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::MYLF retches from the smell of mouse ass::
Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
meanwhile, MYLF is smoking a joint with the picnic basket in the park on her own, then rollerblades.

Rolleyes

and why do you care?

you're knocked out on tranquilizer darts! :lol: Tongue
Now, GIP, your problem is that you're using a tire iron, which requires you to have to get close to your target.

You need something that's long-range. Observe.

* Produces remote control. Presses large red button on front. *

* 175-pound anvil falls out of the sky and lands on Rooner's skull. *
[switches to full auto now that MYLFs out of line of fire]

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[takes everyone out]
* Watches as Rooner sticks his hand out from underneath the anvil and "fires" his finger, since 420 swiped his rifle. * :lol:
Looks like it's time for the Full-Body Armor

::Barry puts on his suit::

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Quote:Originally posted by The Brain
* Watches as Rooner sticks his hand out from underneath the anvil and \"fires\" his finger, since 420 swiped his rifle. * :lol:

BASTARD!

[throws the DIP from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" Brains way]
::Barry doesn't realize that there are rabid mice bent on revenge in that suit. He screams and screams as they eat him alive::
[gives up the chase for MYLF, goes back and rolls another spliff]
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Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
::Barry doesn't realize that there are rabid mice bent on revenge in that suit. He screams and screams as they eat him alive::

::Barry sinckers::

Looks like the holographic imaging systems are working fine.

::Grabs another chair...continues to watch the movie in peace::