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So....It's 1:15
#11
Quote:Originally posted by header
Quote:I read nothing over a couple of lines. Fucking novellas.
Wait... What?

Err, yeah.
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#12
Quote:Originally posted by diceisgod
I'll bet those domestic Coor's lights are going down pretty smooth. Fresh from the rocky mountains at the bottom of the Great Lakes.
Now, now, DIG, you know full well she gets her beer fresh from the Canannandiadian "brewery" up north:

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#13
Quote:Canannandiadian

it's so cute when people do that in a "no it's not it's fucking stupid" kinda way
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#14
I invite you again to visit DIG, you little whore. Tongue

And I'm NO GODDAMN lightweight with beer.

Anything else and I'm a mess.

Now, back to blowing up my van...............
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#15
Quote:Originally posted by diceisgod
Quote:Canannandiadian

it's so cute when people do that in a "no it's not it's fucking stupid" kinda way
Kinda like "Virgina", no?
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#16
ANTHONY CUMIA WAS JUST ELECTED GOVERNOR OF VIRGINA LOL!!!1!!!111
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#17
I think I could only bear to read about 25 words in this thread,
what is the bitch whining about now?
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#18
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
And I'm officially half in the bag.

Here's how my day went:

9 am, go out to start my van, all gussied up, work clothes (dress pants, professional look) and the fucker won't start.

NP. I've been working with this vehicle for a while. It can be a little bitchy.

I run the gearshift through the steering column a few times and get it going. Yay me.

I get to the coffeeshop, pull into the drive-thru, order my \"jumbo coffee, triple milk no sugar\" (which the whore is now getting right about 60% of the time) then take my foot of the brake to proceed to the window.

ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD it dies.

Over. Finished. Done.

Had to be towed from there.

I'm on my third beer, waiting to hear from the mechanic now.

Stoner with a broken down van???? I don't believe you!
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#19
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
I invite you again to visit DIG, you little whore. Tongue

And I'm NO GODDAMN lightweight with beer.

Anything else and I'm a mess.

Now, back to blowing up my van...............

You're just trying to take the heat of your alcholism.

Remember, the first step is admitting you have a problem!
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#20
Quote:Originally posted by Hawt Baux
Blah blah blah blah blah blah beer.


I have beer downstairs and your thread has just swayed me to get tossed.

I think somebody else responded, but I missed this.

Get them and let's enjoy Thursday together you nasty snot. :kiss:

I think I have a doobie somewhere too.

What a terrific ending to a shitty Thursday.
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