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YerMomsBox
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I guarantee if you went through her
makeup kit you'd find a
trowel.


Don't forget the gasoline and some 150 grit
sandpaper!! She has to get that makeup off at
the end of the day!!!


mxomatrix
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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Why not let Fez edit some of those pix and put some nicey-nice faces...





When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starred face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,
And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the fairy power
Of unreflecting love--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.
--Keats
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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Well, my opinion is her face is a little weird and the pile of makeup isnt that attractive, but shes not ugly either, and I dont think I'd be looking at her face too long if she were naked in front of me. And I wouldnt turn her down, just like the rest of you wouldn't. I'd love to f those t's until I c'd all over them.




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Lgaia
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 7:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
It was previously "mentioned"...thanks Adolescent, at least you pay attention to me.;)



thanks Grumpy :)

WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
There ya go. That's 10X better!




adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:08 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Holy Shit WoundedAngel that chick is hot.



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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:12 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Wounded, I don't care what you do to her face, I'm just glad you didn't erase her breasts.

WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Not exactly Fez quality..but not a horrible 1st attempt...





Bucwild
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 10:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 01
She is definently hot. The only problem is that Opie & Anthony oversell her a lot of the times.

CoachingBs
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:46 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
To everyone that said she is not Hot I say...Hear Hear. I been saying that from the start. It is all just O and A being Company Punks.

Face it Hitler was a Genius!
WhackBagKid
TALK TO ME, GOMEZ.
HE WHO IS #1.
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:59 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
SHE WOULD NOT HAVE HER JOB UNLESS SHE WAS HOT


SHE IS HOT


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This is Green
Skeet Slambone
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:13 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
here is something I threw together.

Tupics bites the dust, fuckin f**s

This message was edited by Skeet Slambone on 6-28-01 @ 12:14 AM

WhackBagKid
TALK TO ME, GOMEZ.
HE WHO IS #1.
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:15 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
martian martian martian,, GAK GAK GAK


This Is Red

This is Green
BawxedWine
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
shes got a nice body, so how do you solve the problem with her face? Put a flag over her face and F her for the glory.


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All mentoring courtesy of canweseeyourstuff.
WhackBagKid
TALK TO ME, GOMEZ.
HE WHO IS #1.
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:30 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
no need for the flag, you just fuck her , my god this is unbelievable that guys would say they wouldnt fuck melissa. i bet half of you men have fucked girls far less attractive then melissa, and havent cut out their face or put a flag on their face


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WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 3:23 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I think it's just all a matter of taste and as hard as this may be to comprehend, some guys just don't go for the high maintenance, Barbie-doll look. I'm sure the guys on the board have done women with worse bodies but there must have been an attraction to those women that is not there with Melissa. She's just too hyped up and glorified by most.


ddurant
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 8:30 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
Guys, guys guys, we all know that if the impossible happened and she came on to one of us, all the blood would rush out of our heads and we wouldn't even notice any of these little imperfections you're all whining about.

CoachingBs
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:36 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
It is not that people wouldn't bang her it is the fact that O and A are always drooling as if she is the hottest thing in the world. She's not that hot.

Face it Hitler was a Genius!
njstrawberry
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Okay, what's worse on her??

The nose? The Mr. Ed teeth? or The deer in headlights look?

-referring to another thread of Dan almost hitting a deer last night- Hey Dan, was it Melissa you almost missed? LMAO

WhackBagKid
TALK TO ME, GOMEZ.
HE WHO IS #1.
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:08 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
to quote opie

I AM STUPIFIED


This Is Red

This is Green
njstrawberry
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:10 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Sorry Wack, the face, for me anyway, is one of the most important parts of the woman's body...a woman's face can either make or break the rest of her...

Besides, when a chick is munching on me, the worst thing in the world is to look down and see an ugly face...I am sure the guys can relate in regards to blow jobs...

Skeet Slambone
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Personally, the first thing I look at is teeth. Nice teeth can go a long way. Face is actually very important to me. I'm an ugly bastard, but I'd rather have a fat chick with a nice face, then a hot body with an ugly face. (I think there is a topic on this)

Tupics bites the dust, fuckin f**s



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