Just another day at the office for me

[JimmyBlueEyes]

I am going to write a book...

[BITENY]

Do it!! I think it would be a best seller under the category of "Stupid morons & the intelligent questions they ask.."

[JimmyBlueEyes]

Just a bunch of collected stories of stuff that has gone on over the years, along with maybe some of the experiences of those who worked on the 11th.

[BITENY]

So you should compile them all & make a journal. Esp for the FDNY!

[JimmyBlueEyes]

What I mean is FDNY Dispatcher stories

[header]

I'd buy a book like that.

[tricia]

last week we had the pleasure of a 3 hour open bar party for a bunch of 22 yearolds. we didn't know how young they were gonna be till they got there and all the ids were from 81 and 82l. so they proceeded to spend their 3 hours doing jager bombs, which is new to me. apparently like a car bomb but with jager and red bull instead of baileys and guiness. so of course come 1 am on the wednesday before thanksgiving we're trying to get them out. they didn't wanna go. they're all from long island, jackasses. there's the one guy who just bought his brand new kenneth cole leather jacket. so of course he hung it on the rail that was open to any and all.

now, we have bouncers on thurs fri and sat, but not wednesday. there's one guy bartender and the gay manager who stayed in the basement out of the way. so, it's up to the girls, the dumb rich guy who is all of 22 is behind the bar bitching because somebody stole his jacket. we continually try to tell him that nobody was up there but people from their specific party. this spoiled little douche is going all off that he's going to call the cops and his lawyer on us. we're practically begging him to call the cops because chances are he'd go down for drunken disorderly.

unfortunately, they don't show til after this douche has gone, but his good buddies from mineola have started a fight in the middle of 5th ave. we had 2 copcars facing south, 2 north, and 1 on the sidewalk,. they didn't arrest anyone. if it was up to me i woulda, just to take those rich prick can't touch me douches down a notch or two. this one guy was still mouthing off to another after the cop had him against the wall. idiots and all rich kids.


so anyway, i guess the moral is, don't be these idiots.


when i started this story it had some relevance to the thread, hopefully you'll see it too

[header]

Was the relevant point that there are idiots out there or this was just another day at the office for you?

Either way if they put things like this on television it would eclipse any of that other shit that they call reality television.

[tricia]

for the last couple of years i've been toying with the idea of strapping some kind of cam to my head. of course they went and beat me to it with the restaurant, but i think i could do better.

but basically yeah, there are many idiots out there and i get to encounter them everyday.

[tricia]

this time of year tends to bring out the amateurs