FU to myself and getting dressed in the dark!

[Grumpy]

That's MISTER Spook to you, slapass....
The rest of us call him sand monkey boy....


I was in walmart last week. Went food shopping, got my oil changed, bought some socks and a new shotgun, had lunch in the cafe and as a bonus, I picked up two stuff animals from the claw game. I like going to Walmart cuz the trailer trash always dress so slutty when they go there. It's a night out for them. Ask Galt, he'll tell ya.

[60FeetUnderWater]

fuckin label whore.

[Black Lazerus]

If you’re going insult me please get my ethnic background correct.
If I was to go by the literal translation you just called me a spy.

[Grumpy]

The closest he probably comes to any designer is rubbing himself with the cologne samples from magazines before he goes to the chuck cheese on a date with his girlfriend.

[Buttmunch]

Maybe you should pay the electric bill.

[Silera]

I only actually care about my appearance on weekends or if I go out on a weeknight.

Sometimes, I catch my reflection in a store window, and laugh at how stupid I look.

[The Man]

OMG!!!

I totally fooled you all!!

I couldn't tell you who made anything I'm wearing right now.

What a lark that was!

Though the whole blue suit/brown belt/black shoes thing is true.

[Silera]

I've been had!

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

Attention Kmart shoppers, idiot on aisle 8

[60FeetUnderWater]

not only a label whore but a liar as well, huh?


and just like that, the price keeps rising on TM stocks.

I am sooooo gonna put you in my portfolio.



but no, not really.