05-12-2004, 03:23 PM
About 2 and a half weeks ago I'm sitting in an empty parking lot facing the road doing some paper work. There's a traffic light at the exit of the parking lot that dumps out onto the road. For some reason the light turns green for the parking lot at 2AM when no one is around.
I look up and there is a douche bag on a crotch rocket pointing at me sitting at the red light revving his engine. As the parking lot entrance light goes yellow he starts a burnout and takes off the instant he's green into a wheelie. I no sooner put my car into drive and throw my clipboard on the passanger seat, his motorcycle starts doing the Axl Rose sway. He loses the bike and sends it into a fucking McDonald's stone trash can while tumbling end over end.
Not a scratch on him, but he totally fucked his bike up, and I wrote him 11 tickets. He just bought the bike from a buddy, had no tags, no insurance, no reg, and no motorcycle endorsement on his license.
Score one for the good guys
I look up and there is a douche bag on a crotch rocket pointing at me sitting at the red light revving his engine. As the parking lot entrance light goes yellow he starts a burnout and takes off the instant he's green into a wheelie. I no sooner put my car into drive and throw my clipboard on the passanger seat, his motorcycle starts doing the Axl Rose sway. He loses the bike and sends it into a fucking McDonald's stone trash can while tumbling end over end.
Not a scratch on him, but he totally fucked his bike up, and I wrote him 11 tickets. He just bought the bike from a buddy, had no tags, no insurance, no reg, and no motorcycle endorsement on his license.
Score one for the good guys