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I'm sitting in an office on my floor that gets used once a week. Sipping a diet coke, yapping on my cell phone, My Radiohead CD blaring, putting together a mailing for work, when a huge bee flies right past my head.
I get really scared and run out and slam the door and, you've guessed it:
LOCKED MYSELF OUT.
I did everything I could to get the door open for a good hour with the help of everyone on my floor.
Finally I resorted to calling a locksmith and shelling out $48, which I had to borrow from a coworker. It was embarrassing.
This has got to be the stupidest thing I've ever done.......
....this week.
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I'm INSANELY jealous that you have a job you can smoke pot at.
Way to go dumbass!!!!
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shoulda called 911, the Fire Department or NYPD Emergency Services would have come and got you out. And it would have been for free.
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Weed tends to make some people a little paranoid.
I don't think calling 911 would be the smartest thing to do under the circumstances.
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I disagree. $48 bucks is a case of beer and a pack of smokes.
Or a half quarter of weed.
Not very frugal are you?
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Quote:Originally posted by Suzie
LOCKED MYSELF OUT
Quote:Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
shoulda called 911, the Fire Department or NYPD Emergency Services would have come and got you out.
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oops...my bad, kindly disregard my post..let the tooling begin upon me. If I had taken the 911 call I would have told her she was shit outta luck and to lay off the pot.
On a more serious note, did you maybe think to see if someone had a key??
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Quote:Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
oops...my bad, kindly disregard my post..let the tooling begin upon me. If I had taken the 911 call I would have told her she was shit outta luck and to lay off the pot.
On a more serious note, did you maybe think to see if someone had a key??
Whatever takes the focus off of tooling on me.
I still think they'd have helped her.
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Not if it was a lock out...if she was locked IN, I would have sent someone to help her.
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