Almighty Masturbator!!

[JimmyBlueEyes]

That's not Alkey...I can't see the ear..

[Toronto Hottie]

Originally posted by dru
http://irish.alkey.swellserver.com/news/...record.php

Irish Alkey Shatters Masturbation World Record!
October 1, 2003

It's official, Irish Alkey is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Irish Alkey achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Irish Alkey remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Irish Alkey is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Irish Alkey was quoted as saying, \"masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today\".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Irish Alkey said \"my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning\".

Post of the year.

Do we have that shit?

[Crackle]

My God, you people believe anything. This is physically impossible.

[Toronto Hottie]

I believe that.

[JJ]

Ya know what though, i wouldnt be surprised one bit if there was a real story like this and there was a record and everything. There's a lot of weird people in the world, lol.

[GMANN]

The majority of them post here.