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FU to myself and getting dressed in the dark!
#1
I feel so stupid. I JUST noticed that I'm dressed like a bum!

So, I’m wearing my Ralf Lauren blue pinstripe suit. Of course I only wear Carlo Franco ties (though I might pick up some Hermes ones eventually), today a brilliant red one with some dark blue (but that’s neither here nor there). Now, rightfully, I grabbed one of my brown Versace belts, but the frustrating thing is that in my haste, I inadvertantly grabbed my black Salvatore Ferragamo shoes instead of the brown Hermes ones which looked IDENTICAL thanks to the poor lighting in my walk-in closet. So though my suit, tie, Oxxford shirt, pure silver cufflinks look wonderfully together, I’ve got black shoes on!

Luckily, nobody has noticed yet. If they did, I would JUST DIE! I’m going to have one of the assistants pick up my lunch for me so I don’t have to leave my office and have everyone notice that I’m dressed like a farmer.

UGH! How could I have been so careless?
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#2
How Bret Easton Ellis of you
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#3
I hate it when that happens.
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ps. Kmart has an excellent selection of "Ralf" Lauren and "Oxxford" shirts Wink
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#5
Wal-Mart has stellar shoes at bargain basement prices.

Black and brown.
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#6
They sell "light bulbs" too
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#7
Oxxford is the brand, mechanic.

Yes, I mispelled Ralph Lauren. I apologize
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#8
You're fucking up today, you need some time off.
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#9
you're, spook
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#10
Actually contractions are one of the toughest things to master in the English language. It's especially difficult among people from other countries trying to learn the language and morons.
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