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Quote:Originally posted by Ronin
i knew a kid in high school who was playing basketball one day. He got both his front teeth ripped out when they got caught in the net. instead of trying to stick them back quickly, he went to the dentist and got dentures..
Dentures or "Golds"?
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Quote:Originally posted by Suzie
One day when I'm rich I'll have them fixed nicely.
a.k.a. when you find your "sugar-daddy", right?
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Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
Quote:Originally posted by Ronin
i knew a kid in high school who was playing basketball one day. He got both his front teeth ripped out when they got caught in the net. instead of trying to stick them back quickly, he went to the dentist and got dentures..
Dentures or "Golds"?
Golds?? if that means gold teeth, this kid was white..
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Quote: Someone called 911 for a chipped tooth??????
They call for busted pipes, stopped up sinks, for the FD to break down the door to turn on the lights in the basement when the power goes out. Stopped up toilets. People stuck in elevators, wires falling down. I actually had some dumb motherfucker call me and ask me what time it was. I will write a book.
I'm not quite there yet
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Quote:Originally posted by Suzie
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I shall be Queen of the World until my death, and then rule the underworld with an iron dildo.
All will fear me, and bow to my will.
You should all be nice to me now, while I'm still easy-going and personable.
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Oh wait, I can kinda top this....I had a lady call up and ask me if it was a problem if they left their iron on. So, being the prick that I am, I sent the FD and told this dumb cunt that we were gonna break the door down and she begged us not to go...too late...she was on the way home and they broke down the door. Along with passing her some advice to check household appliances when she leaves the next time...fuckin Riverdale twat rasg got what she deserved..
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Quote:Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
Oh wait, I can kinda top this....I had a lady call up and ask me if it was a problem if they left their iron on. So, being the prick that I am, I sent the FD and told this dumb cunt that we were gonna break the door down and she begged us not to go...too late...she was on the way home and they broke down the door. Along with passing her some advice to check household appliances when she leaves the next time...fuckin Riverdale twat rasg got what she deserved..
That made my day. I hate those uppity stuck up cunts. I can hear her whine all they way out on LI.
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They tend to think they are not even part of the city...Is this the Riverdale fire department???? I giggle...but I never raised my voice to her except when telling her to be quiet and answer my questions....She was on her way somewhere like the upper east side...figures...and when she called back, they were in the process of breaking down her door...and I had the pleasure of telling her they were doing it as we spoke....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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I just get wrong numbers looking for the bank, town hall or RiteAid. I never get to have any fun.
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Quote:Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
Oh wait, I can kinda top this....I had a lady call up and ask me if it was a problem if they left their iron on. So, being the prick that I am, I sent the FD and told this dumb cunt that we were gonna break the door down and she begged us not to go...too late...she was on the way home and they broke down the door. Along with passing her some advice to check household appliances when she leaves the next time...fuckin Riverdale twat rasg got what she deserved..
She was hoping you'd say "No, it's safe to leave a burning iron on all day", so she could sue you?
She thought you'd say, "Well no ma'am (aka: retarded cunt) but, we'd be happy to find your spare under your retard rock in the front and take care of that for you?"
What the f did she think would happen there?
Tack this one down on the "pro euthanasia" list folks.
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