Life Lessons

[Crackle]

It sounds like you guys are reading Fortune Cookies

[60FeetUnderWater]

Originally posted by Crackle
It sounds like you guys are reading Fortune Cookies

sounds like someone is hacking my material. (see pg 2)


then again, I'm like the worlds 2nd biggest hack (Vos, of course, taking the top spot...luv ya Vos ) so maybe I shouldn't be bitchin'.

oh, another lesson...

Karma/paybacks can sure be a bitch.

[Crackle]

Page 2?? Too far in the past.

[60FeetUnderWater]

Originally posted by Crackle
Page 2?? Too far in the past.

fair enough.


BTW - "today is the tommorrow you worried about yesterday."

[JuliaTheDoctor]

Not to be sexist, but...

- What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

- If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

- Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

- Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

- Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can
tell them apart.

- Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

- Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

- If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

- Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means
that you laugh at his.

- Sadly, all men are created equal.