.
I'M WAITING.
thank you sweetie. :kiss:
